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Post by Unclean on Jun 3, 2004 14:29:06 GMT -5
The other day I got out of the shower and dried off and the next day I discovered a long shit streak on my towel. I must not have cleaned that area very well.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 3, 2004 14:32:29 GMT -5
Why do I smell tension about Cal and LTrain being together from NoShit? Could there be some underlying attraction? Maybe it's just my feet. not at all. in fact, I am predicting that one day noshit and I will have a threesome with Cal. if only because that cock is too much for one girl to handle on her own. |
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Post by Exit Light on Jun 3, 2004 14:36:19 GMT -5
I have had pleurisy three times before in my life, each time landing my in a little thing I dread, the ER. I am currently having symptoms of such and I wish I could just die before it evolves into a full blown case. You may think, 'well, you'll just be sick for a little while, and death is a bit extreme when you will be over your sickness eventually.' Obviously, you've never had it. Fortunately for me, it is magnified by eleventy billion when asthma is involved.
Coffee is a natural laxative to me, so if I were to drink it, knowing what it will do to me, does that put me into some kind of eating disorder category that involves the taking of laxatives?
I also see the Cal, LTrain, Noshit tension. Wass going on here, guys? and what's with the new Warren haters? I've been hating Warren since '75, I am old school hating Warren. Not really. I love him.
I think this whole thing is not anonymous at all. People can tell who is who. I mean, I pegged all of LTrains and NoShit's so far, so is it a secret really? We know how the other's post, so its really just saying shit and hoping no one figures out it was you. But hey, I am all for that!!
I am a girl. No, I'm not. (I know its not supposed to be a guessing game, but admit! We are all guessing.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 3, 2004 14:47:22 GMT -5
I have had pleurisy three times before in my life, each time landing my in a little thing I dread, the ER. I am currently having symptoms of such and I wish I could just die before it evolves into a full blown case. You may think, 'well, you'll just be sick for a little while, and death is a bit extreme when you will be over your sickness eventually.' Obviously, you've never had it. Fortunately for me, it is magnified by eleventy billion when asthma is involved. Coffee is a natural laxative to me, so if I were to drink it, knowing what it will do to me, does that put me into some kind of eating disorder category that involves the taking of laxatives? I also see the Cal, LTrain, Noshit tension. Wass going on here, guys? and what's with the new Warren haters? I've been hating Warren since '75, I am old school hating Warren. Not really. I love him. I think this whole thing is not anonymous at all. People can tell who is who. I mean, I pegged all of LTrains and NoShit's so far, so is it a secret really? We know how the other's post, so its really just saying shit and hoping no one figures out it was you. But hey, I am all for that!! I am a girl. No, I'm not. (I know its not supposed to be a guessing game, but admit! We are all guessing. good one, Julie. and there's no Warren-hating going on. I just like to poke fun at Cal's homosexual roommate from time to time. only until he comes out of the closet. |
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Post by Airport Security on Jun 3, 2004 15:02:44 GMT -5
I think if Cal and I were to ever meet, we would just start fucking mercilessly. I don't think they allow that kinda thing in airports. |
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Post by Julie on Jun 3, 2004 15:04:07 GMT -5
Jigga, what? Jigga, who?
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Post by Arteest on Jun 3, 2004 15:06:30 GMT -5
i want to kick the dog i live with...actually, i have.
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Post by Blasphemy on Jun 3, 2004 15:18:37 GMT -5
I constantly find myself copying and pasting my posts in Word before I click 'send' to spell check it. I am afraid that I will be silently or publicly tormented for my terrible grammar or spelling errors. Yet I really don't care what you all think.
I know for a fact I am not the only one who does this...fuck you all for making me feel like a lesser life form.
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Post by the cog on Jun 4, 2004 1:12:35 GMT -5
As far as I see it, I am the center of the universe. Very few other people matter.
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Post by I 3 Cal on Jun 4, 2004 8:33:03 GMT -5
I dont know if she's a whore, but just an airhead. LOL! OMG!
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Post by Piss Off on Jun 4, 2004 9:27:11 GMT -5
Have you noticed when someone has a mean sounding name you automatically want to hate them? Like even if I said something hilarious and sarcastic someone would be like "Wow, you're a dick. That explains your name" Well ya know what? SCREW YOU for stereotyping me! I'm a nice fucking person! And just for that accusation, I'm not saying a DAMN thing!
Except this: *sings* I like Chinese...
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Post by um on Jun 4, 2004 10:02:17 GMT -5
I like to stand in front of the mirror naked and feel myself up. It's relaxing. I think sonshine is funny and awesome. I'm just saying. What?! that was gay... |
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back to not bashing each other
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Post by back to not bashing each other on Jun 4, 2004 10:33:15 GMT -5
When giving my significant other oral in the car while they were driving this one time, I accidentally knocked the gear shifter into neutral, and almost into reverse with my side, but didn't realize it. The car made a horrible noise, bucked, and slowed down to about 10mph. We thought the car was dying, then realized what happened. Funny now. Not funny at the time.
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Post by PinkPants on Jun 4, 2004 10:41:55 GMT -5
that is so dangerous. i beg you to read "the world according to garp"
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Post by blah on Jun 4, 2004 11:32:59 GMT -5
I hope this doenst come out as conceited as i think it will. Im a pretty attractive person with a great personality but when it comes to any significant other that Ive ever had, the best you could call any one of them is a 7. I would really like an 8.
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