Message Board Prom-like King and Queen thing

[NonDylan]

TooShort said:

You know those horrible movies where a loser girl or guy become prom queen or king? That happened at my school. Adam Kong, a 270 pound, 5'3'', Chinese choir singer was the prom king.

Dude, I was prom king.

What are you saying?

[Julie]

Our Prom King was roughly 300 pounds and he sweat when he tried to breathe. The Queen was a sweet little asian girl. It was quite the humorous to see them dancing together. Him with a look of delight. Her, a look of dread. He was super nice in high school, but it was one of those 'here, win this, because you suck at everything else' kind of things. It is saddest when they 'raise the roof' and whatnot, thinking people actually love them. I hate him, now. He will be able to think back fondly and say 'I was Prom King!' and I wish I could take that away from him.

[pete]

ILaughAtSex said:

Bitch please, I'm way outta her league.

hah. yeah right. you never have met her.

[sonshine76]

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a prom king/queen screwup. The king was expected and typical, but as far as the queen... not so much. Some guys got the idea to rally up support for an asian goth chick as a joke, and she won. I felt bad for her because she realized it was a joke. You should've seen the king's face when that was announced. Like, "what the hell? I got jipped." He almost didn't dance with her.

Dude, it's just a prom. You're not king of the world. Ass.

[Macha]

The junoir king of my school just passed away.
It's sad to say that the king of the WHOLE junior class got killed drunk driving. What an accomplishment.

[ILaughAtSex]

pete said:

hah. yeah right. you never have met her.

I am rather arrogant though, and consider myself out of everybody's league... people think they can turn me down? No, I do the down-turning!

Pete+HurleyGirly166... as he obviously thinks highly of her!

[NonDylan]

Nick

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A mallet

[2Short]

Julie said:

The Queen was a sweet little asian girl.

Stop it. I'm getting all wet.

I plan on moving to Japan in the future and showing all of the Japanese women my big American business.

(euphamism for penis)

Looking back on the three proms that I went to, they all sucked. All of them. I would rather have been sleeping.

[ILaughAtSex]

NonDylan said:

Nick

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A mallet

I hate you, mocker of my person.

[pete]

ILaughAtSex said:

I hate you, mocker of my person.

you got mocked by your idol. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ILaughAtSex]

pete said:

you got mocked by your idol. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

To clear up any misconceptions, Warren is not my idol. I have no idol... its against my religion!

The real reason is idols suck.

[pete]

ILaughAtSex said:

To clear up any misconceptions, Warren is not my idol. I have no idol... its against my religion!

The real reason is idols suck.

by idol, i meant "the person who you like". like SPiDER is my idol because he speaks the truth about stuff, liek never tell anyone who you really are, because once you do they can destroy you as a person. also not to be afriad of the future, it doesnt include you it only removes you. well hes got a ton of sayings. maybe i'll make a thread of it at some point.

the reason why i wouldnt say SPiDER si my hero is because my hero would be a superhero, which is Earthworm Jim.

[ILaughAtSex]

pete said:

by idol, i meant "the person who you like". like SPiDER is my idol because he speaks the truth about stuff, liek never tell anyone who you really are, because once you do they can destroy you as a person. also not to be afriad of the future, it doesnt include you it only removes you. well hes got a ton of sayings. maybe i'll make a thread of it at some point.

the reason why i wouldnt say SPiDER si my hero is because my hero would be a superhero, which is Earthworm Jim.

uh.... huh..... whatever, still Warren is no idol of mine.

[LTrain06]

Macha said:

The junoir king of my school just passed away.
It's sad to say that the king of the WHOLE junior class got killed drunk driving. What an accomplishment.

thats retarded. when kids get killed drunk driving or ODing or doing something retarded, I just laugh, and don't feel bad doing it. Cuz that's how natural selection works. well, not always. sometimes nature fucks up and lets people live who shouldn't. like the drunk driver who killed my dad's friend's daughter. She lived with a few scrapes, and her passenger died. But otherwise, if you are dumb enough to do anything liek that, or go swimming while on shrooms like a kid at my school did this year and killed himself, then I feel no sympathy. same with people who get pregnant because they used no protection. if you know that you have an 85% chance of getting pregnant without protection, why fuck with those odds? the tools to protect yourself from life's pitfalls are all around you, and not that difficult to obtain. go to CVS and spend 10 bucks on a pack of condoms. or, go home in a cab if you're drunk. and don't give me that bullshit that you don't know what you're doing. it's been beaten into you since you were born not to drink and drive. same with kids who go 100 miles an hour around dangerous curves or down narrow roads, or who play chicken. yeah, I got speeding tickets when I was 17 too. but I learned my lesson when i got one for $180 that I had to ask my parents to help me out with. nowadays, I obey speed limits cuz I don't want to pay for speeding tickets,an increased premium, or otherwise kill myself. it aint hard, folks.

and I also don't feel bad for drug addicts. or people with any addictions. you don't just start taking drugs cuz you think it'll make you a better person. It's just humanity once again not taking any responsibility for their actions. Common sense is not that hard.

sorry, i had to vent, and babble.

[ILaughAtSex]

LTrain06 said:

and I also don't feel bad for drug addicts. or people with any addictions.

Not even babies born into the addiction? They didn't chose it you know. You should be a little more understanding.

Of course I am joking with you El, fuck them babies!