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Post by Macha on May 12, 2004 0:16:37 GMT -5
PLEDGING IS OVER!!! I can finally consume my time with this board....wait...damn.
I suck.
Metrosexuals are retards that are just in the closet - they'll come out in due time. Just like Dane did. Wait, that was Robert Kelly, no...I think that was Jay Davis. Threesome anyone?
Fags.
TooShort has nothing to be self-conscious about. You are Italian - be lucky you have what you have and not the 'italian sweater' as we like to call it in NY.
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Post by 2Short on May 12, 2004 1:57:29 GMT -5
Why must I be inferior? Just once I would like to be reverred as the best of something. Please don't post in response to this statement. However, now that I have said that you will do it anyways. I prefer that you didn't.
Tonight is my last night here. The pillow will be wet with tears in the morning. My boxers will also be wet.
If I were a girl and had a boyfriend, I'd give him a lot of head.
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Post by noshit on May 12, 2004 2:04:21 GMT -5
awwwwwwwwwww.. youre leaving school! awww.. poor CAL!
im thinking that i really feel bad for "retards" now.. right now.. i think its all the damn pictures i saw tonight.. i feel really bad.. its not their fault. i want to comfort them.. and the MOTTS applesauce! hell fucking yeah! ill eat lots of MOTTS with them. and i have a mother fuckin huge headache!!!!
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Post by sonshine76 on May 12, 2004 10:14:04 GMT -5
On a man I like... A little chest and stomach hair. Trails are good. Happy trails. Robin Williams, this is your friend:  |
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Post by Julie on May 12, 2004 11:47:31 GMT -5
I am thinking that Atkins is 'friendly' until you have to eat in public with other people. People frown upon the ordering of four 'sides of bacon'...I always say 'but, I can HAVE bacon' and they just look around the table at each other, most likely thinking I am a cannibal, as I am eating pig, the flesh of my own kind. I would prefer just taking all meals in the comfort of my own home. Yes, I admittedly have eaten an entire package of bacon before as a meal. But, I can HAVE bacon.
I like obscene amounts of garlic salt on everything. I am like a little old man with my garlic salt. I have to keep it in reserves in the pantry, because the world will crash if I sit down to a meal and I dont have garlic salt. I also have to take it into public restaurants with me, becuase they rarely have garlic salt.
a pig sprinkling her bacon with old man spice...great. death is too good for me.
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Post by NonDylan on May 12, 2004 12:22:32 GMT -5
Happy trails. Robin Williams, this is your friend: We are talking about Robin Williams, here.  |
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Post by noshit on May 12, 2004 12:37:07 GMT -5
true.. weed whacker! i love williams.. i do..
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Post by Macha on May 12, 2004 12:45:42 GMT -5
I am thinking that Atkins is 'friendly' until you have to eat in public with other people. People frown upon the ordering of four 'sides of bacon'...I always say 'but, I can HAVE bacon' and they just look around the table at each other, most likely thinking I am a cannibal, as I am eating pig, the flesh of my own kind. I would prefer just taking all meals in the comfort of my own home. Yes, I admittedly have eaten an entire package of bacon before as a meal. But, I can HAVE bacon. My arteries are hardening just reading that. |
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Post by NonDylan on May 12, 2004 13:20:32 GMT -5
This is now a one-person room.
The already sparse walls are even sparser.
Of what little I own in this room, half is garbage.
David is coming over at 2:00.
I'll be at the poet laureate of Illinois' house at 5:00.
I'll be at the Holiday Inn in the morning, dead or alive.
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Post by noshit on May 12, 2004 13:24:27 GMT -5
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Post by Julie on May 12, 2004 13:27:39 GMT -5
 for Cal, for Warren, for us... |
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Post by noshit on May 12, 2004 13:30:28 GMT -5
 i cant take it anymore.. |
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Post by Julie on May 12, 2004 13:32:21 GMT -5
know what I hate...when I am listening to gay music and someone calls...I go through the should I turn it off or should I just let them think I am gay
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Post by noshit on May 12, 2004 13:33:18 GMT -5
ha! fuck them.. blast that shit!
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Post by censored on May 12, 2004 19:01:48 GMT -5
"Look at me! I'm a fucking Chia Pet!" Oh yeah one more thing: My dog eats bugs... like snatches them out of the air eats them. I love her. I just hope she doesn't burp up that June Bug... those scare me... *nervous face* My cat eats bugs too. And his ass. My cat also thinks hes a lion...and when he eats meat he growls. |
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