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Post by LTrain06 on May 17, 2004 13:55:34 GMT -5
If I had a terminal illness, I would whittle something into a sharp point and kill myself...also, if I were in some kind of group safari and I woke up one morning alone, I would whittle something nearby into a sharp point and fall on it. I would be upset if the crew came back in a few minutes because they were just at the watering hole, because someone should have told me they were leaving, so I wouldnt have done something so drastic. For all I know, they were eaten in the night. I hate it when you try and put the bar of soap back onto the soap holder thingy and it keeps sliding out, you have to keep your hand right there on standby for quite a while until it finally decides it is going to stay put. I also hate it when you turn on the shower and you get in, but it is too hot, so instead of getting out and walking around, you attepmt to reach around the fire water, or you sacrafice your one leg to the lava to go ahead and kick the knob/lever to make it cooler Julie....I think you are funnier than Dane Cook. thats right i said it!!! I think you could easily out-insult him. |
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Post by Cheese on May 17, 2004 14:01:10 GMT -5
If had to choose between being blind or deaf... I'd be blind. I have to hear to live. Screw seeing! That's what hands are for.
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Post by Macha on May 17, 2004 14:47:36 GMT -5
Julie....I think you are funnier than Dane Cook. Ditto. Right now, I want to rip my uterus out and throw it against the wall. I finally bought my first chiropractic table! For a sweet discounted price too!  Who wants to get adjusted? |
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Post by Julie on May 17, 2004 14:59:32 GMT -5
Thanks, guys, but what are we really saying here? If I recall, you both have exclaimed your hate for Dane Cook's comedy. So, I thank you. I think.
I would never get on one of those tables and put my face into the little buttcrack face rest thingy. That is quite the vulnerable spot. You could get ass raped VERY easily from that position, also knife in the back, makeshift guillotine...the possibilities are endless.
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Post by I CANT LOG IN on May 17, 2004 15:07:56 GMT -5
okay.. what am i thinking?! im thinking that it SUCKS that i cant log in... and when i do.. i cant post with "noshit" this is BULLSHIT! im a little disappointed right now.. wondering if i got banned and shit. my post count doesnt even go up for posting under "i cant log in" and ill be a "milf" forever.. LOL.. and my avatar is NOTHING with this "guest" name.. fuck that! why am i so pissed right now.. cause i wanted to post under my own damn name! fuck me! i cant even read my messages..  |
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Post by I CANT LOG IN on May 17, 2004 15:10:51 GMT -5
okay.. what am i thinking?! im thinking that it SUCKS that i cant log in... and when i do.. i cant post with "noshit" this is BULLSHIT! im a little disappointed right now.. wondering if i got banned and shit. my post count doesnt even go up for posting under "i cant log in" and ill be a "milf" forever.. LOL.. and my avatar is NOTHING with this "guest" name.. fuck that! why am i so pissed right now.. cause i wanted to post under my own damn name! fuck me! i cant even read my messages.. and pete, can be "noshit" and i cant... wonder what he's gonna post under my name.. LOL and NOW i have to go to WORK! |
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Post by noshit on May 17, 2004 15:12:05 GMT -5
hey all, that was me.  |
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Post by Julie on May 17, 2004 15:12:09 GMT -5
well, you better right this wrong quick, because you are NOTHING with a low post count...
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Post by I CANT LOG IN on May 17, 2004 15:21:04 GMT -5
hahha.. i know, Julie! i know.. but seriously, nothing is working.. NOTHING!
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Post by censored on May 17, 2004 17:16:08 GMT -5
If you hit the "stay logged in" button, youll be golden. It wasnt working for me either before, but I pushed buttons and I got what I wanted.
I use that method for endless situations.
By the way Macha, I just bent back (with hands through the air) and my back cracked. So I think im all good for right now. Thanks.
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Post by Cheese on May 17, 2004 17:21:08 GMT -5
that table reminds me of powdered toast man...
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Post by Macha on May 17, 2004 17:31:50 GMT -5
 CENS!! Don't tell me those things! Foward...stretch FOWARD.  |
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Post by Julie on May 17, 2004 17:35:23 GMT -5
is back popping bad or something? I back pop all day long...I also knuckle pop, neck pop, foot/toe pop, and hip pop. The hip pop is always fun, becuse you do kind of a pausing motion...the same motion done when farting, so when the little 'pop' sound comes from your hip area paired with the pause, it sounds like you just squeezed out a fresh one.
better?
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Post by Macha on May 17, 2004 17:44:01 GMT -5
Hip pop? Hip pop anonymous? |
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Post by Macha on May 17, 2004 18:04:02 GMT -5
I am thinking there are three threads on this message board that the subjects have periods at the end.
I still want to throw my uterus at the wall.
My wrist hurts from using the mizzy mouse too much today without proper support.
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