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Post by 2Short on May 18, 2004 0:50:35 GMT -5
This thread is not about the guys that you fools think are hot. Also, why is it that they are all ugly in the first place?
Just now I caught this Indian dude washing his left foot in the fucking sink. I felt like kicking his other foot out from under him. There were two empty shower stalls seriously three feet away.
I could really go for some good hash browns right now.
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Post by Julie on May 18, 2004 1:07:57 GMT -5
I just realized that I have been using this forum as my own little personal journal, posting ridiculous, drawn out things that a lot of you most likely have no concern with. I apologize to you all. I will keep ridiculous, drawn out posts to a minimum.
I need to lose about 7 pounds in two weeks. I am thinking I will just not eat, but that never works, I end up not eating two meals and on the third meal I have a feast and blow all my hard work. I will just drink so much water that it comes out of me as fluidly as it goes into me. That shall be my solution.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 18, 2004 1:20:47 GMT -5
NONO that won't work at all.
What you gotta do... is eat ONLY carrots and eggwhites... and drink only water. I am telling you it works oh so well.
If I said I was out of shape, I would be lying, but I still managed to lose 7 pounds over about 4 days with this sucker. I ended up losing about 13 pounds in 8 days when I was done.
Trust me, this diet owns all other diets.
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Post by Julie on May 18, 2004 1:23:26 GMT -5
I think you may be mocking me...mocking my egg abuse. Way to go...laugh at the bacon and egg girl! GAH!
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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 18, 2004 1:42:42 GMT -5
No... I was being serious about that diet.. I actually replaced eggwhites with protein bars... but you know how that goes... I worked out too...
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Post by Julie on May 18, 2004 1:48:59 GMT -5
cooked egg-whites? how did you eat them? just throw out the yolk after you boiled the egg? and when do you eat this? whenever you are hungry or three times a day? Specify, you!
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Post by noshit on May 18, 2004 2:15:48 GMT -5
Hip pop? Hip pop anonymous? love Rob! love that movie! |
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Post by NonDylan on May 18, 2004 3:13:32 GMT -5
This thread has grown to unprecedented proportions.
My Dell Digital Jukebox is confusing but copious.
Suck my dick for using "copious" in a sentence.
The guitar part in the melody of "Wish You Were Here" (the Pink Floyd song, not the shitty Incubus one, Pete) is f-f-f-f-f-fuckin' grandiose.
It's 3:30 am and I'm tired as shit, assuming shit gets tired.
I'm sitting at the computer in my underwear. Literally.
I'm not masturbating. Yet.
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Post by censored on May 18, 2004 5:50:19 GMT -5
This thread is not about the guys that you fools think are hot. Also, why is it that they are all ugly in the first place? Just now I caught this Indian dude washing his left foot in the fucking sink. I felt like kicking his other foot out from under him. There were two empty shower stalls seriously three feet away. I could really go for some good hash browns right now. Since when did this thread turn into "Indian Guy Washing Feet?" and "Hash Brown?" Its whats on our mind. Not much...but eh' its something. Ugh Cal, ugh. |
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Post by censored on May 18, 2004 8:19:32 GMT -5
Im thinking, I know all the facial expressions and mouth movements to the song "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins. I disected that video on Yahoo Launch Videos.
Phil Collins is G_D...uh oh, changing it up a bit.
Im remaking that song, if its the last thing I do.
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Post by LTrain06 on May 18, 2004 9:27:50 GMT -5
I fucking hate offices. I just want to run out of here screaming. Even when you are doing everything you are supposed to, people still give you a fucking attitude like you're the bad child. GET ME OUT OF HERE!  |
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Post by Julie on May 18, 2004 13:04:08 GMT -5
I'm thinking why is it in 'ugly ducking turned swan' movies the ugly version always has curly hair, and then to make her beautiful, they straighten the hair? It's giving me a complex.
From a genetics article I was reading:
'So curliness would appear to be associated with those of African descent, but not necessarily those with dark hair coloration'
what the fuck?
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Post by NonDylan on May 18, 2004 13:29:00 GMT -5
Didn't Felicity have curly hair? She's bangable, so there goes that theory.
I'm allergic to everything in Decatur, Illinois.
My father rarely uses the air conditioning. Rarely.
I need to shower. I'm becoming a biohazard.
Thinking back on recent posts, I really enjoyed the picture of the dog with a .22 against it's head.
Thunderbirds.
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Post by Cheese on May 18, 2004 13:41:49 GMT -5
I have a thunderbird... granted its a 90 and its basically a somewhat driving death trap that's about to die... but I have a thunderbird.
A mormon called me a fat ugly girl and he doesn't even know me ... someone told him what I looked like. He asked my friend if he was gay because he doesn't have any attractive friends (meaning me)... Should I be as offended as I am?
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Post by 2Short on May 18, 2004 14:19:36 GMT -5
There is a substance known as Levitra, which is similar to Viagra. Part of the commercial goes, "In the case of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical attention." Fuck that. If I have a four hour boner I'm gonna be seeking immediate female attention.
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