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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 24, 2004 19:43:57 GMT -5
I really don't like the way people ask me things about myself.
People who don't care, is what I mean. An example being getting my hair cut. The fuckers always want to know my life. Doctors do it too... pretty much anybody who is circumstantially there, and is bored. They want to know about me??
Fuck that, I am antisocial for a reason. I need to start making up dramatic lies to these people for my enjoyment, rather than just play their little games for their enjoyment. Those sick fucks. (I lie to them always, it just isn't dramatic. I'm not one to give people who cut hair my life's ambitions.)
Another thing that really annoys me: Not being able to do something. I don't mean like being bound by law or moral obligations. I mean actually being unable to do something. Not just something I want, but anything. If it is ever brought to my attention that there is something that I have not done, or cannot do, I will do it. Even if it is trivial and unimportant, I will do whatever is needed to do these things. So long as they require some level of skill to do them.
Other non-skill shit I leave to dumbasses with no motivation. Fuck them.
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Post by Julie on Jun 24, 2004 19:51:25 GMT -5
I hate when people speak using too many euphemisms. My boss says things like 'Well, I need to wake up and smell the coffee before I am better late than never. Or perhaps, I should stop and smell the roses or I'll be a day late and a dollar short!' It's like she has a 'euphemism-a-day' calendar and she is trying to keep up with all of them. It drives me nuts.
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Post by Julie on Jun 24, 2004 20:41:46 GMT -5
fuck, I hate this board.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 24, 2004 23:12:18 GMT -5
Julie...don't be a playa hater!!
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 24, 2004 23:30:30 GMT -5
Julie...don't be a playa hater!! Eh... no... you are mistaking how she meant that. There was a post there, from me. I was joking around, but it seemed to bother her, so I took it down before it was exposed to the eyes of everyone. I am really ashamed of what I did...  |
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 24, 2004 23:40:08 GMT -5
Wait a minute. You deleted a post? What do you think this is, the Dane Cook forum?
Shame. Shaaaaaaame!
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 24, 2004 23:45:53 GMT -5
Wait a minute. You deleted a post? What do you think this is, the Dane Cook forum? Shame. Shaaaaaaame! Shut the fuck up Warren. I would compromise personal honor to remove any bad feelings from the one who said "fuck, I hate this board". I don't think anybody else was on the board. Maybe El was, I don't really know. So I kept it from prying eyes, like yours. |
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 25, 2004 0:21:53 GMT -5
Did you just tell me to shut the fuck up?
That's it. That's it! It's ass fucking time. No lube.
This hurts me more than it hurts you. Seriously, not having lube chafes my dick a____ lot.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 25, 2004 13:52:41 GMT -5
Did you just tell me to shut the fuck up? That's it. That's it! It's ass fucking time. No lube. This hurts me more than it hurts you. Seriously, not having lube chafes my dick a____ lot. I love sword fights...let me get my popcorn!! |
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I yell at the squirrells outside my window...
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Post by CollectableKira on Jun 25, 2004 23:48:34 GMT -5
riiiiiiiiiiiiight...
anyway...
i hate the way people chew... espicially open mouth chewers... i mean.. is there some specific reason you feel that i would enjoy seeing your half masticated peice of food rolling about your mouth? my mom's boyfriend does it and i swear it makes me want to kill him... i cant even eat in the same room with him because even in a loud restaurant when he is sitting across or a few seats down from me i swear i can hear his chewing... and he doesnt just slightly part his lips like most people do... no this is mouth WIDE open CHOMPING his food and he eats like a pig anyway.... he will eat until there is NOTHING left on the table... cept whats on my plate because he may be able to take things off my mother's plate but he learned his lesson with me LONG ago.. you dont take things off my plate unless you are my mother or father or one of my 3 best friends... which he never has been and never will be any of them... (i obviously hate this man to the point where if he were to somehow vanish of the planet i wouldnt so much as blink)and i hate it when a person takes the smallest bite possible... what are you trying to make your food last forever? or theyll take itty bitty bites but jsut add to it... like.. theyll take a little speck of food... which... they somehow got on their fork... and keep adding tiny specks till its enough to chew...
i also hate people walk EXTREMELY slow in the hallways in my school and people that have crowds half way into the hallway or soemtimes even all the way across... i also hate it when im walking with someone and they for some reason feel the need to walk etremely fast.
and it absolutely drives me crazy when im driving and im at a stoplight or something and there is a car next me listening to rap music (window either up or down) and ALL you hear is the bass.... i hate that anywhere actually... i get that crap a lot at my house because the people in my neighbourhood listen to that kind of music and thats all you hear....
i hate it when someone tells me i cant... because i am the person who always asks why... and if someone tells me i cant do something ill ask why and if its not a good enough reason ill do it... and i hate it when someone TRIES to tell me what to do... im sorry... no one is the boss of me except for me... so back off fuckhead... john (my mothers boyfriend) thinks he can tell me what to do sometimes and i jsut give him a blank stare... he usually knows better than to say.... ummmm... just about anything to me... especially smart ass comments... i jsut fire back an insult... i diplomatic insult... of course... so my mother doesnt hate me...
and my last pet peeve is people who display their lives on the internet with livejournals and websites and things and then when someone asks them about it "JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE!" dude... if you dont want people bugging you about it... dont put it on the web... and yes i have a livejournal and a website but if i dont want random people.. or my friends to know things... ill keep them to myself... not everyone needs to know you deepest darkest secrets...
wow... thats really long lol.. and i know i used the word hate a lot but the way i understand pet peeves is they are something that drives you nuts and you hate. therefore... "i hate it when..."
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Post by Macha on Jun 26, 2004 0:56:50 GMT -5
Great googly moogly.
I refuse to read that.
LL is going to have an anurism over all those ...'s
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 26, 2004 1:33:53 GMT -5
riiiiiiiiiiiiight... anyway... i hate the way people chew... espicially open mouth chewers... i mean.. is there some specific reason you feel that i would enjoy seeing your half masticated peice of food rolling about your mouth? my mom's boyfriend does it and i swear it makes me want to kill him... i cant even eat in the same room with him because even in a loud restaurant when he is sitting across or a few seats down from me i swear i can hear his chewing... and he doesnt just slightly part his lips like most people do... no this is mouth WIDE open CHOMPING his food and he eats like a pig anyway.... he will eat until there is NOTHING left on the table... cept whats on my plate because he may be able to take things off my mother's plate but he learned his lesson with me LONG ago.. you dont take things off my plate unless you are my mother or father or one of my 3 best friends... which he never has been and never will be any of them... (i obviously hate this man to the point where if he were to somehow vanish of the planet i wouldnt so much as blink)and i hate it when a person takes the smallest bite possible... what are you trying to make your food last forever? or theyll take itty bitty bites but jsut add to it... like.. theyll take a little speck of food... which... they somehow got on their fork... and keep adding tiny specks till its enough to chew... i also hate people walk EXTREMELY slow in the hallways in my school and people that have crowds half way into the hallway or soemtimes even all the way across... i also hate it when im walking with someone and they for some reason feel the need to walk etremely fast. and it absolutely drives me crazy when im driving and im at a stoplight or something and there is a car next me listening to rap music (window either up or down) and ALL you hear is the bass.... i hate that anywhere actually... i get that crap a lot at my house because the people in my neighbourhood listen to that kind of music and thats all you hear.... i hate it when someone tells me i cant... because i am the person who always asks why... and if someone tells me i cant do something ill ask why and if its not a good enough reason ill do it... and i hate it when someone TRIES to tell me what to do... im sorry... no one is the boss of me except for me... so back off fuckhead... john (my mothers boyfriend) thinks he can tell me what to do sometimes and i jsut give him a blank stare... he usually knows better than to say.... ummmm... just about anything to me... especially smart ass comments... i jsut fire back an insult... i diplomatic insult... of course... so my mother doesnt hate me... and my last pet peeve is people who display their lives on the internet with livejournals and websites and things and then when someone asks them about it "JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE!" dude... if you dont want people bugging you about it... dont put it on the web... and yes i have a livejournal and a website but if i dont want random people.. or my friends to know things... ill keep them to myself... not everyone needs to know you deepest darkest secrets... wow... thats really long lol.. and i know i used the word hate a lot but the way i understand pet peeves is they are something that drives you nuts and you hate. therefore... "i hate it when..." That was nice. |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 26, 2004 1:36:46 GMT -5
riiiiiiiiiiiiight... anyway... i hate the way people chew... espicially open mouth chewers... i mean.. is there some specific reason you feel that i would enjoy seeing your half masticated peice of food rolling about your mouth? my mom's boyfriend does it and i swear it makes me want to kill him... i cant even eat in the same room with him because even in a loud restaurant when he is sitting across or a few seats down from me i swear i can hear his chewing... and he doesnt just slightly part his lips like most people do... no this is mouth WIDE open CHOMPING his food and he eats like a pig anyway.... he will eat until there is NOTHING left on the table... cept whats on my plate because he may be able to take things off my mother's plate but he learned his lesson with me LONG ago.. you dont take things off my plate unless you are my mother or father or one of my 3 best friends... which he never has been and never will be any of them... (i obviously hate this man to the point where if he were to somehow vanish of the planet i wouldnt so much as blink)and i hate it when a person takes the smallest bite possible... what are you trying to make your food last forever? or theyll take itty bitty bites but jsut add to it... like.. theyll take a little speck of food... which... they somehow got on their fork... and keep adding tiny specks till its enough to chew... i also hate people walk EXTREMELY slow in the hallways in my school and people that have crowds half way into the hallway or soemtimes even all the way across... i also hate it when im walking with someone and they for some reason feel the need to walk etremely fast. and it absolutely drives me crazy when im driving and im at a stoplight or something and there is a car next me listening to rap music (window either up or down) and ALL you hear is the bass.... i hate that anywhere actually... i get that crap a lot at my house because the people in my neighbourhood listen to that kind of music and thats all you hear.... i hate it when someone tells me i cant... because i am the person who always asks why... and if someone tells me i cant do something ill ask why and if its not a good enough reason ill do it... and i hate it when someone TRIES to tell me what to do... im sorry... no one is the boss of me except for me... so back off fuckhead... john (my mothers boyfriend) thinks he can tell me what to do sometimes and i jsut give him a blank stare... he usually knows better than to say.... ummmm... just about anything to me... especially smart ass comments... i jsut fire back an insult... i diplomatic insult... of course... so my mother doesnt hate me... and my last pet peeve is people who display their lives on the internet with livejournals and websites and things and then when someone asks them about it "JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE!" dude... if you dont want people bugging you about it... dont put it on the web... and yes i have a livejournal and a website but if i dont want random people.. or my friends to know things... ill keep them to myself... not everyone needs to know you deepest darkest secrets... wow... thats really long lol.. and i know i used the word hate a lot but the way i understand pet peeves is they are something that drives you nuts and you hate. therefore... "i hate it when..." I think this should count for at least 3 posts....damn girl! |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 26, 2004 1:38:17 GMT -5
LL is going to have an anurism over all those ...'s yes, you are correct sir, technically that makes it a run-on sentence, and when I see a run-on reminds me of the good ol' days with a "mirror in the bathroom".  just remember Kira, never get high off your own supply... |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 26, 2004 2:11:37 GMT -5
I cannot stand when something is sitting on my desk at work, like a UPS delivery, or particular email or report or if I have a screen up on my computer, and people are so nosey to start asking 50 questions......"what's that?", "Who's it for?", "why are you looking at that website?".....please people - mind your own business!!! If I choose to look at Asian midget men wrestlers online, there has to be a good reason for it and keep out of my business!
And another thing - I hate when something doesn't work when I want it to....I was trying to post a pic on the "random-pics-of-you thread", and my digital camera won't download onto my computer...UUUGGGGHHHHH
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