The only place for LOVE

[Macha]

I know this whole board is anti-love and everything, but I think we need a place ... just a tiny one
...to love.

I love how Julie can break into song at any given moment.

I love how Censored and I can have an hour conversation at 8am about toast.

I love how predictable Pete is with posting images over and over.

I love how Cal and Nick fight.

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I love how Julie can spin a joke with words. she can make anything funny (i love how she can insert "aforementioned" and it just cracks me up).

I love Macha's badassness. You just let shit fly at the end of the DC era, man. kickin asses and takin names!



I think it goes without saying that I love la Casa de Adreani. Man, what I would give to be a fly on a wall in that house for a day...and you know the first place I'd land.

[Cheese]

I love YOU El... because I can. (Maybe its the bisexual thing.)

[2Short]

I love this board and the people on. If I had five hours to waste before I died, I'd waste it here. And I'd play Tiddly Winks. I have to play Tiddly Winks again before I die.

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TooShort said:

I love this board and the people on. If I had five hours to waste before I died, I'd waste it here. And I'd play Tiddly Winks. I have to play Tiddly Winks again before I die.

Really? Yeah, I guess I'd come on here and say goodbye to everyone - I would post in the "I'm not dead yet" thread and say "Sorry, but I really am dead." and Cal would then have to somehow show me his elephant cock via email, because I cannot die without seeing that thing.

But I would choose to die in a swimming pool, floating on my back, looking up at the trees. Call it cliche, but swimming is heaven to me.

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I also love Cheese. In fact, I might go eat some right now!

Parrano.

[NonDylan]

If I were to die, I would not come here.

I knew a kid named Parrino.

Sorry.

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NonDylan said:

If I were to die, I would not come here.

If you knew you were going to die, you wouldn't at least give us the courtesy of informing us?

That's rude.

[NonDylan]

It's not that I would think, "I'm not going there." It's just with the realization of my impending death, I would do other things.

Just being honest...

and terribly insulting.

[Macha]

I love NonDylan's blog.

I love how El can fight about politics fiercly and then go back to talking about the 9.5"er.

I love how Pink came to join us yet doesn't post enough.

I love Sunshine. Only on Wednesdays.

[Julie]

I love everyone's resilience.

I like alot of people on here a great deal, actually.

It's not that I would think, "I'm not going there." It's just with the realization of my impending death, I would do other things.

Me, too. But, for Warren, Cal could tell us he was dead, because he would most likely know. No one would know I was dead. I would just be gone and you would have to remember me fondly as you pleasured yourselves.

[2Short]

If Warren died, I would not find out from his family, partially because his dad is a mute, which I love.

His family would tell his girlfriend Aimee and then she would tell me, at which point I would make a tribute to him in my journal and then slowly fade away like print on an old shirt.

If I died I'd like to make a few last posts. "Hi, guys. It's me, Cal, posting from beyond the grave. Heaven is a bit warmer than I thoguht it would be. Wait...OH SHIT!"

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I love Jacqui, because eventhough she doesnt post much she always knows how to make a nigga laugh and choke. I forgot her at first, how dare I? I am sorry and it wont happen again!! You own!

I love how Julie can make me laugh uncontrollably with just written words.

I also love how Macha and I can talk for hours about useless information. Also that she is honest and blunt.

I love Cheese cause her name is Cheese. She always adds a smiley to her post that makes me think that there is actual happy people on this earth. <-that was for you.

I love how Sonshine and I share a brain (60/40). Also that she aquires the same taste in music and film as I.

I love "El" because she wont give up on the penis that is Cals. She always gets my 80s references though, and makes some damn good ones of her own.

I love Cal, because hes always a prick to me...but I brush the dirt off my shoulder. Just like Jay-Z.

I love Warren, because he always makes me laugh. Now that Ive heard your voice...this might change.

I love Pete, because he made this place and hes a genuinely nice kid. AFI! LMAOOMG!!!!!!!!1111111.

I love Noshit, because somewhere in the bible it says I have to.

I love LaughingAtSex because he likes rape.

I love JubbaKing, because he takes pictures that rock...but doesnt over do it.

I love Stinkfist, because eventhough he doesnt post much he always sends us a little greeting. Plus hes hot.

If I forgot anyone too fuckin bad.

I also love that I was mentioned once. Thanks Macha. Fuck the rest of you.

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censored said:

I love Jacqui, because eventhough she doesnt post much she always knows how to make a nigga laugh and choke. I forgot her at first, how dare I? I am sorry and it wont happen again!! You own!

I love how Julie can make me laugh uncontrollably with just written words.

I also love how Macha and I can talk for hours about useless information. Also that she is honest and blunt.

I love Cheese cause her name is Cheese. She always adds a smiley to her post that makes me think that there is actual happy people on this earth. <-that was for you.

I love how Sonshine and I share a brain (60/40). Also that she aquires the same taste in music and film as I.

I love "El" because she wont give up on the penis that is Cals. She always gets my 80s references though, and makes some damn good ones of her own.

I love Cal, because hes always a prick to me...but I brush the dirt off my shoulder. Just like Jay-Z.

I love Warren, because he always makes me laugh. Now that Ive heard your voice...this might change.

I love Pete, because he made this place and hes a genuinely nice kid. AFI! LMAOOMG!!!!!!!!1111111.

I love Noshit, because somewhere in the bible it says I have to.

I love LaughingAtSex because he likes rape.

I love JubbaKing, because he takes pictures that rock...but doesnt over do it.

I love Stinkfist, because eventhough he doesnt post much he always sends us a little greeting. Plus hes hot.

If I forgot anyone too fuckin bad.

I also love that I was mentioned once. Thanks Macha. Fuck the rest of you.

Here's my list (Why I love you peeps):

I love Censored because she's the original, young aboriginal (obscure 80s B-Boys ref) and she brought the Cabbage Patch kid, the no-armed girl and mentally-challenged Jim Breuer into our lives at a time when we needed it. I am forever chasing after her Google image glory, but I just can't top those.

I love Warren because he completes Cal. And also because he is socio-economically disadvantaged.

I love Cal because he completes Warren....no, not really, I love him for his giant shlong of course.

I love Nick because he is the younger, asexual version of Cal. And I seriously doubt he is 16.

I love NoShit (Julianna) because she and I stayed up till 5 am and anally raped the Subservient Chicken one night, and thus a bond was forged. And because she will be my threesome buddy.

I love Cheese because it's delicious.

I love Stink because we have the same taste in music most times, and because yes I agree he is adorable.

I love Danecooksuks because we seem to be agreeing on a lot of things, and I only like people who agree with me.

I love Macha because she said what I wanted to say to Holly and Dane but couldn't put correctly into words. And cuz she had my back, yo! Literally and figuratively!

I love Pete because there is not a negative bone in his body. He brings the optimism and sunshine, even if it is accompanied by a Powerman 5000 reference.

I love Pink Pants because she is British. er, not really. Temporarily British.

And lastly, Julie....oh Julie. I can't even put it into words. You're fucking insane, and I love it.

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I also want to add an addition thing about my love for Warren, because I felt that my last one was sort of lame. I love Warren because I think he'd be an outstanding cult leader. If he stood up at our sports talent agency and was like "I'm starting new! who's with me?" I would probably be that Renee Zellweger girl that would follow him out. I'd follow him over Dane any day. But then again, knowing Warren, he'd probably lure us to some underground sex dungeon. Nevertheless, I'd still probably go.

He'd make a good Koresh, don't you think?