Dreams

[Cheese]

I had a freaky dream once... but it invovled hiseyetwirls and I dont want to talk about it anymore. Actually I dont remember it very well anymore. Thankfully.

[Julie]

One time, I had a dream that Cal put some kind of internet spider out there (an actual spider) and it was to contact me through internet waves and re-form itself into my home, but something happened, and when it came out of my computer, it was mutated and just wanted to take a shower. It was a nice spider, very sarcastic attitude, but kind of a friendly disposition. I remember its eyes being huge and he was hairy. He complained about the hair, but I dont remember what he said about it.

[2Short]

Last night I had a dream that I was fucking. My viewpoint was out-of-body, so what I was seeing was the front of myself from the naval up making my O face. Then I finished and the view swung around behind me and up towards the ceiling where I could see that I was fucking nothing. There was nobody there. Now that I think about it, my cum was nowhere to be seen.

[NonDylan]

I usually don't remember my dreams, but lately, I've been salvaging some scenes. Right now, I'm having trouble remembering them, though I do remember remembering them at one point.

One was this: I was laying in my bed, surfing the Internet on my computer that I had installed in the wall above my bed, I assume for convenience sake. Thing is, it was just the monitor, although I was able to function fine without a mouse or keyboard or tower.

I'm so computer savvy, all I need is a monitor.

[pete]

Julie said:

One time, I had a dream that Cal put some kind of internet spider out there (an actual spider) and it was to contact me through internet waves and re-form itself into my home, but something happened, and when it came out of my computer, it was mutated and just wanted to take a shower. It was a nice spider, very sarcastic attitude, but kind of a friendly disposition. I remember its eyes being huge and he was hairy. He complained about the hair, but I dont remember what he said about it.

lemme look in my dream book. it says you are gay. was the spider wearign loafers?

[Cheese]

I had a dream last night I got shot to death. I was in a monkey suit with like 5 other guys and we all got shot to death. And not just once. Like multiple, I want to put so many holes in your body that look like swiss cheese (pun), shot you. And I could feel it. At first I was in shock that I got hit because I dove out of the way and I didn't think my attackers wanted me, but they did. And they shot me a few times and I was so mad I tried to stand up and say something to the effect of 'Who the fuck is shooting me!' And some guy in a gorrila suit was like "No! Stay down!" And I got shot a lot more and I felt it, but it was kinda dull like hammer hits in my body. Granted, it still hurt and I could feel myself dieing (sp?) And the whole time all I was thinking was "who the fuck is trying to kill me?!"

So yeah.... That was an odd dream.

[Macha]

pete said:

lemme look in my dream book. it says you are gay. was the spider wearign loafers?

oh no you didn't

[pete]

Macha said:

oh no you didn't

oh yes i did. FUCK SHOES!

tee hee hee, i said fuck

[ILaughAtSex]

Speaking of dreams!! (back on topic)

I dream awful things every single night!! YAY FOR ME!!

This one I got awhile back. I had walked into a large house, and I shot Snoop Dogg... to death. After he was quite the dead, I wrote something on the wall in his blood, I think it was some message about killing bad people, whatever I'm a sick fuck. Anyway, I then took one of my guns in each hand, held them both to opposite sides of my head, and pulled both triggers. I killed myself dead. After I had died my perspective shifted and it was like I was watching from a corner up on the ceiling. Police ran into the building and then it ended.

Another more recent dream, only a few weeks ago:
I was somehow restrained from moving, exactly how I don't know. What happened was, a couple of my friends were on a table in front of me, about 8 feet or so in front of me. Behind the table were a few people, who were cutting off chunks of their bodies, and eating them. While they were still alive. Eating them!! Fuck I'm a horrid bastard.

I think maybe I should never post my dreams again, they are mostly like the second one. Don't you all just love me?

[Macha]

ILaughAtSex said:

Speaking of dreams!! (back on topic)

I dream awful things every single night!! YAY FOR ME!!

This one I got awhile back. I had walked into a large house, and I shot Snoop Dogg... to death. After he was quite the dead, I wrote something on the wall in his blood, I think it was some message about killing bad people, whatever I'm a sick fuck. Anyway, I then took one of my guns in each hand, held them both to opposite sides of my head, and pulled both triggers. I killed myself dead. After I had died my perspective shifted and it was like I was watching from a corner up on the ceiling. Police ran into the building and then it ended.

And shepards we shall be...

[Cheese]

Macha said:

And shepards we shall be...

You always beat me to these things! (For thee my Lord for thee...)

[CollectableKira]

man... i always have really fucked up dreams... especially this one thats sort of a re-occuring dream.. but not... i had it like... 5 times but i havent had it for years (that i can remember) andway... it doesnt involve sex or anyone dying or anything... its just really bizarre... im a witch... not like... harry potter type.... like... salem witch hunt type... only more modern and i guess i live in salem and work at old salem as someone in the village or something and im at my house babysitting an apparently important baby and it gets kidnapped and i follow the person to old salem where they have destroyed some buildings and im standing at the bottom of a hill and im looking up above the top because up in the air is a hankercheif looking thing....jsut floating there... nothing holding it... and im looking at it and i gasp and say "your spector" and thats were it gets fuzzy...

i know.... not as interesting as everyone elses.. but... thought id share my random dream with everyone... cuz i have no life...

[Julie]

I hate when someone tells you 'Oh my gawd!! I had the weirdest dream...(proceeds to go into dream)!' Because, you dont really care about their dream, and they are always so enthusiastic about it; like you are understanding what the hell they are talking about.

Anywho, I had the weirdest dream! My family (uncles, aunts, cousins, mothers, fathers, the whole nine) was living in an abandoned post office, and I had taken custody of my 10 year old brother because I didnt want him living the life of a child living in an abandoned postal office, but we went to visit, and it got cah-razy (Macha?) in there. Someone gutted a snake, but the snake kept slithering around like nothing happened, and me and my brother were saying 'someone kill the snake' and they just kept saying 'all he needs to be is slitted, he wont bother you' So, we decided to get the hell out of the abandoned postal office, but we started my car and the incline to leave was like straight up, so I was revving my engine, and we would lunge forward just a bit, but slide back down.

That's it. Weird, eh?

[Cheese]

I've found that you don't have to listen to someone talking for them to think you're completely consumed in what they're saying.

And Julie, your dream- totally weird... (See that it was right there. You read the first sentence, then the last. They say weird, you believe weird)

[Macha]

Julie said:

cah-razy (Macha?) in there.

There can only be one Brian Fellows.