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Post by Macha on Jun 22, 2004 20:48:15 GMT -5
Ditto. I am a hypocritical chiropractor! MWWHAHAHAHA. Um...has anyone else noticed the FDA aprroval on 2s's dick pump? |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 22, 2004 20:53:43 GMT -5
hahahaha....omg... you are so funny! ahahah....
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Post by Julie on Jun 22, 2004 20:58:02 GMT -5
You ass! I got your sass! Do you enjoy bass? Along with a das(h) of has(h)? What happened?
I own a ring that my gramma gave me from the depths of oldness. I love it. It is cool and I own it.
I also own a really cool giant (several times the size of my head) inflatable helmet with a huge gator logo on the side of it. I put it on my head occasionally during football games at the hiz-ouse. It is good for laughs. I have a routine that goes with it. But, that is gay stuff that you all dont want to hear about. It's a ballet routine. That is all I am saying.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 22, 2004 22:16:49 GMT -5
\I also own a really cool giant (several times the size of my head) inflatable helmet with a huge gator logo on the side of it. I put it on my head occasionally during football games at the hiz-ouse. It is good for laughs. I have a routine that goes with it. But, that is gay stuff that you all dont want to hear about. It's a ballet routine. That is all I am saying. is this you?  silly Julie. OF COURSE we want to hear about the routine. but only to point and laugh at you, and when we see you in the street, to deny knowing you. who do you think you're talking to here? |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 23, 2004 6:25:33 GMT -5
This is my favorite pillow in all of the universe. I would kill to defend this pillow from outsiders. Such as yourselves.  Check it out, be jealous, it rapes all of your pillows. |
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 23, 2004 11:12:06 GMT -5
Without making 5 new threads, I'll break down what "coolest thing" means to me:
Personal things I own, love, and can't live without on a daily basis are my Brita water filter and blue chenille pillow. (I think our pillows might have to duel, Nick.)
The most precious things I would grab first in a fire would be my "Perseverance" painting, a poetry book someone bought for me and wrote some of his own inside, my journal loaded with different writings of mine including quotes I've picked up over the past 10 or so years, and most of all my scrapbook, which includes hundreds of pictures and memoirs from concerts, plays, operas, baseball games and the like.
The greatest invention to me, beyond the obvious (car, computer, etc.) would be my air conditioner which keeps my place of residence a cool 68 degrees, and my battery operated, Oral B toothbrush. I tried a regular, nonmoving toothbrush after that and it just did not compare. My teeth didn't feel like they were getting clean. You cannot go back. Know this before you start.
What needs to be invented is an umbrella with elongated sides. I've had my current umbrella flip inside out from the wind, had my back dripped on and poked my friends in the head when trying to share. Something needs to be done.
What would you guys have invented if you had the dolla dolla bills, ya'll?
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Post by Cheese on Jun 23, 2004 15:10:25 GMT -5
What would you guys have invented if you had the dolla dolla bills, ya'll? Hovercars. For everyone. That don't fuck up the ozone or use GAS. FUCK GAS! |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 23, 2004 19:00:48 GMT -5
these are by no means cool things, but as I was cleaning my bathroom tonight, I realized that there are some products that I never stray from and always come back to. For example, tonight I was at CVS buying a new tube of toothpaste, and I briefly looked over at the Colgate and considered it. But that would be cheating on my long-term relationship with Crest. I have never used any other kind of toothpaste. And my soap...I ran out of my favorite, Irish Spring, which I have never not used, so I was using this frilly English stuff that my bf gave me, and I just didn't feel clean. I feel like I need industrial-strength deoderant soap and I don't trust anything else. Lever2000 can kiss my ass, cuz now that I have a new bar of the Spring, I aint ever goin back.
I also cannot drink orange juice other than Tropicana. Minute Maid? I laugh at Minutemaid. It tastes funny. Tropicana is the only brand that tastes fresh-squeezed to me. If you gave me any other brand, I swear I think I would go into convulsions. Dammit, I know the difference!
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 29, 2004 16:12:31 GMT -5
I forgot. I would invent Banana Colgate also. I left out one of my "cool" posessions on my prior list. My sister bought me one of those italian charm bracelets this past Christmas, and different members of my family and friends have been getting me the tiny, silver "charms" to fit into it, making it become this cool piece of jewelry that defines a lot of who I am, and reminds me of the people I love. (<--One of the longest sentences ever written.) It pinches the living hell out of your arm though. I feel bad for it's hairy culture of origin as they are most likely getting their arm hair ripped out from the roots from these prick bracelets. If you don't know what they look like:  |
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Post by 2Short on Jun 30, 2004 9:00:15 GMT -5
I don't care how much anybody else hates them, but Disney Christmas Song Sing-alongs on VHS own.  I play that shit on loop from late November to mid January. Fuck Kid Songs. |
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Post by :+:Ðæ|igµ†:Ðåπ©ε®:+: on Jun 30, 2004 10:51:31 GMT -5
omg the coolest thing i own is ummm... gah... lol... ok fine i'll make yet another list: -my cd player(i have it with me EVERYWHERE) -my headphones(constantly attached to my head) -my cds(NO ONE touches my cds without my permission) -my spongebob pillow(hes my boyfriend when david isnt around  ) -all my leopard print stuff in my room(i LOVE leopard print!) -my doggie ^_^ (my doggie is a beagle named Princess, and THE cutest doggie EVER! ;D ) -my kitty (my kitty is black and her name is Raja) -my Morbid Makeup eyeliner ^_^ LOL! -my boyfriend's class ring -my abstinence ring and thats it for now lol |
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 30, 2004 11:50:28 GMT -5
Cal, I can get down with some Mickey's Christmas Carol. It's one of my favorite Christmas specials, and inspires me to run out into the snow with nothing but a trenchcoat on and throw money at strangers. I've gone to jail for this.  I also play this uncontrollably at my office during Christmas time:  |
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Post by :+:Ðæ|igµ†:Ðåπ©ε®:+: on Jun 30, 2004 12:01:05 GMT -5
Cal, I can get down with some Mickey's Christmas Carol. It's one of my favorite Christmas specials, and inspires me to run out into the snow with nothing but a trenchcoat on and throw money at strangers. I've gone to jail for this. I also play this uncontrollably at my office during Christmas time: OMG i love the chipmunks!!!! LOL! |
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Post by Cheese on Jun 30, 2004 13:15:57 GMT -5
my only xmas tradition? A Christmas Story. I heart Ralphie.  |
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Post by Julie on Jun 30, 2004 20:07:23 GMT -5
'you'll shoot your eye out!' My mother always said that to me when I asked for an impossible Christmas gift. I would ask for something silly like a new heart or some fake eyelashes and to let me know that I will not be receiving this gift, she simply informed me that with said gift, I would somehow shoot my eye out.
I hate Christmas songs. I always have. I also think there should be some new ones. We are singing the same Christmas songs they sang on the first Christmas. They come up with new 'everyday' songs all the time, why not new Chree-See-Mus ones?
I used to love and treasure the 'Sing-Along Song' videos. There was an owl at the beginning that was teaching a class of birds how to sing and I remember the 'Disney's Sing along SOOONNNNGGGGS' part of the intro song. That was really the only part I sung, because the other words were too fast. I had most every 'Sing-Along Song' video. I liked the 'Under the Sea' one best.
My younger brother was alloted $60 to spend on Christmas gifts for the whole family (6 people) and he did not spend wisely, because he spent $40 on a lamp for me from Belk. It is a really cool lamp. It is ONE of the coolest things I own. It is beaded with gold and red beads. It sounds ghetto but it is quite lovely. De-Lovely.
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