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Post by unlimited on Jun 28, 2004 21:21:56 GMT -5
Ok, please tell me that this has happened to someone before...
I sneezed and pissed my fuckin pants... has anyone ever done this or am I just a pants pisser??
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Post by Julie on Jun 28, 2004 21:27:19 GMT -5
Funny you should ask...
Every single time I sneeze, I have to very tightly cross my legs so I do not saturate myself with urine. Its a curse.
I dont know if this will put you at ease, as you are now in the category of sneeze-style with me, who gets called 'special' followed by pictures of retards.
(I liked in 'Something About Mary' when Pat Healy (Matt Dillon) was helping out with Warren and was talking to Mary about 'loving the retards.' It was great)
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 28, 2004 22:23:20 GMT -5
I'm sorry Jacqui....do you mind that when I read that, I laughed out loud?
I'm sorry...I'm still laughing.
If it makes you feel any better, I got a huge fucking unstoppable nosebleed during my SATs and missed 2 sections of it. I get nosebleeds a lot when I'm sick, and NOT because I snort nose candy, but I'm sure thats what everyone was thinking.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 28, 2004 22:51:07 GMT -5
I have experienced an occasional "mini squirt" now and then...
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 28, 2004 22:58:39 GMT -5
I have experienced an occasional "mini squirt" now and then... oh no no no....I can't stand that word "squirt". makes me think of other things that can be squirted. |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 28, 2004 23:04:10 GMT -5
Like a cow? Like a penis? Like a water pistol? Like a grapefruit?
How about a "mini-tinkle"?? Is that better?
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 28, 2004 23:14:56 GMT -5
It's funny nose bleeds should come up. You've heard of a glass chin? Well I have a glass right nostril. The thing will bleed with the smallest amount of pressure applied to it.
Sometimes at night, when I sleep, I'll unintentionally rub against my pillow a little too hard, and we got ourselves a blood bathe.
And sometimes they're pretty bad. In fact, I've had my nose scoped before, to see what the problem is. Couldn't really find anything out, but I did get a camera shoved up my nose out of the deal.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 28, 2004 23:25:30 GMT -5
It's funny nose bleeds should come up. You've heard of a glass chin? Well I have a glass right nostril. The thing will bleed with the smallest amount of pressure applied to it. Sometimes at night, when I sleep, I'll unintentionally rub against my pillow a little too hard, and we got ourselves a blood bathe. And sometimes they're pretty bad. In fact, I've had my nose scoped before, to see what the problem is. Couldn't really find anything out, but I did get a camera shoved up my nose out of the deal. and the worst is that NOBODY BELIEVES YOU that you bleed easily! It's always, yeah sure, easy on the coke there. I got a nosebleed in a club once, and the girls around me in the bathroom were like "I hate when that happens." It's not coke, man...I HAVE DRY SINUSES! |
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Post by censored on Jun 28, 2004 23:58:14 GMT -5
Youre pissing your pants!?! Already!?! Pants pissing was made for 65+ yr olds. Jacqui...tsk tsk.
Kiddin.
(still laughing)
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Post by Cheese on Jun 29, 2004 0:46:46 GMT -5
Wow. I love you Jacqui but I am STILL laughing.
Although that has happened to me. Which is why I never totally sneeze anymore. I just let the first part come out and stop at the 'CHOOOOO'. This method has solved all of my problems of embarassment. It's also confused to people as to whether or not they have to say 'bless you' to me.
And about the nose bleeds...I get them a lot because I'm addicted to Afrin Sinus nose spray. It burns, but it burns sooo gooood and it lasts 12 hours! I shit you not. BUt why do you take this crap Erin? Well I have some major allergy/sinus issues. I also cannot sleep unless I can breathe clearly through my nose. I can't have anything buzzing around in there or I go crazy. So- nosepray. It doesn't dry my nose out, but when I took Flonase it did. I got nosebleeds daily. I hate that crap. Nosebleeds suck. I used to get them in school and just throw my head back instead of going to the bathroom. cause I didn't want to be the loser to say "um... I have a nosebleed... can I go?" Although I have found if you just blow it out it stops a lot faster...
wow I'm a loser!
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 29, 2004 3:35:05 GMT -5
NO, I haven't pissed my pants while sneezing, you ass! HA! Those are some forceful sneezes you're bottling up evidently, Jacqui. Jacki. Jack oui. Speaking of tornado sneezing, I am one of those people that halfway holds it in, so the end part that squeaks it's way out cannot be deciphered as a sneeze by anyone around me. I rarely get blessed. They tell me to let it out, but if I did, they would have no warning for the ridiculous, manlike monsoon I would rain down upon their asses.
Ironically, cough medicine makes me sneeze. Every time. Only once and it doesn't matter what brand. I continue to take it b/c I'd much rather sneeze than cough. Someone bless me, please.
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Post by Cheese on Jun 29, 2004 9:57:58 GMT -5
Someone bless me, please. I would but I don't beleive in it ^_^ so... congrats on sneezing out those demons! (demons? is that right?) |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 29, 2004 12:59:38 GMT -5
Wow. I love you Jacqui but I am STILL laughing. Although that has happened to me. Which is why I never totally sneeze anymore. I just let the first part come out and stop at the 'CHOOOOO'. This method has solved all of my problems of embarassment. It's also confused to people as to whether or not they have to say 'bless you' to me. And about the nose bleeds...I get them a lot because I'm addicted to Afrin Sinus nose spray. It burns, but it burns sooo gooood and it lasts 12 hours! I shit you not. BUt why do you take this crap Erin? Well I have some major allergy/sinus issues. I also cannot sleep unless I can breathe clearly through my nose. I can't have anything buzzing around in there or I go crazy. So- nosepray. It doesn't dry my nose out, but when I took Flonase it did. I got nosebleeds daily. I hate that crap. Nosebleeds suck. I used to get them in school and just throw my head back instead of going to the bathroom. cause I didn't want to be the loser to say "um... I have a nosebleed... can I go?" Although I have found if you just blow it out it stops a lot faster... wow...I love when I have the same weird issues as someone else on the board. I too am obsessed with clearing my nose. But not too clear...I hate when you get one nostril completely clear, but when you breathe in it's like you can feel air hitting your brain. But I am definitely obsessed with blowing my nose, I will stand there for 20 minutes blowing out my brain tissue, until my bf goes, 'stop stop! i cant take it anymore!" and physically grabs the tissue from my hands and I'm like "but-but there was more! I-" Here's something good to go along with that - one time i was in one of my lecture classes sitting way up in the back, and I was stuffed up so I started blowing my nose. Mind you, this is a class with hundreds of kids in it. I guess I didn't realize how loud I was being until the prof. stopped the class and went "is someone blowing up a balloon?" Then I stopped and looked around like, I dont know what he's talking about. the guy was obsessed with finding the source of the noise, but mysteriously as soon as he called attention to it, it stopped. another story - one time i got a massive nosebleed in the middle of French class, which was during a period when half the school had lunch, and was eating outside. Instead of going to the bathroom like I should have done, I chose to run across campus covering my nose on my way to the nurse's office, OUTSIDE, past everyone eating lunches. Imagine a girl running across campus at full-speed with a face full of blood. yeah, that bad. everyone was like "ewwwww!!!" embarrassing to say the least. and finally, I hate it when people flip out when your nose starts bleeding and act like you are having a brain hemorrhage. I can still walk and talk and pinch my nose, people! It aint that big of a deal! but people around you get like 'whoa! code blue! sit down, put your head back, no wait, put it forward, and I'll call the paramedics." I'm not dying! |
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Post by Cheese on Jun 29, 2004 14:09:56 GMT -5
lmao Yeah.... when I get a nosebleed and I don't go anywhere my friend yells at me like I'm gonna pass out from blood loss.
also I dont really like blowing my nose because it just causes bose bleeds, I usually just take my nose spray instead of blowing it. well if its bad... you know what i mean.
and i hate that feeling air on the back my head feeling! it makes me want to punch myself in the FACE!
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Post by censored on Jun 29, 2004 17:04:19 GMT -5
Never had a nose bleed. Everytime someone got one in school I always wanted to see it. I just couldnt believe that it started bleeding. I needed proof.
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