|
|
SEXXX
Aug 23, 2004 19:09:04 GMT -5
Post by LTrain06 on Aug 23, 2004 19:09:04 GMT -5
I had quite a vivid conversation with my boyfriend during a long car ride last night about why there was no possible way he could fuck me in the ass. It went this way:
"But there would be shit in there!"
"So? You'd go beforehand."
"But what if there was residue? Just even the thought of you putting your dick somewhere where there might possibly be poo."
"So then I'd wipe it off. And I'd use a condom."
"But but...things are just not meant to gon in there. You have enough orifices to choose from. Why must you go there?"
And on and on for 20 minutes.
|
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 25, 2004 14:24:26 GMT -5
Post by 2Short on Aug 25, 2004 14:24:26 GMT -5
I have invented a new sex position. I call it "The Cal."  The girl lays on her side in a semi-V shape, her legs can be bent if the wants. The guy then kneels behind her and inserts his erect penis into her moist vagina. I stand by the name of my sex position. It's unbeatable. |
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 25, 2004 14:53:25 GMT -5
Post by NonDylan on Aug 25, 2004 14:53:25 GMT -5
That's a good one. I'll have to try "The Pal" sometime.
|
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 25, 2004 16:39:36 GMT -5
Post by Macha on Aug 25, 2004 16:39:36 GMT -5
I have invented a new sex position. I call it "The Cal." I love how the cal'er is so tiny compared to the person recieving the cal. |
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 25, 2004 18:26:33 GMT -5
Post by pete on Aug 25, 2004 18:26:33 GMT -5
that is allready counted as ass sex. and that is allready a position, you did not make it up.
imm sue yo ass now!
|
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 25, 2004 18:49:12 GMT -5
Post by Julie on Aug 25, 2004 18:49:12 GMT -5
I've seen it done in the kneeling position, the squatting position and the half-kneel where one knee is down and one is up. It all depends on the thruster's stamina, I suppose. So, I must agree with Pete that it is a current position, but I will not 'sue yo ass now'.
|
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 25, 2004 20:31:49 GMT -5
Post by 2Short on Aug 25, 2004 20:31:49 GMT -5
I forgot the last detail, you have to be using huge equipment.
Fuck you.
|
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 26, 2004 17:11:44 GMT -5
Post by NonDylan on Aug 26, 2004 17:11:44 GMT -5
Don't forget. You also have to be pounding the girl mercilessly with your fists.
|
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 27, 2004 16:08:08 GMT -5
Post by pete on Aug 27, 2004 16:08:08 GMT -5
Don't forget. You also have to be pounding the girl mercilessly with your fists. still wouldnt count for a sex position. punching her in not a position, maybe your fist also deep in her vigina would work. |
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 27, 2004 23:51:36 GMT -5
Post by LTrain06 on Aug 27, 2004 23:51:36 GMT -5
The hottest thing ever has to be when your boyfriend has to plunge your clogged toilet, and there are little pieces of your shit floating around in it, and he looks down in it and goes "were you eating raisins?"
that is when you know you have a commitment.
|
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 28, 2004 0:55:59 GMT -5
Post by 2Short on Aug 28, 2004 0:55:59 GMT -5
If I were him, that'd be about when I ended the commitment.
|
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 28, 2004 11:13:55 GMT -5
Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Aug 28, 2004 11:13:55 GMT -5
The hottest thing ever has to be when your boyfriend has to plunge your clogged toilet, and there are little pieces of your shit floating around in it, and he looks down in it and goes "were you eating raisins?" that is when you know you have a commitment. So did you eat raisins?? |
|
|
|
SEXXX
Aug 28, 2004 19:10:11 GMT -5
Post by NonDylan on Aug 28, 2004 19:10:11 GMT -5
More importantly, did you eat them again? |
|
|
|
SEXXX
Nov 16, 2004 22:50:43 GMT -5
Post by 2Short on Nov 16, 2004 22:50:43 GMT -5
It has occurred to me that sex is the one thing I'm really good at. Sigh, this is me:  |
|
|
|
SEXXX
Nov 16, 2004 22:58:13 GMT -5
Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Nov 16, 2004 22:58:13 GMT -5
That's classic, Cal.  By the way, can I get me a piece of that?? |
|
