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Post by sonshine76 on Jul 29, 2004 13:48:01 GMT -5
I was inspired by Mr Lipton noodle soup on The Actor's Studio to ask and answer the following questions:
If you were given anything you needed (startup capital, publicity, hoes, etc.) in order to have any job you wanted, what would that job be? And what job would you be miserable doing?
I'll get back to you on the dream job, but I would absolutely hate to be a truck driver b/c of my road rage, (and how in the world do they back those things up?) a public speaker, a beekeeper, or any employment involving sewage and/or rats. Oh, and I think selling crack would be a very nerve wracking, unstable position to have. But just think of all the hoes.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jul 29, 2004 20:11:24 GMT -5
If you were given anything you needed (startup capital, publicity, hoes, etc.) in order to have any job you wanted, what would that job be?
WOW, that is hard. OK, without really thinking about it, I think I would want to own a place where all the unwanted dogs and cats can live without fear of the gas chamber and can roam free. This location would be next door to an orphanage or a children's hospital so they can play together.
And what job would you be miserable doing?
I think inseminating large cows for a living by sticking my arm up its ass. Either that, or the person in charge of cleaning up a porn movie house. Either is just nasty.
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Post by unlimited on Jul 29, 2004 22:35:46 GMT -5
How the hell did you think of shitty jobs like that?? You sicko
If you were given anything you needed (startup capital, publicity, hoes, etc.) in order to have any job you wanted, what would that job be?
I would want that job to be the owner of a comedy club. I know Im retarded but hey... love me or not....
And what job would you be miserable doing?
I would be miserable being a toll booth person. Nasty rude people all day. I would fuck with them and put the gate up and down. Its a race to get out, you miss... your stuck pay again
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Post by censored on Jul 29, 2004 23:47:23 GMT -5
If you were given anything you needed (startup capital, publicity, hoes, etc.) in order to have any job you wanted, what would that job be?
A musician. <--nuff said?
And what job would you be miserable doing?
working at a cash register for the rest of my life.
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Post by Julie on Jul 30, 2004 0:01:43 GMT -5
Worst job: owning a place where all the unwanted dogs and cats can live without fear of the gas chamber and can roam free. Especially if this is place is anywhere children or a children's home.
Best Job: working as an agent with Customs or the FBI. I dont need no stinking start up capital blabbity blah bullshit. I can do it on my own, thanks!
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Post by sonshine76 on Jul 30, 2004 10:00:28 GMT -5
I think I would want to own a place where all the unwanted dogs and cats can live without fear of the gas chamber and can roam free. This location would be next door to an orphanage or a children's hospital so they can play together. That's one of the most altruistic dream jobs I've ever heard. You win the Miss America Pageant, Carolyn.  Actually, we have a pretty low budget on the board, so a Burger King crown will have to do.  Actually, could you just hold your hands up and pretend?  I think it's sufficient to say you don't want to work with, or anywhere around, semen. |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jul 30, 2004 14:26:05 GMT -5
Why, thank you Sun!! ;D I think I like the pretend crown the best. I am wearing it right now!!! *doing my best Miss America wave*
And at least I know I won't hire Julie to work in my place - she appears to detest animals AND children!!!
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Post by Macha on Aug 1, 2004 7:45:28 GMT -5
Worst: Housekeeping at a bulemic convention
Best: Chiropractor of the masses
(i didn't see that coming...did you?)
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Post by Cheese on Aug 1, 2004 13:09:01 GMT -5
best: master of the world (and no, i do not mean the president... i mean god... but in human form)
worst: the president. (or a person in an animal suit at Chuck E Cheese's)
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Post by sonshine76 on Aug 5, 2004 14:52:31 GMT -5
Although the actors on Bravo have only a few seconds to answer these questions, I've given it a little thought, and this is what I would do:
1. Be a Broadway play or movie critic for one year.
2. Be a professional volleyball player for one year.
3. Be a cruiseline employee for one year.
4. Lastly and most desired, until retirement, I'd like to be a coffee house owner who regularly welcomes and participates in creative ventures, (poetry, art, music, photography, comedy), shows movies, baseball and football, and holds regular volleyball tournaments. And I would take any financial help I could get. Especially from the dream job genie.
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Post by hiseyetwirls on Aug 5, 2004 15:40:07 GMT -5
I'd become a model. That way I would be forced to become super hot. I'd like to be a spy too.
I'd hate to be a trashman.
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Post by 2Short on Aug 5, 2004 15:57:32 GMT -5
thenumberonejob: comedian
theworstjobever: the guy who has to shove the fortunes in the fortune cookies
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Post by sonshine76 on Aug 12, 2004 13:52:23 GMT -5
It's great that the board is offering me a place to purchase "pimp gear." They really try to cater to our needs here.
I thought of some other jobs I would loathe:
- Door to door salesman. I would slam the door on me.
- Assistant to Andy Dick.
- Cleaning up after, or bathing geriatrics.
- Factory worker that manufactures, tests, or packages yogurt and/or vibrators.
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Post by Macha on Aug 14, 2004 7:33:33 GMT -5
worst: the president. (or a person in an animal suit at Chuck E Cheese's) Same thing, really. |
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Post by Cheese on Aug 15, 2004 4:06:59 GMT -5
Yeah... but technically the president doesn't have to deal with kids. And if they kick him in the shin they get shot by the secret service. I suppose that would be a plus... as long as I didn't like those dangerous snack foods. |
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