the Awards Thread

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Macha said:

Most likely to go to jail for stalking AFI: Pete

Most likely to go to jail for killing the fucker who stole his radio: Warren

Most likely to go to jail for raping a girl in math: Stink

Most likely to go to jail for smuggling beef jerky in her ass over the boarder: Sunshine

Most likely to go to jail for editing a bomb threat written to the president: LTrain

Most likely to go to jail for throwing a cute adoreable little puppy out the window: Sweater

Most likely to go to jail for causing a riot in the supermarket because they were out of bacon and cool whip: Julie

Most likely to go to jail for prostitiution: Holly

Most likely to go to jail for the disappearance of William Hung: Censored

Most likely to go to jail for wearing a pretty pretty princess tiara in public: Carolyn

Most likely to go to jail for poisoning an arab with human urine: Cal

Most likely to go to jail for having sex in a public bathroom with a boy *and* girl: Cheese

Most likely to go to jail for killing...EVERYONE: Nick
(get the symboiology there, Nick?)

Most likely to go to jail for bitch slapping Julie: Macha

I wouldnt in a million years do that to my puppies!!! I love them! Even if there are now 52 of them... we are running out of room in the kennel!!!!

[Julie]

Its all make believe, its ok...

You think I would ever let Macha get as far as jail if she bitch slapped me? Nope, I would shank her silly ass with a mattress spring on the spot. Its all fun and games.

Speaking of kicking puppies, Jack Black kicking Ron Burgundy?'s dog off the bridge was quite funny. It was also funny at the end of the movie when they were doing the outtakes and Jack Black kicks the dog into the railing, because he screwed up and it didnt go over. It was great.

[Macha]

I heart Jack Negro

[ILaughAtSex]

Most chiropractic-Macha
Most conventionally not straight-Twirlyeyes
Most unconventionally not straight-El Express, The Mod sucker, Easy Cheese
Most Sassy-Julie
Most not mentioned in this list-everybody else
Most cruel and unusual-me
Most punishment-2short for everyone
Most tall-NonDylan(as far as I know...)
Most short-2short for the rollercoaster
Most gothlike-Pete
Most not Pete-Sonshine
Most unoriginal-Violate
Most ugly-Julie
Most easy-Me

[Julie]

Ok, I'll play...

Most likely to give birth to a bog (boy-dog, in this case) nine months after an unfortunate incident at the dog inseminating factory - Jacqui

Most likely to impregnate an Asian girl in the room above him without leaving his bed due to the 9' cock he has to work with - 2Short

Most likely to give birth to a 6'4", 245 pound giraffe - Macha

Most likely to be the homosexual life partnered parents of a retarded mouse that wears emo glasses and a necklace displayed with 'slave' - Cheese and GusGus

Most likely to be the out-of-the closet gay, but in-the-closet cow-lover God-parent of a retarded mouse that wears emo glasses and a necklace displayed with 'slave' - TwirlyEyes

Most likely to be found in garbage bags in her own apartment while a stalker watches her television and eats pasta on her couch - El

That is all for now, I will cover the rest of you fools later...

[Macha]

ILaughAtSex said:

Most chiropractic-Macha

very original, Nick.

[Cheese]

Julie said:

Most likely to be the homosexual life partnered parents of a retarded mouse that wears emo glasses and a necklace displayed with 'slave' - Cheese and GusGus

Most likely to be the out-of-the closet gay, but in-the-closet cow-lover God-parent of a retarded mouse that wears emo glasses and a necklace displayed with 'slave' - TwirlyEyes

Did that take a lot of thought? Cause it gave me a headache, lol. Then it took me another 5 minutes to realize that those 2 were connected. Stfu I'm tired.

[2Short]

Most "where the fuck is she?!" : Sonshine

[Macha]

I think this was one of the funniest threads we have had.

I was LOLing while reading it 5 minutes ago.