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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 27, 2004 23:49:03 GMT -5
she was cool with it we did it she almost rip my left ear off we had dinner afterwards -stink YE-AH BABY!!! I must ask, how did it taste, Stinky? did you enjoy it? damn, can I be next?
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Post by Cheese on Aug 28, 2004 0:12:30 GMT -5
I wish I had an attractive straight guy friend to do sexual favors for me...
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Post by Stinkfist on Aug 28, 2004 12:25:22 GMT -5
it was delish. It happened like this. We were watching Shawshank Redemption, i think it was the part when they were on the roof drinking the beers, and i said "wanna backrub from massage master chris?" or something stupid like that. Then 15 or so minutes into it, i got the balls to ask. I dont remember exactly how i said it, (musta sounded absolutely retarded though) "heeeeeeeeeey would you let me go down on you?" (made a puppy dog face) i think i said it in such a way it suggested i was joking. she replied with "whaat i guesss" while laughing a little. Then i jokingly said "taaaake it off and lets goooooo" and a few seconds later her pants were on my floor. Flawless Victory.
-stink
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Post by Stinkfist on Aug 28, 2004 12:28:54 GMT -5
oh yea we were talking the other day like nothing happened. Its amazing how easy it is to do that.
-stink
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Post by Macha on Aug 28, 2004 12:34:48 GMT -5
Rico un-suave’.
You are cute Stinkie. Young, naive, but oh-so cute.
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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 28, 2004 19:11:16 GMT -5
god, that description made me a little wet i think. how old are you again?
and....did she return the favor? how do you know she came? got a picture of her? we must turn this into full-fledged porn.
you are a god. damn, never in my life has a boy asked to go down on me. it's usually done with protest, and after I've already gone down on him. what planet are you from? can we clone you and send you out to educate other young American men on being sexually generous?
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Post by NonDylan on Aug 28, 2004 19:17:16 GMT -5
it was delish. It happened like this. We were watching Shawshank Redemption, i think it was the part when they were on the roof drinking the beers, and i said "wanna backrub from massage master chris?" or something stupid like that. Then 15 or so minutes into it, i got the balls to ask. I dont remember exactly how i said it, (musta sounded absolutely retarded though) "heeeeeeeeeey would you let me go down on you?" (made a puppy dog face) i think i said it in such a way it suggested i was joking. she replied with "whaat i guesss" while laughing a little. Then i jokingly said "taaaake it off and lets goooooo" and a few seconds later her pants were on my floor. Flawless Victory. -stink
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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 28, 2004 19:18:56 GMT -5
I would very much like to go down on a girl. just to try it out. any takers?
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Aug 28, 2004 20:13:56 GMT -5
I would very much like to go down on a girl. just to try it out. any takers? *raises hand modestly*
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Post by 2Short on Aug 28, 2004 21:45:51 GMT -5
I would very much like to go down on a girl. just to try it out. any takers?
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Post by Cheese on Aug 29, 2004 13:59:52 GMT -5
Hey! I'm the half gay one here. I want to join!
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Post by Julie on Sept 4, 2004 16:50:19 GMT -5
I would never put my face into a lady's hoo-hah. I would choose death first. I wouldnt even put my face into my own hoo-hah. I think they look like monsters. Scary and slightly odored monsters. No thanks to that, my friends.
I would do things to boy parts in a second, but were my lady parts to be cut off and I had to lick, suck or consume them in any way, I would really just go ahead and die. I dont bury my face in the snatch.
'I'ma starve cause I ain't gon eat - now i don't eat nothing that get up and walk away.'
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Post by Stinkfist on Sept 4, 2004 19:49:46 GMT -5
i feel the exact opposite. ><
-stink
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Post by Julie on Sept 4, 2004 19:55:27 GMT -5
Well, good Stink...with your taste for the lady parts and mine for the boy parts, we can get together and you can say cheesy little things to me like 'who wants a massage from pimp master Chris?' It will be a blissful match made in Oral Heaven. I will be the envy of both Macha AND El. But, they can eat their hearts out...and their hoo-hahs.
Boys have to like go IN there, girls just have to get up ON that shit.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Sept 6, 2004 14:39:32 GMT -5
I would very much like to go down on a girl. just to try it out. any takers? El, I just got back from vacation and I have to share something I experienced while I was away. It can be described in 3 little words: menage.a.twa. (PS - Don't tell anyone.)
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