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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 23, 2004 18:47:21 GMT -5
Since I haven't been in here in a while, my comments are going to be a little outdated. But...I would like to ask if there are any male gymnasts up in this pliz-ace. What is the fucking deal? 2 problems: 1. Pommel horse freaks me out because they look paralyzed when they are doing it from the lack of movement of their legs.  2. I am always afraid that when they are doing the rings, their arms are going to pop off and spurt blood everywhere.  and the twins! twins freak me out enough...but you add in the gymnastics, and the freakish Munchkin voices....I mean, whoa.  Anyone else have these thoughts? I know Julie does. |
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Post by pete on Aug 23, 2004 18:53:50 GMT -5
why do the twins look like Cal and his clone?  |
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Post by NonDylan on Aug 23, 2004 18:55:04 GMT -5
I'm glad you brought up the Olympics, because I was wondering if anybody else doesn't give a flying fuck about them?
When I was a kid, it seemed to be a little more important to me. I'd watch a good amount of it, thinking it meant something.
Then, a few years ago, I had an epiphany. The Olympics really, really suck to watch. The entertainment level is minimal at best, and the commentators they get for each event?
Wow.
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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 23, 2004 18:59:05 GMT -5
I think the commentary for synchronized diving, which is a bullshit sport in and of itself, was the worst I've heard so far. The woman actually went, "that was a little bit too much splash for me. I like the Russian team, they look a lot alike, they are the same size, and they don't splash as much as the Americans."
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Post by NonDylan on Aug 23, 2004 19:26:35 GMT -5
I'm telling you, 90% of the Olympics is utter bullshit. Imagine the reaction to the games today by the ancient Greeks.  |
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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 23, 2004 19:52:25 GMT -5
I think we should just give our medals to the 3rd world countries. It's not enough that we dominate them economically and militarily, we have to win all the medals too? You look at those little Romanian gymnasts and go "if you weren't a gymnast, your life would be shit."
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Post by Julie on Aug 23, 2004 21:39:27 GMT -5
They are gymnasts and their lives are shit. Did you see the little one room schoolhouse they do their learning in, and then the huge fucking gym they do their training in? It just isnt right.
I also got more excited about the Olympics than I do now. It seems to just take up way too much air time. How many times do we have to watch people swim back and forth across a pool. OK, they are doing different swim moves or whateverthefuck, but it has gotten so boring to watch. Bring on the scandals and whatnot. I'd still fuck the whole men's swim team...all countries but China and Japan.
Mens gymnastics always makes me uncomfortable. Boys bodies shouldnt do those things. When they do their floor routine, they always look like pretty pretty princesses with their pointy toes and 'spirit fingers.' I do enjoy the break dancing moves though. Paul is a beauty sans speaking. That voice just isnt natural and it makes me feel awkward when I think about him during my naughty time if he speaks to me in my head with his child voice.
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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 23, 2004 23:20:37 GMT -5
some thoughts:
oh my god I laughed my ass off, Julie. yes, don't they look like pretty pretty princesses? but why the hell is there no music? are they too "manly" for music? why aren't they forced by their coaches to dance to crappy, grating Russian music that sounds like it was made on an 80s black market keyboard as well? and those shorts! I can see their nutsacks. how emasculating. and the alternative is white pajama pants. they might as well castrate them before they compete.
yes, I would fuck all of the swimmers. especially the South Africans. they are somewhat Nazi-esque, but they do have nice bodies.
Paul is cute, but he opens his mouth and it reminds me of Kevin from the Wonder Years.
am I the only one who laughs when gymnasts fall? there was this little Chinese girl, she did this huge flip off the uneven bars and landed on her face. she was fine, but it looked so funny I had to laugh.
I think Mary Lou Retton should be hung from the rafters and we should all have to watch her struggle for breath. That would strangle that annoying smile off her face.
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Post by LTrain06 on Aug 23, 2004 23:30:51 GMT -5
I just thought of an advantage to dating a gymnast: he could definitely hold you up in weird positions. they could use you to weightlift. also, I bet he's a good swirler. he could do a two and a half revolution in your uterus. when he's done, however, I would demand that he do a double pike with a twist dismount off the bed and stick the landing, putting his arms up for the judges. that would be a great way to end sex.
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Post by mandah on Aug 23, 2004 23:39:47 GMT -5
and the twins! twins freak me out enough...but you add in the gymnastics, and the freakish Munchkin voices....I mean, whoa. Anyone else have these thoughts? I know Julie does. their freekish munchkin voices are from lack of testicles |
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Post by pete on Aug 23, 2004 23:44:53 GMT -5
that guy has quite an erection going on. |
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Post by Macha on Aug 24, 2004 0:18:12 GMT -5
no, it was just 'cold' in there
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Post by Julie on Aug 24, 2004 16:11:57 GMT -5
Its funny if you look closer at it, his junk is causing his pants to be under pressure. Ah, Paul... Paul is clearly the more attractive of the freckly boys...Morgan has an eye that doesnt keep up with the flow of his head, and that sucks for him. I just wish his voice wasnt so damned...dainty. I'M A MAN!!  I'M A PRETTY, PRETTY PRINCESS...tee hee hee...  |
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Post by Cheese on Aug 24, 2004 17:08:15 GMT -5
lmao. I bet he loves the leafy flower crown.
The only part I saw was on Thursday night. They showed the return of the oldest russian chick (25) and she still had her same rigid 'fuck you' face. and after messing up last time because the horse wasn't tall enough she flipped over that fucker, landed it perfectly and walked away as soon as she landed as if to say 'FUCK YOU JUDGES!' And they everyone clapped and they gave her a 4.4
Sucks for her.
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Post by Julie on Aug 24, 2004 18:17:00 GMT -5
He much prefers the bouquet to the wreath. He told me so when he was talking to me during my naughty time with Heath Ledger's voice.
Its Svetlana I'mawhore. That wasnt her 'FUCK YOU JUDGES' face, that was just her face. She looks like a super bitch. Did you see her waving her little Russian flag all over the uneven bars like people care she is leaving? Get the fuck out, I say!
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