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Post by ILaughAtSex on Sept 20, 2004 22:12:23 GMT -5
So...
Let's recount shall we? How many of us are REALLY 100% straight?
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Post by 2Short on Sept 20, 2004 22:19:35 GMT -5
I think it's just you, Nick. According to the mirror on the wall, you are the straightest one of all.
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Post by LTrain06 on Sept 20, 2004 22:27:51 GMT -5
So... Let's recount shall we? How many of us are REALLY 100% straight? wait, I thought you laughed at sex! don't even masturbate! so how do you know you're really straight hmmmm? |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Sept 20, 2004 22:59:10 GMT -5
wait, I thought you laughed at sex! don't even masturbate! so how do you know you're really straight hmmmm? Hmmm... how would I know if I'm straight or not??? It seems we need to ask the genius again on this toughy... Cal? |
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Post by Julie on Sept 20, 2004 23:58:05 GMT -5
I am 100% straight. I have claimed to think vaginas look like monsters and have also vowed to never stick my face into the monster. EVER.
Cal wasnt the genius, he refered to the mirror. The real genius here is the mirror. Dont be giving props where they arent due. Poor, overlooked 'straight' mirror.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Sept 21, 2004 0:09:05 GMT -5
Cal wasnt the genius, he refered to the mirror. The real genius here is the mirror. Dont be giving props where they arent due. Poor, overlooked 'straight' mirror. I was referring to when Cal suggested El change her screenname. Which is when I said "brilliance" which could be connected to "genius". Way to make good text-to-text connections, Julie... |
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Post by Julie on Sept 21, 2004 0:18:51 GMT -5
Oh, I get it now. I thank you so kindly for calling me out on that in front of an entire forum of people. Does that make you feel better Mr. 100% Straight?
Sorry Cal, seems you really were the 'genius' on this one and the mirror was just a mirror since he wasnt even refering to the mirror scene at all.
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Post by Cheese on Sept 21, 2004 0:35:51 GMT -5
so how do you spot the chicks who are ready and willing for a little lesbian action? i don't mean the butch ones. This I have yet to accomplish. I'm thinking drinks are the way to go. lol |
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Post by 2Short on Sept 21, 2004 22:29:16 GMT -5
The truth about Nick's steadfast straightness is a family secret, but I've got to come clean. It's killing me holding it inside all this time....
Nick was verbally abused as a zygote. My father used to taunt him, "You'll never become a full grown fetus, Nick! Never!"
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Post by Julie on Sept 24, 2004 1:24:10 GMT -5
Oh yea? Well, I was aborted and had to fight my way through the city streets as a fetus. I found my family and in the night I crawled back into my mother's womb. That's why my name is Tenacious Fucker Julie. 'Julie' is my last name, for those of you who didnt know.
That explains why I am straighter than Nick.
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Post by Cheese on Sept 24, 2004 12:26:11 GMT -5
now can you explain that with symbols please? I need a formula to fully understand things.
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Post by Pink Pants on Sept 25, 2004 11:34:04 GMT -5
My boyfriend went out with his friend and his friends gf the other night and they were talking about boobs and my bf said mine were great, and his friend agreed and the gf agreed and then the gf started talking about how she thought it would be sexy for her and I to go down on each other while our bf's watched.
So I'm kind of disappointed that this was brought up after I left England, because I'm intrigued and curious. Though she's too ugly for me to consider. If my boyfriend's friend can get a hotter girlfriend, I'm there.
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