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Post by 2Short on Sept 22, 2004 1:19:30 GMT -5
Silver dollar nipples mean "huge and round fucking nipples." It's not an attractive thinng to have. So to have $2 nipples is even worse. Consider yourself helped out.
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Post by Julie on Sept 22, 2004 20:33:15 GMT -5
Don't you ever talk to me like that again. EVER.
My sandwich artist at Subway today looked like the Warren with longer hair. I found myself being especially kind to this large, brown-eyed fella. His eyes were large and brown, not him. I felt compassion for this Warren wannabe who was stuck behind a Subway counter making masterpiece subs. I thanked him for The Last Waltz and apologized for the Dairy Queen on 103rd just being a 'drive-about' but told him the Dairy Queen in Orange Park has a lobby for all of his needs.
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Post by LTrain06 on Sept 23, 2004 17:42:56 GMT -5
Was he really a sandwich artist? what sort of truly inventive things did he do with the cold cuts? was it all you had hoped and dreamed?
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Post by Julie on Sept 24, 2004 0:55:36 GMT -5
It was by far more than I could have ever hoped and dreamed. I think I am giving him too much credit because he reminded me of Warren. He actually didnt do that well. He skimped me on the feta cheese, pickles and black olives. I dont know what is wrong with them that they think four little slices of olive is enough for an entire sandwich. Maybe they get bonus points if they have so much left over at the end of the day. He was a 'sandwich artist' because that is what his shirt labeled him as. It said in a nice yellow color and in a nice spunky font 'Subway Sandwich Artist.'
It makes them feel better about themselves if they think they are artists of the 'wich.
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Post by pete on Sept 24, 2004 15:07:35 GMT -5
For Cal:  |
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Post by censored on Sept 24, 2004 19:05:32 GMT -5
Peter, that was precious.
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Post by Macha on Oct 19, 2004 11:17:30 GMT -5
I have been contemplating on getting my nipples pierced. I have told my friends that I think it would look funny if I did. They didn't believe me.  So I did it. |
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Post by 2Short on Oct 19, 2004 19:20:42 GMT -5
Her left nipple covers 50% more surface area than her right nipple.
Congrats on the piercing.
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Post by Macha on Oct 20, 2004 1:01:40 GMT -5
Congrats on the piercing. Thanks, but not needed. I have not recieved the hole through nip yet. It's just an idea as of now. I just liked how that is the first picture I saw of pierced nipples on breasts that big. (mine are probably bigger) |
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Post by 2Short on Oct 20, 2004 14:29:11 GMT -5
(mine are probably bigger) Shit. Are you gonna get them pierced with hoola-hoops? |
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Post by 2Short on Nov 16, 2004 22:39:38 GMT -5
Can you believe that last semester Wareen put Mary Steenburgen on his Top 10 Celebrities To Fuck list?  I can't. |
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Post by NonDylan on Nov 16, 2004 22:42:18 GMT -5
She's the dark horse! Dark horse, I tell you!!
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Post by Cheese on Nov 17, 2004 19:44:31 GMT -5
She's the dark horse! Dark horse, I tell you!! ........................ |
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Post by NonDylan on Nov 17, 2004 19:54:08 GMT -5
Everybody here would do Mary Steenburgen, and you know it!
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Nov 17, 2004 19:58:26 GMT -5
Everybody here would do Mary Steenburgen, and you know it! I already did. |
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