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Post by NonDylan on Nov 13, 2004 2:40:33 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA.
I bet you thought this was going to be a serious thread about the Peterson trial.
Well, guess what. You're wrong!
It's a non-serious thread about masturbation, or as I like to call it koalabation!
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Nov 13, 2004 13:12:32 GMT -5
wow - you got me...I thought this was starting to be serious message board (whew).
What specifically about masturbation do you want to discuss? Methods? Pros/Cons? Yea/Nay?
"Koalabation", as you call it, is the only thing getting me thru my way too long non-relationship drought.
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Post by sonshine76 on Nov 14, 2004 8:45:25 GMT -5
Would it be applicable if one said they koalabated to Scott Peterson on trial?
That was hypothetical of course as I don't masturbate to killers.
Except for Manson, he's hot.
Marilyn Manson.
Ok, maybe just Paul Pfeiffer from The Wonder Years.
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Post by Macha on Nov 14, 2004 9:49:39 GMT -5
I do it frequently and often and a lot.
It's the only thing that can get me through my day sometimes.
I have accomplished a personal record time and I am constantly trying to beat it.
Hand job.
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GusGus
Rusty Nail
Love Slave
"Excuse me, Mr. Vice President, your pants are on fire."
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Post by GusGus on Nov 14, 2004 10:27:33 GMT -5
I usually try to relax throughout. Go as long as possible. Make myself cry.
It's good times.
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Post by 2Short on Nov 15, 2004 11:29:56 GMT -5
My record is four times in one day, but I honestly remember bleeding a little after the fourth time.
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Post by sonshine76 on Nov 18, 2004 3:27:42 GMT -5
You made me laugh. You've made masturbating an art.
Now post more before I have you sucked through a chocolate pipe or make you mend dresses for the princess.
That was probably as funny to you as when people call me moonshine.
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GusGus
Rusty Nail
Love Slave
"Excuse me, Mr. Vice President, your pants are on fire."
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Post by GusGus on Nov 18, 2004 9:09:49 GMT -5
Can I still go through the chocolate pipe?
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Post by sonshine76 on Nov 18, 2004 12:45:17 GMT -5
If by "chocolate pipe" you mean "my vagina," then no.
(For now.)
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GusGus
Rusty Nail
Love Slave
"Excuse me, Mr. Vice President, your pants are on fire."
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Post by GusGus on Nov 18, 2004 14:16:58 GMT -5
If by "chocolate pipe" you mean "my vagina," then no. (For now.) *glee* One day I shall get through the "chocolate pipe" and you will LOVE IT! |
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Post by LTrain06 on Nov 20, 2004 18:30:05 GMT -5
I masturbate only to this image:  |
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Post by pete on Nov 20, 2004 23:47:15 GMT -5
i thought this thread was entitled "Personal Trial", and byu the jist of it, it is.
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Post by Julie on Nov 21, 2004 0:36:20 GMT -5
'Personal trial' and 'cutenese'...time to get checked out for the 'ol dyslexia. That's DYSLEXIA, not ANOREXIA, Pete.
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Post by pete on Nov 21, 2004 0:38:35 GMT -5
 i know this pic is turnin all yous on right now.  haha, i foudn that looking up Happy Gilmore, so on the childhood crushes, i could post a pic of his grandma. |
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Post by pete on Nov 21, 2004 0:42:27 GMT -5
this one is for all the ladies who like the Col. Angus:  i found that one the same way as i found the one above it. |
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