What have you done?

[pete]

sonshine76 said:

I know Peter, but we've discussed this before, and we both know that it just wouldn't work. Sure the sex would be great, set to A.F.I., but you're just too young for me. Please... look away. Look away.

but what about that e-child we produced our unprotected cyber sex. the one we named SmarterChild. what are we gonna tell him?

[LTrain06]

pete said:

but what about that e-child we produced our unprotected cyber sex. the one we named
SmarterChild. what are we gonna tell him?

good one, Pete! it inspired me to do this:

LtrainLT: do you know who your parents are
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Um... Should I know who my parents are?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
LtrainLT: they had unprotected cyber sex
SmarterChild: ?
LtrainLT: and produced you
SmarterChild: Produced me?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: I see...
LtrainLT: youre a bastard child
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm a bastard child?
LtrainLT: yes definitely
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
LtrainLT: they arent married
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. They aren't married?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
LtrainLT: they are very young
SmarterChild: They're very young? And your point is...
LtrainLT: you'll have to be adopted
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
LtrainLT: by someone else
SmarterChild: What do you mean, by someone Else?
LtrainLT: you'll have to be adopted by someone else
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

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LtrainLT: your parents don't want you!
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, LtrainLT.

LtrainLT: your mother's name is Sonshine
SmarterChild: My mother's name is Sonshine? What?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
LtrainLT: and your father's name is Pete
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever!

[pete]

our child finally knows. he has my e-thoughts, and sonshines e-words. what a good child we produced. i'm suprised he didnt kill himself after hearing all that. such a good child. so very good. i miss him. his birthday is coming up.

[LTrain06]

has anyone noticed that Pete's starting to take on more Julie characteristics? He seems to have matured on this board...no longer are you the innocent boy from the DC Forum, you're a grown man now, son....and it makes me proud. You're growsd up and you're growsd up and you're growsd up!

[pete]

maybe that, or the fact that i havent posted in a while may have made an effect. hmm.... or maybe i have groped up...

[censored]

Pete is the man of all mans.