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Post by PinkPants on Dec 11, 2005 9:11:07 GMT -5
Thanks for the happy birthday, you dirty hooker Macha!
And I know that this will probably send all of your worlds just crashing down but I'm not going to have very spectacular bridal hair. We're getting married on the beach in Jamaica so it will be a miracle if I can even bother washing it.
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Post by Macha on Dec 11, 2005 19:12:24 GMT -5
does anyone else find it weird pete said Dick?
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Post by Stinkfist on Dec 11, 2005 19:53:15 GMT -5
i lost the bookmark to this forum after i got a new PC ><
-stink
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Post by pete on Dec 11, 2005 20:47:22 GMT -5
yess, stinklez returns!!
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Dec 12, 2005 3:10:15 GMT -5
I DID SEE Nick on here yesterday, but the fucker never wrote anything. BOO to YOU Nik-o-lassssssss. I have been here almost every day. This is the page that comes up when I start up internet explorer. Anyway, tonight I decided to view the best of Error 404, so I looked at my 200 most recent posts. While reading them I came to the realization(I've really known all along) that what really made this board so nice and go-to-able was the high chance of finding something new and funny/interesting whenever I'd come here. The downfall of this board began when nobody seemed to care about what they put into here. There were a few threads, specifically, which contributed to thoughtless banter. It was like turning on one of those big blue bug zappers(the kind that lure bugs in, then kill them). I naturally came here to find cool things, but then my interest was zapped by borish things I couldn't respond to. On multiple occasions I'd take hours to make something I thought was funny(Cal can back me up on this, if he ever dares to venture back here) to try to respark the old nature of the board; it didn't work so well. Bottom line: if the board is ever to return to its former glory, the material will have to broaden to reach an audience besides the few people still posting here. Sure, the things you guys talk about(that you all think each other is hot, that you want to have sex with them, and so on) is probably very enjoyable to you, but I think I speak for most everybody else when I say I don't find it worth coming here and posting about. I'm just trying to shine some light on the mystery of why everyone left. I'm all for busting out the iron lung on this bitch, and perhaps giving it a little mouth to mouth resuscitation. However, unless a little change is incorporated, I don't see anything working for very long. Virgining since the beginning of time, The Sex Laugher |
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Post by pete on Dec 12, 2005 21:00:00 GMT -5
dear nick,
i felt the same way when i came back, totally lost.
this board is definatly gonna need some serious work to come back.
for one, a new awesome thread, that has some good points and stuffs.
maybe a "what the hell have you been up to these past months, (with pictures)" or somethin.
- the not laughter at sex
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Post by Macha on Dec 12, 2005 23:39:50 GMT -5
Nickass,
You make sense.
Unfortunately, the sex is what was keeping us alive. I understand it isn't appealing to your virgin penis, but for the ladies who were participating in the orgy, it was the only thing we had to talk about since NO ONE else was here.
I miss the funny...but most of all, i miss you guys.
Even Cal's short legs/long dicks.
And Ltrizzle's garbage bag infested apartment.
And Wackeee. Where the fuck has that dog trainer hoe gone to?
And stink's zzzzzz's.
And SUNSHINE! Man, I miss that old hag.
And Warrrrrrens .... ummm, warrenisms.
Even Juliana's LOL's. I do miss that, really.
I ventured into the DC forums (without bannation, i should say) a few weeks ago and reading over the newer/older posts and I don't think that that board has seen funny since Uno De Mayo. Even with Censored holding down the fort like the traitor she is.
We are THE FUNNY. We must get da' steppin and reignite.
Oh and Pete, good idea.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Dec 13, 2005 1:31:51 GMT -5
I have a really large product due this friday. It was assigned at the beginning of the semester, and I just started it tonight. As such, I'm going to be some amount busy this week, but I'll try to post anyway. I have an idea for a new thread already. I'll post it after this.
Let's revamp this shit, East Side High style.
Free Mr. Clark, bitches.
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Post by Cheese on Dec 13, 2005 12:36:15 GMT -5
ooo sorry I was gone this weekend. uh...i agree...bitches.
And pete? DAMN RIGHT you bought The Boondock Saints!
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Post by censored on Dec 13, 2005 22:54:58 GMT -5
Nickass, You make sense. Unfortunately, the sex is what was keeping us alive. I understand it isn't appealing to your virgin penis, but for the ladies who were participating in the orgy, it was the only thing we had to talk about since NO ONE else was here. I miss the funny...but most of all, i miss you guys. Even Cal's short legs/long dicks. And Ltrizzle's garbage bag infested apartment. And Wackeee. Where the fuck has that dog trainer hoe gone to? And stink's zzzzzz's. And SUNSHINE! Man, I miss that old hag. And Warrrrrrens .... ummm, warrenisms. Even Juliana's LOL's. I do miss that, really. I ventured into the DC forums (without bannation, i should say) a few weeks ago and reading over the newer/older posts and I don't think that that board has seen funny since Uno De Mayo. Even with Censored holding down the fort like the traitor she is. We are THE FUNNY. We must get da' steppin and reignite. Oh and Pete, good idea. I should fuck you sideways. Bitch.  This here board has hit its low point, YES. But doesnt every "great" thing? You come close to death with only whispers to hear (those whispers being a few of us saying "sex me" once a month) and then someone throws some water on yer face and youre brand spankin new! Fuck the naysayers (Nick) this board will be great again. Heart. |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Dec 14, 2005 0:13:36 GMT -5
Naysayer? ME?!
If you haven't noticed, I've put forth some amount of effort to rerail this longtime runaway train, Cens!
I remember the days when, Julie, Censored, the pizza man, the ice cream guy and I were having a rape fest in a bathroom. What happened to those days?
I'll tell you what happened! We were hit with linguistic dirty bombs!
Perhaps it was the bouts I had with the El express that brought this plague about. You know what they say about karma, right? It doesn't matter, it's wrong.
Nobody else is posting their ideas on a brilliant comeback movie for our board! We need many ideas; that way we can vote on them and decide which one is the best. We can then assemble en masse and start turning over buses. The kind with the special ramp for picking up wheelchairs.
We must revive the old bloodlust and thirst for mockery that allowed us to make fun of an innocent armless child being pelted with a dodgeball, to get this board really going again.
...and I have another idea for a new thread!
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Post by censored on Dec 14, 2005 18:44:04 GMT -5
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Post by LTrain06 on Jan 7, 2006 0:13:21 GMT -5
Perhaps it was the bouts I had with the El express that brought this plague about. You know what they say about karma, right? It doesn't matter, it's wrong. We must revive the old bloodlust and thirst for mockery that allowed us to make fun of an innocent armless child being pelted with a dodgeball, to get this board really going again. First off, what are you talking about, the "El Express"? are you referring to me? because if you are, Nick, I'd like to know what you mean by that. second, that dodgeball picture is STILL the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen...let's BRING IT BACK! someone please repost that fucker. I also miss the two retards with the applesauce. i gotta go reread some old posts now and laugh. |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jan 7, 2006 0:29:25 GMT -5
Yes, you are the El Express.
L=El; Train=Express.
If you were asking about the bouts, then I meant just what I said. We've had some altercations in the past.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jan 7, 2006 0:39:39 GMT -5
i cant even remember, it was so long ago. when was i last on here?
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