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Post by Julie on Aug 6, 2004 17:52:28 GMT -5
ey rich
wrong thread
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Post by Cheese on Aug 26, 2004 17:02:32 GMT -5
You're Candyland. Because you love your colors... and you like candy. You were a fat little kid.  |
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Post by LTrain06 on Dec 9, 2004 20:23:59 GMT -5
You're OPERATION!  There's really no point to your game... you're just a big naked white guy with no penis, eternally confused. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Feb 1, 2005 14:27:08 GMT -5
I want to revive this thread so we can talk more about boardgames. I died laughing rereading all this, especially Julie's part. Yes, Don't Wake Daddy was some kind of mindfuck....the same way I feel about that song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus....Mommy's a golddigging whore!" Like an episode of Law & Order SVU, you knew there was more to it than meets the eye - there was something insidious and wrong going on beneath the surface. Don't wake Daddy - this is the only time we have before he wakes us up and starts molesting us!
WOW, did I just completely ruin the joke by overanalyzing? YES!
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Post by LTrain06 on Feb 1, 2005 14:38:00 GMT -5
You are Trivial Pursuit.  You ask people a lot of pointless trivia questions that are really not much of a determination of intelligence, just really annoying. In return, you mock their stupidity. You are such a genius that eventually they have to dumb you down like Celebrity Jeopardy and create pop culture editions so the dumb children don't feel bad about not knowing Argentinian agriculture. You love creating years of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt when little Jimmy could answer all the questions correctly save the ones that he could get an actual pie piece for. Thus, why the objective of said game really is a trivial pursuit. Your big secret? You're that smug asshole Ken Jennings.  |
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