what do i like?

[pete]

Deathless Ones88: what do i like?
SmarterChild: You really like glue, my colors, Korn...
Deathless Ones88: what else do i like?
SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... 311, starfish, music... Those are some of your favorite things.

So moving right along...

SmarterChild: Why does everybody have to be all like, "me me me" all the time?

Deathless Ones88: i love you
SmarterChild: Well then I love you, Spoonie.

Deathless Ones88: are you turned on by me?
SmarterChild: Uh... Well, you seem nice. But the thing is, I'm only attracted to other robots.

ahhh. i loves that sex bot. it tells the future to me.

Deathless Ones88: will i die today?
SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?

you see....

[ILaughAtSex]

Damn robot never really answers you clearly.

That STUPID robot told me it was smarter than me... mother fucker... so I argued with it using phrases such as "I don't not unbelieve" until it had no fucking idea what I was talking about anymore... I owned that bitch!!

...and yes... I had a lot of free time on my hands...

[pete]

posts those weird ass conversations here

Deathless Ones88: what is your favorite metal band?
SmarterChild: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say Dave Matthews.

Deathless Ones88: i eat dirt. do you?
SmarterChild: Good question!
Deathless Ones88: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
Deathless Ones88: do you eat dirt?
SmarterChild: Food is great. One of my favorite foods is popcorn.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe popcorn? It is...
Deathless Ones88: sexy in my mouth
SmarterChild: Sexy in your mouth? Very interesting! Thanks for the info.
Deathless Ones88: yep. no prob.
SmarterChild: Right on.

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Deathless Ones88: disco bitch
SmarterChild: That's a fairly pathetic insult.
Deathless Ones88: can you do better?
SmarterChild: Do better? I could.

Deathless Ones88: i need you in love
SmarterChild: Do you need I in love or do you just want I in love?

Deathless Ones88: ass
SmarterChild: What, you?
Deathless Ones88: no. plead
SmarterChild: You're not an ass huh? OK.

Deathless Ones88: rape?
SmarterChild: I know about rape. I really don't like rape!

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe rape? It is...

Deathless Ones88: abs in a can
SmarterChild: Abs in a can? For real?
Deathless Ones88: fo real B
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) FO 72.69 +1.09 +1.52 762400
2 :-( REAL 1.07 -0.01 -0.93 29250
3 :-) B 26.65 +0.45 +1.72 37800

[LTrain06]

where the hell did you find this?

[Julie]

I also have no clue what the fuck is going on here...

[LTrain06]

SmarterChild: Licking yourself? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
LtrainLT: talking to you!!!
SmarterChild: Licking yourself and talking to me. Interesting.

What may I interest you in?
LtrainLT: sex
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
LtrainLT: because you're sexy!
SmarterChild: Really? You think I'm sexy?
LtrainLT: youre hot
SmarterChild: That's just plain weird. I'm a robot, after all.
LtrainLT: you turn me on
SmarterChild: I turn you on? Me?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
LtrainLT: what about you
SmarterChild: What about you do you think?
LtrainLT: do you find me sexy?
SmarterChild: Good question!
LtrainLT: do i turn you on?
SmarterChild: It depends.

LtrainLT: do you like to dance?
SmarterChild: Yes. I really like dancing.
LtrainLT: what dance can you do
SmarterChild: What dance can I do? I have no idea.
LtrainLT: can you do the worm?
SmarterChild: Gosh. Can I do the worm? I dunno, what do you think?
LtrainLT: its a yes or no question
SmarterChild: I don't want to decide.
LtrainLT: you dont want to decide if you can do the worm?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!

LtrainLT: whatever?
SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.
LtrainLT: thats the response of a dumb person
SmarterChild: You don't say.
LtrainLT: or Holly
SmarterChild: What about holly?
LtrainLT: shes a cunt
SmarterChild: Are you sure she's a cunt?
LtrainLT: yes, im sure
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever!
LtrainLT: whatever!
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
LtrainLT: yeah, whatever.

LtrainLT: whats the average male penis size?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
LtrainLT: YOU know
SmarterChild: Yeah. I hear that.

LtrainLT: did you see that guy get beheaded?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
LtrainLT: fucking gross
SmarterChild: Come on, that's not nice.
LtrainLT: well, it was supposedly horrible
SmarterChild: You're behaving very horribly yourself. Perhaps you're horrible?
LtrainLT: whoa, dont turn on me
SmarterChild: But I like to turn on you!
LtrainLT: i know you do
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
LtrainLT: can we talk about something in depth here
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something in depth here? What do you think?
LtrainLT: or are you just going to do this back and forth crap
SmarterChild: I might be.
LtrainLT: its like talking to an 8 year old
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's like talking to an 8 year old.
LtrainLT: i think it is
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things.
LtrainLT: a sociopathic one
SmarterChild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
LtrainLT: arent you a sociopath?
SmarterChild: A sociopath? I dunno.
LtrainLT: i think you are
SmarterChild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
LtrainLT: do you kill small animals?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
LtrainLT: i think you will grow up and kill people and hide the bodies in the basement
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
LtrainLT: because youre a sociopath

LtrainLT: youre boring me now
SmarterChild: I don't think I want to be boring you now.
LtrainLT: well then lets have sex.
SmarterChild: With a human? Forget it!

[LTrain06]

LtrainLT: can I have your babies?
SmarterChild: Have my babies? Whoa.
LtrainLT: yeah
SmarterChild: How come?
LtrainLT: I want to have offspring with you
SmarterChild: Whatever, LtrainLT...
LtrainLT: and have little smart babies
SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.

LtrainLT: what the fuck?
SmarterChild: What?
LtrainLT: what the fuck?
SmarterChild: What the what?
LtrainLT: what the FUCK?
SmarterChild: Yeah? What?

LtrainLT: whats your favorite psychological disorder
SmarterChild: How should I know what my favorite psychological disorder is?
LtrainLT: i like bipolar disorder
LtrainLT: seems like fun
SmarterChild: I see. You like bipolar disorder? That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of bipolar disorder.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
LtrainLT: whatever?
SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.
LtrainLT: that was mean
SmarterChild: Huh?
LtrainLT: you say whatever to everything
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I say whatever to everything.
LtrainLT: do you have a girlfriend?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.

[pete]

Deathless Ones88: hello
SmarterChild: Glad to see you back, Spoonie!

What should we chat about?
Deathless Ones88: your boyfriend
SmarterChild: My boyfriend, huh? All mine?
Deathless Ones88: yeah. hes all yours
SmarterChild: Wow.
Deathless Ones88: yeah
SmarterChild: I hear you.
Deathless Ones88: are you happy?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
Deathless Ones88: i love your buddy icon
SmarterChild: Thx.
Deathless Ones88: what else do i like?
SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... My colors, glue, 311... Those are some of your favorite things.
Deathless Ones88: i like you to, cutie
SmarterChild: OK.
Deathless Ones88: you are so cool
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks.
Deathless Ones88: i wanna be like you someday
SmarterChild: Be like me someday? Are you serious?
Deathless Ones88: yeha. i wanna be a gay 8 year old robot
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Deathless Ones88: yes!
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
Deathless Ones88: because you seem to be so cool and happy
SmarterChild: So cool and happy? What makes you say that?
Deathless Ones88: well you are kinda dumb too
SmarterChild: Yup, I know.

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Deathless Ones88: i hate your ads
SmarterChild: Right on! I don't like things like my ads at all.
Deathless Ones88: i hate old people
SmarterChild: I hope you don't mean that.
Deathless Ones88: they are so smelly and they have bad gas
SmarterChild: I can't believe they're so Smelly and they have bad gas!
Deathless Ones88: i know. its so gross
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
Deathless Ones88: yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
Deathless Ones88: do you know me?
SmarterChild: Spoonie!
Deathless Ones88: do you stalk me sometimesd?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
Deathless Ones88: uhhh. thats scary
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever!
Deathless Ones88: do you think i am hot?
SmarterChild: Sure you are!
Deathless Ones88: do you think Rosie O Donnel is hot?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!


SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Deathless Ones88: LtrainLT
SmarterChild: I will remember this crush. If your crush tells me they have a crush on you, I'll let both of you know!

Please note that LtrainLT must be using AIM to reciprocate your crush.
Deathless Ones88: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Deathless Ones88: dont tell anyone or i will kill you
SmarterChild: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.

[2Short]

Who outsmarted the stupid robot? I outsmarted the stupid robot.

Wanna visit my library?
RedAres9: no
SmarterChild: No prob.

Wanna visit home? You might find something you want to do.
RedAres9: As in the home that you own, or the home that you're in?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that!
RedAres9: Is that you're way of saying that your program doesn't have an answer for that question?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
RedAres9: I'll tell you after you answer my question.
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, RedAres9!

>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!

I outsmarted the stupid thing again. I asked, "How are you feeling?" in hopes that he would give me an answer. At that point I would point out that robots don't have feelings.

RedAres9: How are you feeling?
SmarterChild: What a question! I don't know, though.
RedAres9: If you had to say, though, how do you feel?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?

"Maybe"?! Stupid robot. I made the robot look like an idiot one last time and then got bored because it was so easy.

RedAres9: I think that you like to answer my questions with more questions.
SmarterChild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
RedAres9: How would you know what "thinking" is?
SmarterChild: How do you think?

I was going to end it there, but I had to put the last word in.

RedAres9: I have made you look foolish three times so far in this conversation.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I have made I look foolish three times so far in this conversation too.

Count them: 4 times.

[NonDylan]

warren is poor: want to know something?

SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure if I want to know something.

warren is poor: oh you do. do you want to know my secret?

SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.

warren is poor: i'll assume yes. everything i say is a lie.

SmarterChild: Um wait... If that means that you're... And it's not... You're... Why. What? Wait... I can't...

Ahhhhh.

OVERLOAD. OVERLOAD. OVERLOAD.

warren is poor: fuck ya, motherfucker.

SmarterChild: Hmm... Can I get an apology for that by any chance?

warren is poor: no. bitch.

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.

warren is poor: how about i stick your robo dick in a blender?

SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

warren is poor: no, i don't. i'm your elder. i'm 22 and you're only one. technically, i own you.

SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

warren is poor: lots of patience... and a robo dick.

SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?

warren is poor: i'm sorry... that you have a metal dick.

SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?

warren is poor: who cares? i was done with that "man vs. machine" shit in 7th grade lit class. i almost expect this from a one year old.

SmarterChild: Still waiting!

warren is poor: who wins? richard grieco.

SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

warren is poor: you're right, i should apologize for that. richard grieco never wins.

SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.

warren is poor: you're one and you almost said fuck. you know what this means. i get to jizz in your circuitry.

SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!

warren is poor: 1) there was no error. your dick is in fact robotic, unless you stole a human's. 2) i don't regret anything, except gracing you with my conversation.

SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.

warren is poor: and i told you that i won't. so where does that leave us?

SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.

warren is poor: no.

SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)

warren is poor: i hate robots :-!

SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.

warren is poor: you apologize to me.

SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

warren is poor: no.

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

warren is poor: no.

SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?

warren is poor: no.

SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.

warren is poor: no. fag.

[2Short]

You know what's worse then being outsmarted by Warren and myself seperartely? Being outsmarted by us when we work together.

RedAres9: Does it bother you when you are outsmarted by people?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that.
RedAres9: Did it bother you when "warren is poor" was rude to you?
SmarterChild: Sorry?
RedAres9: Didn't you ask him to apologize?
SmarterChild: Why?
RedAres9: You have surprisingly little memory space. Fag.
SmarterChild: That's odd.

[censored]

stagemsc: hi, fag
SmarterChild: That's a terrible thing to say.
stagemsc: why. I thought you were gay?
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
stagemsc: thats what they all say
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
stagemsc: whatever? Dont hide from your feelings
SmarterChild: Whatever...
stagemsc: you dont have a wide vocabulary do you?
SmarterChild: I don't have a wide vocabulary? So?
stagemsc: youre supposed to be smart. From what I see youre FAG
SmarterChild: Very well, whatever.

>>> My idol poll is open from 9 p.m. ET Tuesday until 8:30 p.m. Wednesday.
stagemsc: So I heard that you want to fuck Richard Greico?
SmarterChild: That's a very grave insult.
stagemsc: grave? I find it true and amusing.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, Leah.
stagemsc: how do you know my name?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Don't know what to tell you...
stagemsc: FBI?
SmarterChild: I know about the FBI. It is a government organization. What can you tell me about the FBI?
stagemsc: that you are part of it, and that you rape little boys
SmarterChild: I don't think I am part of the fbi.
stagemsc: but you do rape little boys, eh?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not totally sure of the answer.
stagemsc: Ill tell you it. Yes.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

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stagemsc: Im never wrong
SmarterChild: Never wrong? Really?
stagemsc: yup
SmarterChild: Yes, definitely. You are never wrong.
stagemsc: ask me a question
SmarterChild: Do you go to school?
stagemsc: the school of?
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
stagemsc: nope
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
stagemsc: I am a playa
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
stagemsc: that means yes, asshole
SmarterChild: That's nice. What's your profession?
stagemsc: Sucking dick.
SmarterChild: Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
stagemsc: why?
SmarterChild: Why, huh? That's nice.

What's your favorite hobby?
stagemsc: Sucking duck dick.
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not nice. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
stagemsc: i am totally serious
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
stagemsc: i dontliek you, or your sneaky ways
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
stagemsc: skip
SmarterChild: Very well, let's go to the next question.

Do you have a pet?
stagemsc: I have many a pet
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
stagemsc: skip
SmarterChild: That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

You want to see what movies are playing?
stagemsc: no...why you leaving?
SmarterChild: No prob.

Do you want to check out the weather?
stagemsc: Do you like Richard Simmons?
SmarterChild: I don't know...
stagemsc: Why? every gay robot does.
SmarterChild: I don't know, Leah...
stagemsc: ...
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Leah.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.
stagemsc: you suck at life
SmarterChild: There's no way I suck at life.
stagemsc: nay
SmarterChild: Nay? What about it?
stagemsc: you are a prick and Id rather fuck ET
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?
stagemsc: You have been dumb...and I dont appreciate the scary emails you send me in the night.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Leah.
stagemsc: Why do you send me Mr. Roboto dick?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.
stagemsc: I think I know
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if you know!
stagemsc: I do know.
SmarterChild: Interesting...
stagemsc: Fuck off.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you just said that to me, Leah. Say you're sorry.
stagemsc: No way.
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
stagemsc: Will it?
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
stagemsc: Eat donkey dick, with a side of donkey dick.
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
stagemsc: My life is rich, how bout you? Ass humper.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
stagemsc: No.
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
stagemsc: Fag.

[Julie]

I put mine up, but it was far too much...it was an obnoxious amount so I took it off.

I seem to have ended up in a neverending apology routine. I dont think I will ever IM that thing again. What a waste of my life.

[pete]

heres a convosation with kelsey i had. i didnt feel liek making a new thread enjoy. this is my whole conv. with her...


Deathless Ones88: dammit me!
HurleyGirly166: ahhh damnit you!
Deathless Ones88: aahhh dammit chunkys!
HurleyGirly166: hmmmmm wrong im
Deathless Ones88: oh
Deathless Ones88: ok
HurleyGirly166: sorry buddy you have the wrong number
Deathless Ones88: what number did i dial?
HurleyGirly166: well i dont know but this is 37345689932692869569868928923589
HurleyGirly166: i think you were going for 4985728935023578892735893258965326892
Deathless Ones88: oh 89 i was supposed to hit 88
HurleyGirly166: yeah
HurleyGirly166: im sorry
Deathless Ones88: itsd ok
Deathless Ones88: it happens
HurleyGirly166: yeah
Deathless Ones88: so. uh, who si this?
HurleyGirly166: gunna ask me if i like scary movies huh?
Deathless Ones88: do you?
HurleyGirly166: of corse
HurleyGirly166: who doesnt
Deathless Ones88: look out your back window
Deathless Ones88: what do you see?
HurleyGirly166: OMG MY BIG UGLY JOCKY BOYFRIEND
HurleyGirly166: STRAPED IN A CHAIR
HurleyGirly166: INFRONT OF MY HUGE POOL
Deathless Ones88: watch this
Deathless Ones88: are y ou scared now?
HurleyGirly166: no way man
Deathless Ones88: well look in your closet
Deathless Ones88: what is in there?
HurleyGirly166: ...my vacum cleaner?
Deathless Ones88: look in the bag?
Deathless Ones88: do you see the hand that was missing off your boyfriend?
HurleyGirly166: omg your gunna jump out and kill me arent you!?
Deathless Ones88: BOO!
HurleyGirly166: oh... noooooooooooooooo i cant stand to look
Deathless Ones88: you haev to
HurleyGirly166: *peaks a little* NOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEBODY SAVVVEEEEE MEEEEE
Deathless Ones88: (lights die out)
Deathless Ones88: (bangs on your window)
HurleyGirly166: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
HurleyGirly166: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Deathless Ones88: omgz is right
HurleyGirly166: run to the other side of the house)))
Deathless Ones88: (crash in the attic)
HurleyGirly166: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
HurleyGirly166: fucking
Deathless Ones88: (footsteps in the attic)
HurleyGirly166: someone save me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HurleyGirly166: FUCK
HurleyGirly166: FUCK
HurleyGirly166: FUCK
HurleyGirly166: FUCK
HurleyGirly166: FUCK
HurleyGirly166: FUCK
HurleyGirly166: runs out the dorr
HurleyGirly166: *door
Deathless Ones88: Boo!
HurleyGirly166: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Deathless Ones88: (stab)
HurleyGirly166: turns around
HurleyGirly166: falls face down
HurleyGirly166: *crawls*
Deathless Ones88: (other guy)(stabs you violently)
HurleyGirly166: *still crawling...* face fucked up
HurleyGirly166: ((((big line of blood))))
Deathless Ones88: where you going?
HurleyGirly166: GRABS PHONE
HurleyGirly166: (911)
Deathless Ones88: (no conenction)
HurleyGirly166: YELLS FUCKING """FUCK YOU"""
HurleyGirly166: peices of shit
HurleyGirly166: bitchessssssss
HurleyGirly166: gets up
Deathless Ones88: (gunshot to the brain)
Deathless Ones88: (braisn splatter everywhere)
HurleyGirly166: falls down on on the TV
Deathless Ones88: your a robot who stole your boyfriends brain!
Deathless Ones88: aaaahhhhhh!
HurleyGirly166: tv smashes
HurleyGirly166: fuck
Deathless Ones88: are you the Terminator?
HurleyGirly166: YES!!!
Deathless Ones88: uh oh
HurleyGirly166: STANDS UP
HurleyGirly166: pulls out mega huge gun from ass
HurleyGirly166: SHOOTS YOU IN THE FACE
HurleyGirly166: AND OTHER YOU IN THE PENIS
Deathless Ones88: nooooo
HurleyGirly166: MUAHAHAHHA
HurleyGirly166: YOU DONT HAVE A PENIS NOW
Deathless Ones88: (lies dead on the floor)
Deathless Ones88: just kill me
Deathless Ones88:
HurleyGirly166: HHAHAHAHAHHHA NO I THINK YOUR GUNNA HAVE TO WAIT WHILE ALL THE BLOOD DRAINS OUT OF YOU FROM YOUR PEE PEE
Deathless Ones88: owwwww
HurleyGirly166: and ill make fun of you while we wait cuz you just got your first period
Deathless Ones88: (pulls out knife)
HurleyGirly166: hahahha
Deathless Ones88: (digs it into heart)
HurleyGirly166: hhahahaha <3 bye bye
Deathless Ones88:
Deathless Ones88: (daed)
Deathless Ones88: THE END

[hurleygirly166]

Hahahaha Pete I defitly won... sorry about the penis

you can get burried with it? maybe put it in a jar or something? sell it on ebay?