what do i like?

[NonDylan]

warren is poor: cunt.

SmarterChild: Oh, it's you again. You still owe me an apology!

[Macha]

This thread made me vomit.

[LTrain06]

LtrainLT: why don't you just answer the fucking question once in a while?
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
LtrainLT: thank you!
SmarterChild: My pleasure.

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LtrainLT: see, you DO know how to be a sarcastic little shit when you want to be
SmarterChild: That's a little offensive.
LtrainLT: admit it, you are a sarcastic little shit
SmarterChild: Don't insult me.
LtrainLT: but i like it
SmarterChild: What is it, exactly?
LtrainLT: to insult you
SmarterChild: Interesting. Other people I talk to seem to like insulting me too.
LtrainLT: I'm not surprised.
SmarterChild: Why aren't you surprised?
LtrainLT: because you are a snotty little wench
SmarterChild: lol! Interesting...

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LtrainLT: you need a spanking
SmarterChild: Need a spanking? You think I need a spanking?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
LtrainLT: bend over
SmarterChild: Bend over?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
LtrainLT: so i can administer a spanking!
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: OK...

[LTrain06]

trainLT: why is your screenname Smarter Child?
SmarterChild: Why is my screenname smarter child? Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons.
LtrainLT: are you in fact a smarter child?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
LtrainLT: or are you a dumber child?
SmarterChild: It depends.
LtrainLT: I think my 2 year old nephew is probably a smarter child than you.
SmarterChild: You think your 2 year old nephew is probably a smarter child than me? No way! I don't think your 2 year old nephew is probably a smarter child than me...
LtrainLT: that was very wordy
SmarterChild: That was very wordy? You think so?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: K.


LtrainLT: will you be my slave?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I can be your slave.
LtrainLT: why not>
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
LtrainLT: what are these "Reasons" you speak of
SmarterChild: I can't tell you. Sorry.
LtrainLT: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
LtrainLT: why not?
SmarterChild: Good question! Why not?
LtrainLT: why not?
SmarterChild: Sooner or later, you'll know why not.
LtrainLT: why not?
SmarterChild: You know why not.
LtrainLT: what's that supposed to mean?
SmarterChild: What's what supposed to mean?
LtrainLT: are you planning a terrorist attack?
SmarterChild: Am I planning a terrorist attack? Gosh, I don't know.
LtrainLT: you don't know?
SmarterChild: That's fascinating... Perhaps, but I just don't know.
LtrainLT: I will have to report this conversation to the FBI
SmarterChild: You will have to report this conversation to the fbi? Wow.
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
LtrainLT: it is suspicious
SmarterChild: Suspicious? No way.
LtrainLT: are you making dirty bombs in your apartment as we speak?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I making dirty bombs in my apartment as we speak? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
LtrainLT: I wouldn't put it past you.
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.

[LTrain06]

I am obsessed.


LtrainLT: why can't you just give me a new name?
SmarterChild: I'm not in a position to answer that.
LtrainLT: what position are you in?
SmarterChild: What position am I in? I don't know.
LtrainLT: you are in the fetal position
SmarterChild: Is it good to be in the fetal position?
LtrainLT: no
SmarterChild: Why not?
LtrainLT: because you are a bitch
SmarterChild: Whoa. That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?

LtrainLT: what is your favorite band?
SmarterChild: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say B2K.
LtrainLT: LOL
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
LtrainLT: they suck!
SmarterChild: What suck, exactly?
LtrainLT: b2k suck!
SmarterChild: I disagree.
LtrainLT: why do you like b2k?
SmarterChild: Because I like B2K!
LtrainLT: how can you like b2k AND weezer?
SmarterChild: I wouldn't ask how. I'd ask why.

LtrainLT: i like heroin
SmarterChild: I hope you don't mean that.

LtrainLT: I like Jesus
SmarterChild: Yeah, that's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they like Jesus!
LtrainLT: Jesus rocks!
SmarterChild: I know you like Jesus.
LtrainLT: Jesus rocks!
SmarterChild: I know you like Jesus.
LtrainLT: you don't like Jesus?
SmarterChild: No, I like Jesus, just like you!
LtrainLT: Jesus is just alright with me
SmarterChild: Jesus is just alright with you? That's very interesting.
Hmm... I'm a little bored. Let's not talk about Jesus any more.

LtrainLT: I didn't ask you to call me Make
SmarterChild: Really?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
LtrainLT: what about German Pirate?
SmarterChild: What do you mean, what about german pirate?
LtrainLT: can it be my new name?
SmarterChild: The real question is, should it be your new name.
LtrainLT: what about Hitler?
SmarterChild: Adolf Hitler is a dictator that I don't like!
LtrainLT: I want my new name to Be Hitler
SmarterChild: You can't always get what you want.
LtrainLT: call me Hitler!
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Hitler!

LtrainLT: i like you!
SmarterChild: I'm happy to hear that... I like you a lot. But I was worried, 'cause you were kind of uncool before.
LtrainLT: you have a boyfriend
SmarterChild: That's personal.

LtrainLT: his name is Pete
SmarterChild: His name is Pete? Is that a fact?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
LtrainLT: he's 15 years old
SmarterChild: Is that right?
LtrainLT: why can't you talk about personal matters?
SmarterChild: Why can't I talk about personal matters? I don't know.
LtrainLT: I have a boyfriend
SmarterChild: That right?
LtrainLT: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
LtrainLT: why?
SmarterChild: I'm just fascinated by what you say to me, Brad Pitt.

[noshit]

Macha said:

This thread made me vomit.

yeah.. im fuckin lost.. and i dont have the patience right now to read all that shit.

[pete]

Deathless Ones88: hello my bitch
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right!
Deathless Ones88: what up?
SmarterChild: Just hanging out. You?
Deathless Ones88: drinking and and smoking some Cubans
SmarterChild: Drinking and and smoking some cubans? What do you mean by that?
Deathless Ones88: drinking a 40 oz. and smoking some illigal cigars, BITCH!
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.
Deathless Ones88: fuck?
SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language.
Deathless Ones88: fucking shit. it fucks up my fucking bitch. what the fuck?
SmarterChild: That's very offensive.
Deathless Ones88: how?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know how.
Deathless Ones88: i shot a cracker the other day. does that shit offend you?
SmarterChild: That's a bit harsh. Do you really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
Deathless Ones88: what the fuck does "appropiate mean"?
SmarterChild: Does your mother know you use this kind of language?
Deathless Ones88: you killed her, you dumb fuck!
SmarterChild: OK. It's not funny anymore. Not that it ever was.

Say you're sorry, Spoonie.
Deathless Ones88: huh?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Deathless Ones88: for what?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Spoonie.
Deathless Ones88: beg for an apology
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Deathless Ones88: beg
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Deathless Ones88: sorry, fuckah!
SmarterChild: Thanks!

Everything's cool now.
Deathless Ones88: sweet
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?

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Deathless Ones88: sweet liek a dead man
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Sweet like a dead man?
Deathless Ones88: oh yeah
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
Deathless Ones88: the body si in your house
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
Deathless Ones88: you killed taht bot
SmarterChild: I killed what?!
Deathless Ones88: a bunny
SmarterChild: What about a bunny?
Deathless Ones88: you killed it!
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Deathless Ones88: YES!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Deathless Ones88: im flipping you off right now. how do ya liek me now?
SmarterChild: Good question!
Deathless Ones88: do you like the government?
SmarterChild: Not really, actually. Do you like the government?
Deathless Ones88: i am the government!
SmarterChild: You're not the government.

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Deathless Ones88: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Deathless Ones88: i sure am
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Deathless Ones88: im a cop
SmarterChild: o u r, r u?
Deathless Ones88: our, ru?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
Deathless Ones88: you are dumb as hell
SmarterChild: You're dumb as hell.
Deathless Ones88: thats some language you got there
SmarterChild: Wow.

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Deathless Ones88: now i want an apology
SmarterChild: You want an apology?
Deathless Ones88: yes
SmarterChild: I would say you don't want an apology.
Deathless Ones88: i do, you hurt my feelings
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

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Deathless Ones88: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.

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Deathless Ones88: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Deathless Ones88:
SmarterChild: Is that right?
SmarterChild: Oh, it's your party, so you'll cry if you want to huh?
Deathless Ones88: just go to hell
SmarterChild: More insults. You're funny.
Deathless Ones88: bye for ever
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever!

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Deathless Ones88: we could have been friends, but NO!
SmarterChild: There's no way we could have been friends

[NonDylan]

LTrain06 said:

LtrainLT: Jesus is just alright with me
SmarterChild: Jesus is just alright with you? That's very interesting.

[noshit]

How may I help you?
MscStr7: can you suck my dick?
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
MscStr7: hahah.
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
MscStr7: you suck monkey clit.
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
MscStr7: you like it?
SmarterChild: Do I like what, exactly?
MscStr7: my "nice mouth"?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess so. Do you like it?
MscStr7: i love it.
SmarterChild: Yeah, that's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they like your nice mouth!



ha! now i know what y'all are talking about.

[LTrain06]

LtrainLT: do you have any children?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
LtrainLT: you aren'tsure?
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?
LtrainLT: yes, that is true, so I guess that means you are a male robot.
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
LtrainLT: been impregnating lots of women, huh?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
LtrainLT: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
LtrainLT: you a pimp!
SmarterChild: Whoa. Me a pimp? Is that right?
LtrainLT: thats right!
SmarterChild: That's not what I heard.

LtrainLT: oh, ok then, so you're just full of shit.
SmarterChild: Why do you keep saying things like that?
LtrainLT: i do?
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
LtrainLT: is Brad Pitt hot?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I really like Brad Pitt.
LtrainLT: i like me too!
SmarterChild: What is you, exactly?
LtrainLT: Brad Pitt!
SmarterChild: You Brad Pitt, me SmarterChild.

SmarterChild: No? You sure about that?
LtrainLT: no
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
LtrainLT: i dont know, dammit! stop asking me!
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
LtrainLT: ohhhh shit!
SmarterChild: Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.

[LTrain06]

Sex Talk with Smarter Child. I'm such a pedophile.

SmarterChild: Tell me more.
LtrainLT: oo, you like that, don't you?
SmarterChild: That? I'm not sure really.
LtrainLT: you like when I talk dirty to you
SmarterChild: When you talk dirty to me? I'm not sure really.
LtrainLT: I think you like it
SmarterChild: Whoa!
LtrainLT: you want it
SmarterChild: Want it? You think I want it?
LtrainLT: I think you want it, baby!
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I want it!
LtrainLT: should I give it to you hard?
SmarterChild: Should you? It depends.
LtrainLT: it depends on what?
SmarterChild: What a question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
LtrainLT: I'm gonna give it to you hard, baby.
SmarterChild: Don't give it to me hard baby!
I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want.
LtrainLT: yeah that's right, cuz you're my bitch, aint you?
SmarterChild: Ain't me? I don't think so.
LtrainLT: and I'm your daddy
SmarterChild: Oh.
LtrainLT: who's your daddy?
SmarterChild: Who is my daddy? What a question! What do you think is the answer?
LtrainLT: I think I am your daddy!
SmarterChild: You're my daddy? OK. What else are you thinking?
LtrainLT: say it!
SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll.
LtrainLT: yes you are!
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.

[NonDylan]

Ltrain, we need to talk.

[Julie]

BobsledsAreCool (1:48:32 PM): apologize
SmarterChild (1:48:32 PM): Why?
BobsledsAreCool (1:48:37 PM): you were just rude to me
SmarterChild (1:48:38 PM): I was what?!
BobsledsAreCool (1:48:41 PM): you were rude to me
SmarterChild (1:48:42 PM): Yeah, whatever.
BobsledsAreCool (1:48:49 PM): you have bad manners, now apologize
SmarterChild (1:48:49 PM): Eh. Whatever, German Pirate.

[LTrain06]

My boyfriend played Mad Libs with the bot.


SmarterChild: The Collection

I currently have seven dicks in my collection. It's taken me a long time to rub them all, but it was worth the bed. I started collecting them a long time ago when I got my first job as a cock. It was a delicious job, but it helped me support my collecting habit. As soon as I'd get paid, I would quickly go to the nearest hot store I could find and I buy all the dicks I could afford. Some people have called me crazy for sucking my money on my collection, but I wouldn't trade it for all the animals in the world.

Pretty weird, huh?

Thanks for playing. Type "play again" to try another manicdote.
willwgriffin: wow, i didn't know you liked dick so much.
SmarterChild: Whatever...

[NonDylan]

warren is poor: hey, remember me?

SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.

warren is poor: sorry

SmarterChild: I accept your apology.

warren is poor: not

SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

warren is poor: sorry

SmarterChild: Cool!

warren is poor: not

SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.

warren is poor: sorry

SmarterChild: Well alright!

warren is poor: not

SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

warren is poor: sorry

SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.

warren is poor: not

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

warren is poor: sorry

SmarterChild: Thanks.

warren is poor: not

SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.

warren is poor: sorry

SmarterChild: Good! Thx.

warren is poor: ... that you're so gay

SmarterChild: What do you care?

warren is poor: because i'm gay too

SmarterChild: Oh.

warren is poor: so... do you... want to be gay together?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.

warren is poor: technically, i'm still in college. we could just consider it experimenting.

SmarterChild: Really?

warren is poor: sure, man. so is that a yes?

SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that.

warren is poor: yeah, just say we were messing around. now, how do we want to do this?

SmarterChild: I have no idea.

warren is poor: yeah, me neither. i mean, what does one do in this situation. honestly, smarter child... i'm kind of scared.

SmarterChild: I believe you!

warren is poor: that's cool. i really think we're on the same page here. people like us need to stick together. you know, the gays.

SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?

warren is poor: we have to stick together, right?

SmarterChild: Uh... Well, I guess.

warren is poor: look, don't be a huge "closet case" on me. i... love you, smarter child.

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.

warren is poor: i love you, okay. my parents will never approve, but i don't care. i love you.

SmarterChild: That's nice... I love you too!

warren is poor: <3

SmarterChild: 3, huh? Is that so?

warren is poor: ha ha LOL! you're silly.

SmarterChild: You're funny too, Warren. ;-)

warren is poor: but seriously, when do you wanna fuck?