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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 23, 2004 0:31:56 GMT -5
"Please stop sucking my dick or I will call the police" was said by George Carlin as one of the things you will never ever hear...
In response to your question... I'll leave that to the spectator, Pete.
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Post by 2Short on May 23, 2004 18:14:49 GMT -5
why do you always quote gay things?   Why does Nick always quote gay things?! I have one word for you Pete: Amber. |
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 23, 2004 9:03:15 GMT -5
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)
Austin: Run! It's Godzilla! - It Looks like Godzilla, but due to International Copyright Laws.....It's not.
Still we should run like it is Godzilla! - Though it's not.
Kitty Farmer: [Tearfully to Rose Darko] Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. (Donnie Darko)
Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus. (Donnie Darko)
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Post by pete on Jun 23, 2004 13:19:46 GMT -5
"that muddafucka said ice cream"- Scarface
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 23, 2004 15:58:07 GMT -5
My favorite scene in Swingers, in the chick's trailer (2nd favorite: playing Sega hockey in Sue's apartment):
"So I'm crying, we're all crying, but not the kind of crying like....like the kind of crying where you're trying not to cry."
"Really?"
"Really. And I looked over at the camera guy, swear to God he had tears in his eyes."
"Really? The camera guy had tears?"
"Mm hmm. Not so much cuz of me, but really...he had his own things goin on."
-SWINGERS
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Post by Julie on Jun 23, 2004 18:07:40 GMT -5
'What's with today, today?' - Empire Records
'Yea? How about this, 'FUCK YOU!' - Eye for an Eye
'It makes my lips numb just thinking about it' - What About Bob?
Bender as Dad: 'Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamned, freeloading sonofabitch, retarded, big mouth, know-it-all asshole jerk!'
Bender as Bender: 'You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful'
Bender as Dad: 'Shut up bitch! Gp fix me a turkey pot pie!' - Club o' Breakfast
(I use the 'shut up bitch! go fix me a turkey pot pie' line quite often. Even when there is no kitchen or turkey pot pie present)
'And I walk through the kitchen, with a bowl full of chicken and I put in in Faye and Leo, I mean Dr. Marvin's, refridgerator' - What About Bob?
'Fuck, I dont even know you man, and you're about to make me cry' (could be slightly off) - Tigerland
FULL...METAL...JACKET! - I dont recall the origination of this quote. The title of the movie escapes me.
I use all of these lines in my day to day conversing. I do not use them everyday, but these are a few of the ones used often.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 23, 2004 18:36:30 GMT -5
'Fuck, I dont even know you man, and you're about to make me cry' (could be slightly off) - Tigerland FULL...METAL...JACKET! - I dont recall the origination of this quote. The title of the movie escapes me. The name of the movie is Full Metal Jacket, which convinced me that it is impossible for Vincent D'Onofrio to not play a scary freak. ever. Tigerland...good fuckin movie. although my bf ruined it when I made him watch it with me, because he kept trying to detect Colin's Irish accent. "Wait there it is! wait there it is again!" |
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