Newbies warning thread on this post.

[sonshine76]

Welcome to the board! Here are a few things for you to chew on:

New members are considered and called toolboxes until proven otherwise.

We don't like guests, and the thread made to be guest friendly and anonymous went to hell in a picnic basket.

On a daily basis we make fun of different races, homosexuals, retards, nazis, and probably your mom.

Oh, and should you be grammar challenged we'll rip off your arms and beat you with them, then shove sticks in your armless stumps and call you Frosty.

But hey, happy posting.

[ILaughAtSex]

Sonshine... they aren't supposed to know these secrets until AFTER they join. Those guests will never join now. Good job losing us all of our potential members.

I would start to call you horrid names... but I don't want to scare any other potential board members who may still join.

"If you are reading this, and are not a member, become one. Really, we won't hurt you. Not right away, anyway. Reading? Join, spineless ASS... I won't pick on you.... really. There are special prizes for new members. You don't get to know what they are until after you join."

That's how you get new members, bitches.

[sonshine76]

I can see how "spineless ass" was the way to go. ;D (<---we love asians here.)
Here's a sneak preview on the secret prizes you'll receive, new person:

[LTrain06]

And

[Dane's_Mods_Sux]

I don't know what disturbes me more about that picture:

• The red pubic hair (sorry, not sexy AT ALL - All I can think of is Carrot Top)
  
• The goose-bumped shaved balls
  
• The penis ring

[ILaughAtSex]

LTrain06 said:

And

*grotesque image here*

DOUBLE YOU TEA EF, EL?!

This is a warning thread, I see 11 year olds coming here to make sure they can use this board. Only to find themselves staring face to face with large, 'R' rated content. This is a WARNING thread!!!

NO MORE, PLEASE!!

[MusiClover1191]

hey everyone im sara i joined a while ago but i havent really posted much. im 14 and obviously a girl. i really enjoy talking to people so if anyone wants to chat u can send me an IM at luvspaint1956 on aim or just e-mail me at [e-mail] ;D

[Macha]

musiclover1191 said:

hey everyone im sara i joined a while ago but i havent really posted much. im 14 and obviously a girl. i really enjoy talking to people so if anyone wants to chat u can send me an IM at luvspaint1956 on aim or just e-mail me at [e-mail] ;D

oh no

[pete]

hahahahahaha. ah, yeah. good warning. that'll be great for those newbies.

[pete]

this thread was created to be a warning to all the new people about the languafe on the board and all the genitalia. its not a thread to introduce yourself. this isnt one of those boards. you gotta be one of the peopel that just jump right in, not slowly dip your feet in.

so stop posting lame crap in here. THIS IS A BEGINNERS WARNING THREAD, not post whatever ya want here thread.

[MusiClover1191]

ok pete jesus christ ya dont gatta be so fucking rude about it!!!!!!!!!

[sonshine76]

I love it when you just stand up and take control of your board, Pete. You tiger. Rowr.

I will submit.

[pete]

sonshine76 said:

I love it when you just stand up and take control of your board, Pete. You tiger. Rowr.

I will submit.

i feel so ADministrator like. whitout being able to ban people.
but i can get all punk on yo ass just like that . and it felt good. ;D i kinda feel asian right now!

[faaip de oiad]

woot im a newbie! but cussing and porn do not bother me!

[pete]

faaip said:

woot im a newbie! but cussing and porn do not bother me!

then do not be afraid to visit some of the porn based threads from the past, and dont fear the Stuff Section.