FOOD

[sonshine76]

I was forced to use my food dehydrator last week after being inundated with bushels of fruit that I would have never been able to consume before it rotted. The home made fruit roll ups you can make with this thing are actually pretty good. It only takes about 12 hours to make ONE.

If I was a contestant on Survivor, I would stuff dried fruit into indigestable bags like a coke whore on her way to jail, swallow them and days later crap out my dried fruit and jerky meal and enjoy while everyone else on my team starved and sucked down toxic water and rat.

[Cheese]

You signature reminds me of Smacky the Frog.

[Macha]

sonshine76 said:

I was forced to use my food dehydrator last week after being inundated with bushels of fruit that I would have never been able to consume before it rotted. The home made fruit roll ups you can make with this thing are actually pretty good. It only takes about 12 hours to make ONE.

If I was a contestant on Survivor, I would stuff dried fruit into indigestable bags like a coke whore on her way to jail, swallow them and days later crap out my dried fruit and jerky meal and enjoy while everyone else on my team starved and sucked down toxic water and rat.

That post was very 'Juiloe'

[LTrain06]

Crack whores do that when they go to jail? I thought that was only smuggling stuff into the country. ahh, I don't know why I never thought of that before!

But herrrrre's a thought....your dried up fruit would smell and taste like shit. I don't care how many condoms you put that stuff in, it will still either taste like shit or latex. your choice, man, your choice. I'd rather smuggle it in my poontang. Then it would taste like I was eating a chick out, and fruit roll-up. Nice.

[Dane's_Mods_Sux]

Red Peppers Rock!
They are sweet and yummy.