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Post by Macha on Jun 22, 2004 20:51:52 GMT -5
....an Oscar Meyer weinerrrrr.....that is truly what I want to beee. Note:
If you say Oscar Meyer weiner you will be approached by our trusty mascot - the mighty crotch saw.
AHEM.... Saw...meet crotch. |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 22, 2004 21:03:39 GMT -5
AHEM.... Saw...meet crotch.   |
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Post by Julie on Jun 22, 2004 22:45:26 GMT -5
not gotten a job.
I tripped up the stairs today. Approximately 3 people witnessed this. It was rough. But, ooh baby, I like it raw! I had water in my hand. The bottle bounced and then slid across the landing that I was trying to make it to. Damn shoes and feet and legs and idiot Julie.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 23, 2004 18:41:57 GMT -5
not gotten a job. I tripped up the stairs today. Approximately 3 people witnessed this. It was rough. But, ooh baby, I like it raw! I had water in my hand. The bottle bounced and then slid across the landing that I was trying to make it to. Damn shoes and feet and legs and idiot Julie. can't beat the time I was running up the stairs of my dorm in socks, carrying a big glass of milk that I had borrowed from a friend downstairs for my cereal, when I tripped, spilling milk all over the landing. what's worse, I fuckin left it there. yes, I am an irresponsible member of the dorm community. and every time I walked by it all I could think was "I did that...I'm so ashamed!" |
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Post by Julie on Jun 23, 2004 18:47:22 GMT -5
...reminds me of a certain turd you left somewhere.
Right now I wish I had company, my new movies from NetFlix, more shoes with a closed toe, a digital camera (I would share EVERYthing with you guys if I had one of those beauties...probably better that I dont have one), scentless tealights, and more cranberry juice.
I also wish my toilet wasnt broken. The chain broke off the flusher thingy, so until maintenance gets here, I have to reach my arm into the toilet water to manually lift the flapper. Its a treat. I think I will just continue this method of flushing, because it makes me want to pee less, and I dont trust maintenance not to rape and kill me once they do show up.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 23, 2004 19:35:34 GMT -5
I dont trust maintenance not to rape and kill me once they do show up. I really enjoy how you are so paranoid about things. I think it would be great fun for somebody you know to pretend to be a rapist. Then while you are crying like the weak fucking cunt you are, they can pull off their mask and take a picture of your crying sissy-ass-self. They can then blackmail you and earn a great sum of money. HA! So weak and exploitable! I'm ruthless. I meant all that about you being a weak fucking cunt. Remember? I told you that before. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 23, 2004 19:53:56 GMT -5
I really enjoy how you are so paranoid about things. I think it would be great fun for somebody you know to pretend to be a rapist. Then while you are crying like the weak fucking cunt you are, they can pull off their mask and take a picture of your crying sissy-ass-self. They can then blackmail you and earn a great sum of money. HA! So weak and exploitable! I'm ruthless. I meant all that about you being a weak fucking cunt. Remember? I told you that before. sounds like it turns you on. is that your way of talking dirty to her? very scary, Nick. very scary. when are you up for parole? |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jul 11, 2004 10:47:57 GMT -5
Right now I wish I had a wakazashi...  killing would be so much easier with one of those... |
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Post by mandah on Jul 11, 2004 11:44:07 GMT -5
i wish i lived in cali...i could watch invader zim everyday...
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Post by Macha on Jul 11, 2004 17:15:58 GMT -5
i wish i lived in cali...i could watch invader zim everyday... that show isn't too bad, if you are a big nerd who likes to scream a lot. "Why did you take that out? To make room for the TUNA!" |
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Post by Julie on Jul 11, 2004 20:26:04 GMT -5
The Wiz on DVD
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Post by Cheese on Jul 11, 2004 23:14:03 GMT -5
An endless supply of TP
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Post by Stinkfist on Jul 11, 2004 23:33:27 GMT -5
the ability to not make myself look like a fool infront of those im attracted to. To be consistently suave and slick. To not trip all over myself and say inane things. its rather weird how a person can make me turn 10 shades of red in 5 seconds and act like a complete dolt instantaneously.
-stink
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Post by Cheese on Jul 11, 2004 23:36:50 GMT -5
its cute when guys blush!
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Post by Macha on Jul 12, 2004 0:22:15 GMT -5
I had a gun to shoot the writer of Anchorman.
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