What are you thinking V.2

[LTrain06]

TooShort said:

I have a blue pair with yellow ducks on them, and on the waist band it says "squeaky clean." I have to retire this pair due to their age and search for new ones.
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awww too cute! can I take a bath with you, Ernie?



can someone please tell me why Bert is on the floor? did Ernie make him his bitch?

[PinkPants]

I'm really depressed about going home and leaving all my friends here and obviously my boyfriend so I've been sat here in the dark for the past few hours listening to songs like "leaving on a jet plane" and crying my eyes out.

[LTrain06]

Julie said:

I have found that, for myself, there is no lady-like way to eat waffle fries, dill pickles or a wrap of any kind.

I also feel extremely self-conscious eating hot dogs and bananas.

[Cheese]

I'm thinking I should take a nap before I hurt someone. Or myself.

I'm hungry. I shouldn't have spent $40 in the span of a day. I suck.

[Macha]

Thank you guys for the kind words on my LJ, things are getting straightened out, slowly but surely. I'll go into detail at another time.


Heartburn sucks.

[Cheese]

Macha, I know you get this all the time (well I assume so) but I really do love your avatar. I don't look at it often, but when I do I crack up. I could care less about Holly and who hates her, but your avatar is fucking hilarious. ;D

[NonDylan]

I'm seriously considering playing baseball next summer.

[Macha]

Cheese said:

Macha, I know you get this all the time (well I assume so) but I really do love your avatar. I don't look at it often, but when I do I crack up. I could care less about Holly and who hates her, but your avatar is fucking hilarious. ;D

Thank you queso! I thought a few in here wouldn't 'get' the avitar but I'm glad you did. Carry on.

[Macha]

I have 11 new DVD's to add to my collection. By tomorrow there will be 14 more.

Lord loves people with NetFlix and DVD Burners.

[LTrain06]

I believe I was just propositioned by a Stairmaster. I leaned against it to stretch my quads before my run, and I kid you not, the electronic message on it said "PLEASE CLIMB ON ME." I was taken aback, and subsequently felt like using it would just feel dirty. So, I politely declined the offer.

[Julie]

I am thinking that there have been three days so far of this week, and I have taken three showers this week. This has got to be some kind of record for me.

Is it gross to only shave your legs if there is a need for it?

Happy things are happening for me, and I am happy because of them. I do not wish to discuss exactly what happy things are happening, but know this! happy things are indeed taking place.

[2Short]

Nick and Julie should get married. They have a lot in common, and by that I mean they are both the most overly self-conscious people that I know.

The next person that I hear say "You're a poet and just don't know it" and thinks that they're amusing is getting punched in the face right after I viciously ridicule them.

[Julie]

We cant both be the 'most.' Who told you I was self-conscious? I'm not self-conscious. Is that what people are saying about me? Do people think I am self-conscious? Is that what you all think? I cannot handle this!!

I dont like to hear 'no shit, sherlock.' GAH! I could really do some killing of the person that says that to me. It is so degrading. I also hate 'its none of your business' and 'you just dont get it, do you?'

[Cheese]

That's like when someone starts to say something and then they're like "-oh ... nevermind'

It makes me want to hit people! Don't start to say something until you know you want to tell me!!! JERK!

[Dane's_Mods_Sux]

I need a manicure...