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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 13, 2004 22:56:58 GMT -5
I HATE when people choke. I know I should want to give them the Heimlich, but I panic and my first instinct is to run away.
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Post by unlimited on Jun 13, 2004 23:01:05 GMT -5
The sad thing is i just sat here and did nothing. in fact i laughed a little... she was ok cuz she was talking and bitching that she should have taken it with a drink.. her fault
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Post by hiseyetwirls on Jun 13, 2004 23:02:49 GMT -5
One time my parents and I went to a restaurant, and halfway through out meal this fat lady gets up and starts choking. So my mom jumps up and pushes over the loser waiter guy who was trying to do the heimlick, and my mom lifted that fat lady like 3 feet off the ground, and the lady spit out the side of beef she was trying to swallow. But it had a happy ending; we got a free meal.
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Post by Cheese on Jun 13, 2004 23:03:35 GMT -5
One time my parents and I went to a restaurant, and halfway through out meal this fat lady gets up and starts choking. So my mom jumps up and pushes over the loser waiter guy who was trying to do the heimlick, and my mom lifted that fat lady like 3 feet off the ground, and the lady spit out the side of beef she was trying to swallow. But it had a happy ending; we got a free meal. Did your mom send her cards on xmas with money in it? |
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Post by hiseyetwirls on Jun 13, 2004 23:05:49 GMT -5
Haha. Nope...hmm....but maybe that fat skank was fakin it!
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 15, 2004 1:41:32 GMT -5
What the fuck are apples doing growing on trees? That makes no sense to me, apples should appear out of chimneys. That makes more sense.
Also, this is not meant to be offensive, not at all. I am not an offensive person. This scenario will explain why people who first introduce themselves as being gay may be looked upon questionably by other non-gays.
Gay: YEAH, I AM GAY! IT IS THE FIRST THING I SAY TO PEOPLE I MEET! I'M GAY!!
Non-Gay: umm... ok...
Gay: WHAT WAS THAT? ARE YOU JUDGING ME?! NO! YOU CANNOT REPRESS ME!!!
Such things as this make people look obnoxious and stupid. This is, however, a board where we frequently speak of sex... ALWAYS speak of sex rather, and I understand it was a necessity for you to say you are gay. It is just that when that is one of the first thing a gay person says, it is usually because they are an obnoxious ass. So you see how your early revealing of your homosexuality may cause some uncomfortableness, or raise eyebrows.
They thought I was gay for awhile... go figure...
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 15, 2004 1:50:09 GMT -5
If you're gay, you have to be ambiguous about it. Like me.
I think I want to give you a hand job...
or do I?!
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 15, 2004 2:01:25 GMT -5
I think I want to give you a hand job... I hope that isn't directed at me... I will smash your hands with my prom queen, bitch! |
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 15, 2004 2:18:01 GMT -5
newguylazyeye, I hope you are not sensitive to gay jokes because they abound here. It's all fun and games, and we will poke your eye out.
Adding "-esque" turns any noun into an adjective. Do not try this with the word "desk" as your tongue will get caught in the back of your throat and you'll die. This also happens if you try to say "unique New York" 5 times really quickly. Try it.
(I know some of you said "you nork," admit it. You are not better than me.)
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Post by Cheese on Jun 15, 2004 11:18:24 GMT -5
He shouldn't be ... he's too gay to be offended. He knows it too. Just be careful though, he still likes to beat women.
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Post by hiseyetwirls on Jun 15, 2004 11:34:02 GMT -5
Hey that's not fair...I didn't introduce myself as gay...Cheese did. She said I was her gay friend. Then everyone started saying I was gay....and then some people referred to me as gay, so I thought I could talk about it. So I did. I did it in the appropriate place too....the butt sex thread. I guess I may have mentioned it other places, but not when it wasn't something that was relevant. I don't mind gay jokes, by the way
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Post by Macha on Jun 15, 2004 13:07:13 GMT -5
I can not stand typing on a laptop. It makes my legs hot and there is not mouse.
I have 2 options...THe touch pad or the foamy ball in the middle.
Nothing is quick or acessable.
GAH! I wish my parents weren't retards and applesauce and put AIM on the desktop so I do not have to use this leg scorching, hand occupying device.
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Post by hiseyetwirls on Jun 15, 2004 13:11:05 GMT -5
My computer is a laptop. I hate how it gets so hot! One time it got so hot that it automatically shut down. But I like being able to lay in my bed and talk online at the same time, so laptops aren't that bad I guess.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 15, 2004 14:01:55 GMT -5
I can not stand typing on a laptop. It makes my legs hot and there is not mouse. I have 2 options...THe touch pad or the foamy ball in the middle. Nothing is quick or acessable. GAH! I wish my parents weren't retards and applesauce and put AIM on the desktop so I do not have to use this leg scorching, hand occupying device. Unlike Macha, and much more in agreement with Hiseyetwirls, I enjoy laptops. (though he seemed more indifferent in the end, no feelings of good or bad... ) For the very same reasons Macha does not like laptops, I do like them. I especially enjoy that there is no t mouse. That is the best feature. Fuck mice, or would it be mouses? |
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Post by Julie on Jun 15, 2004 15:49:16 GMT -5
I enjoy my laptop more than my desktop. It does burn my legs, and I like it. I also enjoy the laptop mouse. I have the touchpad that I 'taptap' to click. I dont like the 'plugging in' aspect of the laptop though. I think it should run off of carrots or something, so that I can always just shove another one into a slot and it would work. Batteries die, and that is annoying. But, my vote goes in favor of laptops.
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