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Post by pete on Jun 17, 2004 10:36:00 GMT -5
well. my whole house is AC'd. so now it is 68*
ah yes... ;D
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Post by Cheese on Jun 17, 2004 13:04:16 GMT -5
I'm thinking I love having my grandma's kick ass Taurus to drive (speed) around in, but I hate having to take her to the grocery store to make up for it! She's one of those annoying old people who walk slow and stop in the middle of the isle to look at something and then think about it for 5 minutes... Makes me want to throw her on my back and just run with her
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 17, 2004 14:28:16 GMT -5
Tongues are crazy, my own in particular. I can whip my tongue around so fast it can blind you. I would go so far as to say that it is innumerably quick. Seriously, I would say I can whip that sucker around at about 5x the speed of a normal person.
That's just one more reason I rule.
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 17, 2004 15:48:47 GMT -5
NICK: "ssssssss That will be 2$, please. ssssssss."  OR MAYBE ARE YOU:  This skill of yours will be very beneficial in the future when you are not laughing about the sex. Or for turning the light switch on and off. |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 17, 2004 15:58:30 GMT -5
This skill of yours will be very beneficial in the future when you are not laughing about the sex. Or for turning the light switch on and off. My tongue is not so much long, as it is quick and amazing. It is like a snake in speed and agility. I figure I could shake somebody's hand with it...they would be shocked, and I would have to scrub my tongue, but that's how it goes. Approximate(exactish) length it sticks out of my mouth: |-----------------------------------| I guess it's not so big, I measured it for accuracy, I am one sick fuck. Also, I don't laugh at sex! I just disagree with alot of the reasons people have sex. They suck at life, sex is fine and I don't laugh at it. That man on the bottom scares my 16 year old self... take him away!!! (the length of my tongue is somewhat distorted by large print on this board... if this was in the size that it shows when I am posting, it would be accurate, my tongue is not as long as it appears there, thank you) |
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Post by Macha on Jun 17, 2004 21:57:26 GMT -5
My tongue is not so much long, as it is quick and amazing You will make girls very happy one day with that amazingness. If there is one underage tongue I am going to fantasize about it will be Stink's's's. Wow, I am getting old. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 17, 2004 22:07:35 GMT -5
oh man, with your tongue and your brother's dick....you guys combine forces and you'd be an unstoppable sex machine.
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Post by Macha on Jun 17, 2004 22:21:46 GMT -5
Ok I couldn't remember what thread it was in but here are the standings so far:
PETE:610
Macha: 576
El: 461
2: 417
Julie: 394 - - still sandwiched
Warren: 388
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 17, 2004 22:32:54 GMT -5
Ok I couldn't remember what thread it was in but here are the standings so far: PETE:610 Macha: 576 El: 461 2: 417 Julie: 394 - - still sandwiched Warren: 388 I am on top of Cal AND Warren....no more chinese finger trap! yea yeah!  |
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Post by unlimited on Jun 17, 2004 22:42:13 GMT -5
why do i feel like shes about thisclose to having camel toe?
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Post by Cheese on Jun 17, 2004 23:14:44 GMT -5
That woman has the scariest shape ever. Her hips and ass look like... scary and what's up with her boobs? Fold and stuff much? Sorry, Its the thought that counts...
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 17, 2004 23:40:00 GMT -5
Aimee had a dream that I told her to stop touching me so much.
Dream Warren is an asshole.
The album Buffalo Springfield Again is greater than memory served.
The song Buffalo Springfield Again on a later Neil Young album is not as good. As in, pretty terrible in comparison.
Dream Warren listens to Buffalo Springfield Again.
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Post by 2Short on Jun 18, 2004 1:28:57 GMT -5
I doubt that woman is Russian.
I find that when my balls itch, pinching them and rolling the skin gets rid of the itch much better than actually scratching them.
"Pinching your balls" will never replace "scratching your nuts."
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 18, 2004 1:37:57 GMT -5
ah, nuts.
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Post by 2Short on Jun 18, 2004 2:18:51 GMT -5
Whenever I meet a new person that I like (in general, not in terms of a girlfriend) I try to keep my expectations of them low, that way I don't end up disliking then. As time passes the expectations rise and unfalteringly they disappoint me in a huge way, and then I end up hating them. But I was the one that let my expectations of them rise, so in the end I really just end up hating myself.
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