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Post by 2Short on Jun 20, 2004 1:41:55 GMT -5
no one knows for sure how the fuck big it is but CAL! I bet its small. Really small. |
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Post by noshit on Jun 20, 2004 1:42:40 GMT -5
you always seem to make me fucking laugh.. when i dont want too!
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 20, 2004 1:49:54 GMT -5
No EFFIN' Shit brings up some good points.
Shit has definitely gotten lackadaisical up in this.
Lack-ah-mothafuckin'-daisical.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 20, 2004 1:53:31 GMT -5
What do you do when you have diarrhea when you are in a public place like a restaurant where they have a bathroom attendant?? (Please note that crapping in a public toliet is one of the things I dread the most - I refuse to do it unless there is no alternative but crapping my pants). I usually have to wait until I am home in my own bathroom to go.
Anyway, do you tip her each time of you go in? At first I only thought it was a one time deal so I tipped - but I had to go a few times during the course of the nite...do you tip each time? or only when it smells? Thoughts?
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 20, 2004 2:05:20 GMT -5
I've never had to deal with that, and quite frankly, the idea of paying somebody for me to shit isn't nice.
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Post by 2Short on Jun 20, 2004 2:30:49 GMT -5
I'm going to see how long I can go without jerking off. Its been eight days so far.
I wish I had thought of the line "I've seen fucking turn into making love, and then back to fucking." before tony Hoagland had. that line just really punches you right in the stomach.
If the future president institutes the draft and I get drafted, I will have no problem killing someone, which is why I hope I don't get drafted, because I'm not sure how that's marked on my spiritual slate.
Canada is for pussies.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 20, 2004 18:04:37 GMT -5
okay... double fucking post.. i just realized how shitty this board is getting.. maybe not just now.. but lately.. im disappointed.. and maybe y'all dont care.. but neither do i.. i need to say this.. im in a "i hate everyone" mood so deal.. or dont read this.. im sick of looking at nasty dicks and vaginas.. and tongue. im sick of hearing how "predigious cals cock is" and no one knows for sure how the fuck big it is but CAL! so lets not talk about Cals dick anymore!!!! cause if i was Cal, id be sick of hearing the shit! but thats just me.. and im NOT Cal. im tired of teenagers and dumb lame ass posts.. and im tired of lesbians/gays thinking its soooooooooo fucking cool to be gay! first off.. i have NO problem with them, but get off the high horse like the world owes you something! cause we fucking dont.. i remember when id want to come to this board.. but its been a long time.. no one fucking cares about my opinion.. and shouldnt.. so thats why im posting.. but im sorry.. wait.. NO IM NOT.. i shouldnt be sorry.. fucking deal with it.. this is me.. like it or fucking not... im tired of dumb threads.. and people who like to spam for the sake of a post count.. how fucking lame is that?! can someone answer me that?! i want the MOTTS back.. those were the fun days.. but fuck me.. im out... what the fuck are you talking about? if your sense of humor is on such a fucking pedestal, why don't you create some intelligent threads? I haven't seen you post an original thought on here, Julianna. All you do is agree with people or go "LOL". It's very Holly. why don't you try CREATING a thread for once and then we can all judge YOU, instead of hating on other people's posts, when you don't ever post a single original idea of your own. so I like to talk about Cal's dick. so fuckin what. lighten up. |
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Post by censored on Jun 20, 2004 19:18:04 GMT -5
Cals cock is of no importance to me.
Thank you. That is all.
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Post by Macha on Jun 20, 2004 19:56:44 GMT -5
what the fuck are you talking about? if your sense of humor is on such a fucking pedestal, why don't you create some intelligent threads? I haven't seen you post an original thought on here, Julianna. All you do is agree with people or go "LOL". It's very Holly. why don't you try CREATING a thread for once and then we can all judge YOU, instead of hating on other people's posts, when you don't ever post a single original idea of your own. so I like to talk about Cal's dick. so fuckin what. lighten up. :oBURRNNN  |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 20, 2004 20:58:23 GMT -5
what should I have for dinner? I have no money and no food in the house, so the only choices are baked beans or spaghetti. or baked beans AND spaghetti? (but on separate plates)...choices....
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Post by Julie on Jun 20, 2004 20:59:39 GMT -5
I am thining I didnt realize things were going so badly. I thought shit was coo', yo. As someone said, thigns have its ups and downs for everyone, so maybe some of you are in a 'down' right now. I'm sorry to hear it and hope you are 'up' again soon. Until then, shut the fuck up.
I'd rather play hurk than go to work. Censored, you feeling the excitement flee from your 'new' job? I am at the point now (after three days, mind you) that I would like to go up in that bitch with an AK. Or perhaps a nine in my right, a 45 in my otha hand. We shall see what transpires.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 20, 2004 21:06:08 GMT -5
I'd rather play hurk than go to work. Censored, you feeling the excitement flee from your 'new' job? I am at the point now (after three days, mind you) that I would like to go up in that bitch with an AK. Or perhaps a nine in my right, a 45 in my otha hand. We shall see what transpires. What is "hurk"? I've never heard that before. |
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Post by Julie on Jun 20, 2004 21:06:48 GMT -5
I dont know, but its got to be better than work.
Thank you, El.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 20, 2004 21:08:18 GMT -5
I love that I am now referred to by a Spanish pronoun.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 20, 2004 23:34:30 GMT -5
Right now I am watching "History of Sex" on the History channel. Did you know that the Catholic Church once condoned prostitution? They have some interesting morals, that church. Condone prostitution and pedophilia, but object to birth control. hmmm....
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