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Post by Macha on Jun 22, 2004 21:01:27 GMT -5
New Page.............
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Post by unlimited on Jun 22, 2004 21:30:02 GMT -5
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Post by Macha on Jun 22, 2004 23:52:05 GMT -5
Ok, not to re-hash the past (aprox. 5 hours ago) but I'm glad LL decided to be the bigger person in this issue.
It's over and done with...but where are all the mushy 'i'm sorry i said so-and-so's and i'm sorry too's"?
That's how it's supposed to go, right?
Now fucking DO IT. You heard me, DO IT. Do it.
DO IT.
Gosh, I'm fucking tired....
*yawn*
I know, now you can stick something in my mouth.
And it better not be 9.501".
Goodnight fuckers.
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Post by pete on Jun 22, 2004 23:55:43 GMT -5
you know, someone could just quote oen of those long ones. how nice woudl that be. (thinking bad things)  |
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 23, 2004 0:51:24 GMT -5
I have been in the worst of moods since last night.
I'm better now. Yay.
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Post by Cheese on Jun 23, 2004 1:36:18 GMT -5
I had make up on early. But I finally washed it off. I feel clean now. How do you stand to wear make up ALL day?
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 23, 2004 6:33:59 GMT -5
Cal made me!!
He first put me in a scenario in which I had two options, one of which involved fucking a sedated horse. The other... I refuse to aknowledge. I chose that I would fuck a sedated horse rather than face the other option.
He then asked me what song would be playing.
Too easy drill sergeant: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 23, 2004 10:12:30 GMT -5
New Page............. Ass........... Scrolling over sucks, especially when done purposely with overusage of ellipses, and Nondylan will kill you if he ever returns. The funny thing was, I started doing the math in my head to figure out how many posts I would have to make to get it to the next page. (Let's see. 314 replies divided by 15 posts per page=I have no life if I am figuring this out.) |
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Post by Julie on Jun 23, 2004 18:26:19 GMT -5
I had fried spam tonight. Actually, I had a bite of fried spam, the rest was disposed of in the disposal. Who can eat spam fried? It tastes, literally, like crunchy shit. I wont be trying that again. I hate when people's response to something tasting like 'piss' or 'shit' is 'ooh, how would you know? Have you ever eaten shit before?' Beause, that is a stupid question, and yes, I have.
I wish my name were prettier.
I do not intend to apologize to anyone. Because, I did no wrong. I did enjoy the Starsky and Hutchness.
My parent's were asked to switch me to a new daycare when, at age 5, I called Jimmy Nichols a 'pussy.' My parents obliged.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 23, 2004 18:32:26 GMT -5
I had fried spam tonight. Actually, I had a bite of fried spam, the rest was disposed of in the disposal. Who can eat spam fried? It tastes, literally, like crunchy shit. I wont be trying that again. I hate when people's response to something tasting like 'piss' or 'shit' is 'ooh, how would you know? Have you ever eaten shit before?' Beause, that is a stupid question, and yes, I have. I wish my name were prettier. I do not intend to apologize to anyone. Because, I did no wrong. I did enjoy the Starsky and Hutchness. My parent's were asked to switch me to a new daycare when, at age 5, I called Jimmy Nichols a 'pussy.' My parents obliged. I love your randomness. Can I just take a moment to stroke your ego? and then your lady parts?....ok there, done. Your name is very pretty, Julie. I honestly love that name, and would have named my kid that if it hadn't been for this bitch Julie my junior year of high school. She came from an elite private school, enticed my friends with after-school manicure and shopping trips, then convinced them I was not fit for their social circle, and they dumped me. She actually said those words to my face. However, I had my payback the next year when she hooked up with the guy she'd had a crush on, and he told everyone she peed on him. ah, karma's a bitch, aint it? |
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Post by Julie on Jun 23, 2004 18:42:17 GMT -5
Shouldve spent less time on the Eggo and more on the lady parts. I am left feeling unfulfilled. Thanks, El.
Prepare for a doozy: I had a group of friends in elementary and middle school, I knew these four people the majority of my life and enjoyed their company. One day at lunch in middle school, I would say about mid-7th grade, one of them, Annette, opened my soda before I was ready to drink it. They knew I ate all my lunch, THEN, and ONLY THEN, did I drink my soda. I didnt open it until it was time to drink it because I didnt want it to get all na-na, plus, we ate outside and it was sususceptible to bugs if it was opened. She opened it, pissed me off, and I never sat with them or spoke to them again.
I was told very recently that due to a 'medical condition' I may not be able to have children later in life. This makes me so sad, were I a cryer, I would cry.
I have about 20 towels. Full sized towels. I shower once a day and live alone. Why do I have such a cumbersome amount of towels? This just means I will have to pack them up when it is time to move. I think I will just throw them away and start new. They are all white. I am an asylum.
I dont like pop-ups that say 'Hate Pop-ups?' It confuses me and makes me feel momentarily weak.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 23, 2004 18:48:16 GMT -5
I have about 20 towels. Full sized towels. I shower once a day and live alone. Why do I have such a cumbersome amount of towels? This just means I will have to pack them up when it is time to move. I think I will just throw them away and start new. They are all white. I am an asylum.. no don't throw them away! how convenient that i need towels. I only have 5. and I use them for things other than showering. I'm a mess. well, I have to use 2 at once when I shower, because I hate standing around drying myself off while my hair drips down. totally defeats the purpose. So i use one for my hair as well. always use to bug me on family trips that in hotels I was only allowed to use one towel. and not a normal-size towel, but one that didnt even cover my ass. whats the deal? why cant hotels spare some fuckin towels? why must I stand half-naked and dripping, trying to dry my hair with a face cloth? thats just madness! |
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Post by Julie on Jun 23, 2004 19:50:09 GMT -5
I have the towel turban thingy 'as seen on TV' for my hair. It doesnt work well. It usually gets knotted in my head, but whatever.
I dont know if any of you still have these little fascinating pieces of wonder, but I have and love Koosh Balls. I was playing with my purple and black one earlier and I had one of the Koosh stringy things in between my teeth, playing with it, and the bitch broke off. I had a moment of panic, thinking I would never be able to remove this Koosh string from my face. Not to worry, I got it out.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 23, 2004 20:42:59 GMT -5
For those of you who would like to meet my family. Here we are, for your enjoyment:  Fuck you all who thinks that isn't us. It is. We are identical, only different heights. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 23, 2004 21:20:48 GMT -5
is that Joe, the little one? I love that one! even though I havent met him. but the idea of you guys having an 11 year old brother is still too cute.
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