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Post by Stinkfist on Jun 28, 2004 15:14:06 GMT -5
i changed my sig today :x and im on a posting rampage. watch out!
-stink
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Post by Julie on Jun 28, 2004 15:53:51 GMT -5
I hear it is more sanitary for girls (and maybe boys, too) to wipe from front to back, but that is a pain in the izz-ass. I cannot contort myself into that kind of shape on the toilet.
I hate it when there is a smell in my apartment and someone comes over, because you KNOW they smell it and you KNOW they think it is you. There is no way to remove the smell except to mask it. I am not a smelly person, but sometimes things just smell. Like sometimes the garbage smells even though I sanitize and take the trash out. Occasionally the dishes in the sink smell or the food I just cooked smells, but I will just forever be known to them as the 'smelly girl.' That sucks.
I like changing my signature, it keeps things interesting, Tyler.
Speaking of Tyler, I went to Olive Garden recently (even though I am lactose intolerant and have no business around mass quantities of cheese in a noodle) and when we got our bill, it said that we had 'Server005: Tyler Durden.' Real? Not real? I should have asked.
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Post by censored on Jun 28, 2004 23:37:56 GMT -5
Tonight I had to clean up a grown mans vomit. About 6 people came in and sat down, all guys. They ordered pizza and drinks...I served as directed. Once everyone was done and I walked over to hand them there check the head guy says, "oh, my friend threw up...he ate too fast. Everything was really great though". Gee, thanks friend. I had already felt sick previous to the vomit update...but now I felt worse/faint. I wait for them to leave to check out the half processed food. I look around the table and I dont see anything. I then spot a dish with a half of a piece of pizza and oatmeal all around it. I spotted the prize. I gaged. I had to clean this shit. I ended up throwing away the dish and lisol/free-breezing everything. How do you just puke, get up, and leave? I wanted to boil my hands in the sauce pot.
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Post by Cheese on Jun 29, 2004 0:59:37 GMT -5
I like changing my signature, it keeps things interesting, Tyler. Speaking of Tyler, I went to Olive Garden recently (even though I am lactose intolerant and have no business around mass quantities of cheese in a noodle) and when we got our bill, it said that we had 'Server005: Tyler Durden.' Real? Not real? I should have asked. That is scary. I think I would ask to know what was in the Clam Chowder. |
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 29, 2004 3:21:49 GMT -5
Dude, if you don't post more I'm going to shoot you in the foot. You crack me up. I love your sig now. I used to quote that very thing from Wayne's World about my own state.
My air conditioner is making a really weird sound all of a sudden. How do you know if it needs frion or something? How the hell do you spell frion? That does not look right.
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 29, 2004 9:48:39 GMT -5
I hit something on my keyboard that makes this entire site, and all my internet viewing 5 times it's normal size. I don't know how to fix it, or what to push to reverse it. It's a scroll-hater's nightmare.
Does anyone else get shocked by their car door everytime you go to open it? To avoid the shock, I smack it first.
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Post by Macha on Jun 29, 2004 11:04:36 GMT -5
if you have a rolly mouse...hit CTL and roll the roller down.
I do the same thing occasionally.
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Post by unlimited on Jun 29, 2004 12:34:07 GMT -5
haha i tried that just to see what it would do, but i scrolled up instead and now I have teeny tiiiiiny letters.... kinda cute, kinda not
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Post by Cheese on Jun 29, 2004 16:08:16 GMT -5
i could play scrolly sizes for many minutes... *scrolls up and down*
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Post by Julie on Jun 29, 2004 17:53:54 GMT -5
G-d bless you, Macha for telling us that. I always end up in some kind of tiny/giant font hell because it gets that way and I have no way of knowing how to get it back. I can now adjust my font size to my liking. Thank you.
My friends from back home call me all the time to go 'do' things when I get back in town, so when I get 'home' I never get to see my mom or family. I currently have dinner and night plans for Friday; I have lunch, dinner and night plans for Saturday, and breakfast and dinner plans on Sunday. How does this happen? It's only Tuesday.
I got Requeim for a Dream (which I call 'Dream for Raheim'), Eddie Izzard:Dress to Kill and LOTR: Towers and a King today from Netflix. I cannot wait to get ta watchin'.
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Post by Cheese on Jun 30, 2004 2:48:35 GMT -5
I heart Eddie Izzard... if only someone had a DVD burner... .... ....
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Post by Macha on Jun 30, 2004 16:25:09 GMT -5
I heart Eddie Izzard... if only someone had a DVD burner... .... .... But do you have a flag? |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 30, 2004 19:22:38 GMT -5
Just watched my TiVoed episode of Joe Schmo 2 on Spike TV...is anyone else watching this shit or am I the only loser? It is f'ing hysterical!!!
Oh yeah, I'm also thinking I have a hang nail and it hurts when I type. ouch.
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Post by unlimited on Jun 30, 2004 22:24:13 GMT -5
I cant help but laugh at the red sox  |
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 30, 2004 22:38:41 GMT -5
I cant help but laugh at the red sox I laugh right along with you!!!! |
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