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Post by Cheese on Jun 2, 2004 15:10:36 GMT -5
I really want to see if I could fuck a sleeping girl without waking her up. That reminded me of Cabin Fever when Rider Strong tried to finger this girl and it ended up being a bloody hole in her leg... that movie was f-ed up. But funny. and the director was hot. My dog has the WORST gas I've ever encountered. She could clear a crowed room in about 2.5 seconds. Stupid 'large breed' dog food |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 2, 2004 15:14:25 GMT -5
well, here is a update for you on the cookie situation. I finally decided that 2 cookies couldn't hurt me. there are 2 packages left on the table. There is a meeting with all these important suits, and I get up to stock the fridge so they all have cold Cokes and whatever the hell, and as I am stocking I see one of them pick up a pack. they all go into the board room, but as I am lining up the sodas at the last minute I hear one particularly greedy fucker go, "mmm cookies!" and lunge for the last package. Fucker took my cookies! I am sad.  |
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Post by Macha on Jun 2, 2004 17:53:52 GMT -5
I absolutely love separating things. Putting them in to neat little piles is bliss for me.
I do this to my clothes after I pick up the heap on the floor that has been sitting there for a while.
It takes TONS of motivation, but putting clothes away is quite fun because my closet is extremely organized with the dress clothes on one side winter/summer order. Tank tops other side, dress pants, jeans, capri’s, t-shirts that I don't want to fold...they all have to be facing the same way, too.
Give me a stack of papers and I will organize the shit out of it...Give me a list of names and I will alphabetize it while singing a little tune.
Books are alphabetized by author/series and they are in height order. Chiropractic books are in height order and volume order.
My computer desk is messy and filthy and full of crap. Why is this??
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Post by 2Short on Jun 2, 2004 20:16:09 GMT -5
Where the fuck is Pink Pants?!
Its impossible to write a poem about receiving oral sex without sounding like a teenage perv. I was going to attempt it, but it could only fail.
If I was a white slave owner back in the day, I don't think that I would have fucked any of my female slaves.
Seeing how I left myself open for countless jokes there, I wouldn't fuck any of my male slaves either.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 2, 2004 20:41:34 GMT -5
Where the fuck is Pink Pants?! . what if she died? we would never know, would we, seeing as she's in England and all. I think there should be a thread where you check out if you're gonna leave for a few days, just so we don't sit around wondering if someone killed you. WHAT? not even Levar Burton?  |
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Post by Cheese on Jun 2, 2004 23:19:41 GMT -5
Kunta Kinte? or was it Toby?
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Post by Julie on Jun 3, 2004 13:55:12 GMT -5
This is the only form of Lavar Burton I would sleep with:  GAWD, those lips!! |
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Post by Macha on Jun 3, 2004 15:10:48 GMT -5
If I say the word tattoo or tattoo's or tattoos one more time in my head, I am going to scream.
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 3, 2004 15:40:54 GMT -5
tattoos.
And while we're at it:
toast
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Post by pete on Jun 3, 2004 15:50:45 GMT -5
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Post by Julie on Jun 3, 2004 15:50:55 GMT -5
My parents treat their dogs like people. One is three years old and one is one year old. These dogs have more medications than your average Cancer patient. My mom picked up my perscriptions from Walgreens the other day and simply said 'I got two bottles, they are on the counter.' I come in town last night (because the medicine she brought all the way down to me sucked!)and I take my medicine. I get up this morning, and I take my medicine, at 3:00 PM, I take my medicine. My mom calls me and says 'I'm so sorry, I forgot to bring your pills out of the car, you have been without medicine this whole time! I am leaving work now to bring it to you.' My mind whirrs. I rush to the counter where 'my' medicine lies, and to my HORROR, I have been taking pills labeled 'Savannah (Canine)' from Banfield: The Pet Hospital. I am thinking how very unfortunate for me.
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Post by Cheese on Jun 3, 2004 16:32:16 GMT -5
That can't be safe... ....
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Post by Macha on Jun 3, 2004 17:24:10 GMT -5
This is the only form of Lavar Burton I would sleep with: GAWD, those lips!! Calm down Julie. Cold shower. I have kissed a few guys with big lips...not THAT big, but big enough and the only thing pleasurable about it is nibbling on them. Unless you have lips like a big black woman you are ok... otherwise they end up kissing your top lip and chin the whole time. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 3, 2004 19:16:48 GMT -5
My parents treat their dogs like people. One is three years old and one is one year old. These dogs have more medications than your average Cancer patient. My mom picked up my perscriptions from Walgreens the other day and simply said 'I got two bottles, they are on the counter.' I come in town last night (because the medicine she brought all the way down to me sucked!)and I take my medicine. I get up this morning, and I take my medicine, at 3:00 PM, I take my medicine. My mom calls me and says 'I'm so sorry, I forgot to bring your pills out of the car, you have been without medicine this whole time! I am leaving work now to bring it to you.' My mind whirrs. I rush to the counter where 'my' medicine lies, and to my HORROR, I have been taking pills labeled 'Savannah (Canine)' from Banfield: The Pet Hospital. I am thinking how very unfortunate for me. whoa! what were the side effects you experienced? go get the ball, Julie! go get it! |
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Post by 2Short on Jun 3, 2004 20:41:18 GMT -5
I don't mind helping everybody out with this: if a tree falls in the woods and theres nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Yes.
Proof? Deaf people can talk to themselves when they are alone. They can't hear it, but by feeling their throat they can be sure they are making sounds.
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