|
|
Post by Macha on Jun 5, 2004 3:11:38 GMT -5
I think men, as hairy, and dangly as they are are the most beautiful creatures on this planet.
I never learned how to type 'properly' (no, not grammatically) with all fingers on the key board.
Therefore I type with 4 fingers and I do just fine.
Both index and ring on both hands, some thumb for some spacing, and some middle on my left hand. My friends are amazed.
It is also harder to type in the dark which I am doing right now due to excessive alchohol consumption and my eyes will burn if I turn on the light.
Backspace is my bitch.
|
|
|
|
Post by noshit on Jun 5, 2004 4:09:53 GMT -5
i think i need to make up my mind about shit! LOL.. i dont know. pretty confused sometimes about what the fuck it is i want out of life... yeah... im going through some shit..
|
|
|
|
Post by Macha on Jun 5, 2004 16:01:56 GMT -5
It's funny how everyone becomes a minor leauge doctor when it come to 'back pain'. A friend of mine had this long LJ entry on how she was in so much pain and she went to a chiropractor blah blah blah.
She has over 20 comments from people saying shit about chiropractors and shit about back pain and all these remedies which half of them don't work.
What I want to know is why in the world would people want to help something they know nothing about?
If I were to go into surgery for a broken arm, I would definiately not have 20 people commenting on how there are 'other ways around that' and 'check the credentials of the surgeon'.
|
|
|
|
Post by 2Short on Jun 5, 2004 18:25:00 GMT -5
If I were to go into surgery for a broken arm, I would definiately not have 20 people commenting on how there are 'other ways around that' and 'check the credentials of the surgeon'. You should skip the doctor and put Neosporin on it. Take my advice. |
|
|
|
Post by Julie on Jun 5, 2004 19:49:08 GMT -5
Are you there, God? It's me, Julie. God, damn Kyle for me, please. He has hurt me twice more than he should have. He deserves damning...Please smite him when you have a free moment. Thank you.
I got a call from Publisher's Clearing House informing me I am in the drawing. If I win, I will send you all a trinket from Florida. It will most likely be a very cheap trinket, as I will need to buy aobut 20 of them. 20 trinkets at $2 a pop is already $40. Whoa, that added up quick. I will only send those of you I like a trinket. I am thinking one of those plastic key chains in the shape of the state with neon lettering spelling out 'FLORIDA' and it will most likely have pictures of oranges and beachballs on it. Because that is all we have here.
|
|
|
|
Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 5, 2004 20:27:14 GMT -5
Are you there, God? It's me, Julie. I got a call from Publisher's Clearing House informing me I am in the drawing. If I win, I will send you all a trinket from Florida. It will most likely be a very cheap trinket, as I will need to buy aobut 20 of them. 20 trinkets at $2 a pop is already $40. Whoa, that added up quick. I will only send those of you I like a trinket. I am thinking one of those plastic key chains in the shape of the state with neon lettering spelling out 'FLORIDA' and it will most likely have pictures of oranges and beachballs on it. Because that is all we have here. Would I also get a small ($)2 trinket?? I thought I was more important than that!!! While I was washing a pan in my sink today, Cal came up behind me and attempted to ass-rape me; he attempted this for about 15 full seconds, it was rather uncomfortable. |
|
|
|
Post by NonDylan on Jun 5, 2004 20:33:17 GMT -5
Nick doesn't live in America. |
|
|
|
Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 5, 2004 23:41:48 GMT -5
Nick doesn't live in America. I fixed it... but fuck that! I don't say "dollars two..." I say "two dollars". Fuck the American way! |
|
|
|
Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 5, 2004 23:50:50 GMT -5
I am thinking I need sex soon or I am gonna explode.
|
|
|
|
Post by Julie on Jun 6, 2004 0:17:54 GMT -5
I am thinking you all are quite the 'sexed' bunch of people...'Penis Thread' 'Pussy Thread' 'Masturbation Thread'...I feel these are all direct attmpts at making me feel like an outcast. Thanks Guys!
I have found that, for myself, there is no lady-like way to eat waffle fries, dill pickles or a wrap of any kind.
I got some vitamins and the directions say to take six a day. Who has time for this? I will be taking them all at once.
|
|
|
|
Post by sonshine76 on Jun 6, 2004 0:33:56 GMT -5
Julie, just make sure the bottle says vitamins for people, please. I don't want to have to worry about you taking dog vitamins. Little dog vitamins or not. I'm sure they're not for you. I was going to make you post in the I'm not dead yet thread for a few days to make sure you were alright.
I am not one of those people who can't take a pill. I'm not too fond of the horse pills, but I'll take whatever is needed for whatever ailment I have. This being said, I hate taking vitamins. I tried to be a good citizen and take them on a daily basis, but I always end up forgetting 3 days out of 7. They also make me feel like I'm going to vomit 10 minutes after taking them, and I'm not fond of the color pee I have resulting from vitamin taking. Maybe I'm not human.
|
|
|
|
Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 6, 2004 0:45:30 GMT -5
Sorry Julie...I am not sex-crazed by any means - it's just that when you have no idea when it's gonna happen next (or ever again), you tend to focus on it WAY TO MUCH!!
I am also thinking I have a terrible craving for cheese fries and gravy (yum). Also, on a more serious note, it's sad that Ronald Reagan died today.
|
|
|
|
Post by sonshine76 on Jun 6, 2004 1:40:08 GMT -5
I bring up morbid topics (what would people do at my funeral, how would you guys know if I died) but it's good to know you think the same crazy thoughts. L, I thought that was hilarious when you wrote that you should give your parents a funeral contact list, because I thought the same thing. What if I was in a coma? Would my mom know who my friends were? Did somebody make me look good while I was out? Can you do my hair or something please?
I also rarely spit my scalding hot food out of my mouth. Instead, I breathe furiously in and out to cool it down inside my mouth. Do I not want to waste a bite or what? It's great that I don't waste food but I can't taste or enjoy anything for the following 2 days.
Let's see... topic/ author
masturbation thread- nondylan
penis thread- nondylan
69th post thread- nondylan
sexxx thread- macha
what do you prefer- macha
what not popular porking...- macha
ass sex thread- LTrain
|
|
|
|
Post by NonDylan on Jun 6, 2004 2:31:01 GMT -5
I'm obsessed with sex and fuck and ass and tit and cum dumpster.
|
|
|
|
Post by 2Short on Jun 6, 2004 3:14:50 GMT -5
and meat curtains.
I have bad sunburn. Tomorrow I plan on standing still naked a lot, not letting anybody touch me.
I need chocolate. I blame my period.
|
|
