LYRICS

[ILaughAtSex]

Macha said:

Well, I sung said song on Friday for the first time in public.

I killed!

-anyone with ears!

The best line in any song ever:
"I heard about sex but not enough"

It means alot to me especially, as I have heard about sex but not enough. In fact, all I have heard is that sex isn't as funny as I think it is.

[ILaughAtSex]

These are two of my favorite songs.

I only recently heard this one, but it quickly became one of my favorites:

A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade
laying everybody low with a lovesong that he made
finds a streetlight steps out of the shade
says something like you and me babe how about it?

Juliet says hey it's Romeo you nearly gave me a heart attack
he's underneath the window she's singing hey la my boyfriend's back
you shoudn't come around here singing up at people like that
anyway what you gonna do about it?

Juliet the dice were loaded from the start
and I bet and you exploded in my heart
and I forget I forget the movie song
when you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong, Juliet?

Come up on different streets they both were streets of shame
both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same
and I dream your dream for you and now your dream is real
how can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals?

Well you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold
you can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold
you promised me everything you promised me thick and thin yeah
now you just say oh Romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him

Juliet when we made love you used to cry
you said I love you like the stars above I'll love you till I die
there's a place for us you know the movie song
when you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong, Juliet?

I can't do the talk like the talk on the tv
and I can't do a love song like the way its meant to be
I can't do everything but I'd do anything for you
can't do anything except be in love with you

And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
all I do is keep the beat the bad company
all I do is kiss you through the bars of Orion
Julie I'd do the stars with you any time

Juliet when we made love you used to cry
you said I love you like the stars above Ill love you till I die
there's a place for us you know the movie song
when you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong, Juliet?

And a lovestruck romeo sings the streets a serenade
laying everybody low with a lovesong that he made
finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
says something like you and me babe how about it?
you and me babe how about it?

Then there's:

Oh, my love
My darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
God speed your love to me
Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea
To the open arms of the sea
Lonely rivers sigh wait for me, wait for me
I'll be coming home wait for me
Oh, my love
My darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
God speed your love to me

The Righteous Brothers' version is so much better than Elvis' version. I also heard Clay Aiken tried to sing this song... is nothing sacred?The most talented voice I have ever heard sings this song... I'm talking about the black gentleman.

[NonDylan]

It's about good gal dern time we got some Flaming Lips lyrics up here. I mean DAMN!

The Spiderbite Song

When you got that spiderbite on your hand
I thought we would have to break up the band
To lose your arm would surely upset your brain
The poison then could reach your heart from a vein

I was glad that it didn't destroy you
How sad that would be
'Cause if it destroyed you
It would destroy me

When you had that accident in your car
That whole thing just really seemed too bizarre
Dodging holes and telephone poles through the dash
A million to one that you could survive such a crash

I was glad that it didn't destroy you
How sad that would be
'Cause if it destroyed you
It would destroy me

When you fell in love it was so sweet
So devoted, completely swept off your feet
Love is the greatest thing our heart can know
But the hole that it leaves in its absence can make you feel so low

I was glad that it didn't destroy you
How sad that would be
'Cause if it destroyed you
It would destroy me



Fuckin' print it.

[Julie]

Deireadh an Tuath

'Sí an ghealach,
mall san oíche.
'Sí an ghrian.
Fán liom go deo.

Hoireann

'Sí na Samhna,
tús na Bliain Úr.
'Sí an crann marbh.
Deireadh an tua.

Hoireann
Hoireann

My most favorite Flaming Lips song is:
She Don't Use Jelly

I know this girl who thinks of ghosts,
She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast.
She don't use butter.
She don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly, or any of these.
She uses Vasaline
Vasaline
Vasaline
Vasaline

I know a guy who goes to shows,
When he's at home an' he blows his nose,
He don't use tissues,
Or his sleeves,
He don't use napkins, or any of these.
He uses Magazines
Magazines
Magazines.
Magazines

I know a girl who reminds me of Cher,
She's always changin' the color of her hair,
She don't use nothin', You buy at the store,
She likes her hair to, be real orange
She uses Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines

[Macha]

Add It Up
by Violent Femmes

Day after day
I will walk and I will play
but the day after today
I will stop
and I will start
why can't I get just one kiss
why can't I get just one kiss
there may be something’s that I wouldn't miss
but I look at your pants and I need a kiss
why can't I get just one screw
why can't I get just one screw
believe me I know what to do
but something won't let me make love to you
why can't I get just one fuck
why can't I get just one fuck
I guess it's got something to do with luck
but I waited my whole life for just one
day after day
I get angry
and I will say
that the day
is in my sight
when I’ll take a bow
and say goodnight
oh ma mumma mamma mo ma mum
have you kept your eye, your eye on your son
I know you’ve had problems, you’re not the only one
When your sugar left, he left you on the run
oh ma mumma mumma mo ma mum
take a look now at what your boy has done
he’s walking around like he’s number one
went downtown and you got him a gun
so don’t shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me
don’t shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me
you know you’ve got my sympathy
but don’t shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me
don’t shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me
don’t shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me
you know you’ve got my sympathy
but don’t shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me
going down the kitchen at the top of the stairs
can I mix in with your affairs
share a smoke, make a joke
grasp and reach for a leg of hope
words to memorize, words hypnotize
words make my mouth exercise
words all failed the magic prize
nothing I can say when I’m in your thighs
oh ma mumma mo ma mo ma muther
I would love to love you lover
city is restless, it’s ready to pounce
here in your bedroom, ounce for ounce
oh ma mumma mumma mo ma muther
I would love to love you lover
the city is restless, it’s ready to pounce
here in your bedroom, ounce for ounce
I’ve given you, decision to make
things to lose, things to take
just as she’s about ready to cut it up
she says wait a minute honey, I’m gonna add it up
add it up…add it up…add it up…<br>day after day
I get angry
and I will say
that the day
is in my sight
when I’ll take a bow
and say goodnight

[pete]

Because, It's Midnite - Limozeen

Walking the streets
I've got a feelin'
This leather dove,
You'd better believe it
Waking up late
Sleep in the gutter
Breakin' the chains
You'd better cut me some!

Heart of a Lion
And the wings of a Bat
Because it's Midnite
Heart of a Lion
And the wings of a Bat
Because it's Midnite

Sunset strip, California
West Hollywood
I'm gonna warn you
Streets my soldiers
Takin' the bars
Bringin' the metal back to where it belongs!

-Of a Lion
And the wings of a Bat
Because it's Midnite
The Heart of a Lion
And the wings of a Bat
Because it's Midnite

(Solo)

Liquid 'n' Leather
In equal measure
Champagne glass
Mix 'em together
Sweet city sweat
Vampire hood
Crimson falls down
From the wings of a dove
Floating over the pavement
Guitars take flight
We're in that kind of band
Because it's Midnite!

Heart of a Lion
And the wings of a Bat
Because it's Midnite
(I've got the)
Heart of a Lion
And the wings of a Bat
Because it's Midnite

[sonshine76]

Macha said:

Add It Up
by Violent Femmes
blah blah blah...the lyrics go here...

Man, I haven't listened to the Violent Femmes in a while. Did you see in Reality Bites where Ethan Hawke sings Add It Up to Winona Ryder? Classic.

Actually, my favorite head bopping Femmes song is Blister In the Sun, which you should appreciate since it's about masturbating.

Masturbator.

Blister In the Sun
-Violent Femmes

When I'm out walkin' I strut my stuff man, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out
let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know you're the one
body and beats I stain my sheets I don't even know why
my girlfriend she's at the end she is starting to cry
let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know you're the one...

When I'm out walkin' I strut my stuff man I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out

body and beats I stain my sheets I don't even know why
my girlfriend she's at the end she is starting to cry

When I'm out walkin' I strut my stuff man I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out

let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know you're the one

[NonDylan]

It's not about masturbation.

It is not.

[Macha]

NonDylan said:

It's not about masturbation.

It is not.

SHHHHHHH...

let her think that, otherwise she'll be masturbaiting to oops I did it again.

We don't want that now, do we?

[Macha]

ILaughAtSex said:

Julie I'd do the stars with you any time

my prophecy still stands.

[ILaughAtSex]

Macha said:

my prophecy still stands.

Let me show you something...



Now just pretend that instead of that being about alcohol, that it's about sex.

Let's say Julie happened to be sitting here next to me, begging for the sex. I would point at her face and laugh coldheartedly. That's what I do. And seriously... who wouldn't be begging me for the sex??

That wasn't rhetorical... answer the fucking question.

[Macha]

GODSMACK - Serenity

As I sit here and slowly close my eyes
I take another deep breath
And feel the wind pass through my body
I'm the one in your soul
Reflecting inner light
Protect the ones who hold you
Cradling your inner child

I need serenity
In a place where I can hide
I need serenity
Nothing changes, days go by

Where do we go when we just don't know
And how do we relight the flame when it's cold
Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing
And when will we learn to control

Tragic visions slowly stole my life
Tore away everything
Cheating me out of my time
I'm the one who loves you
No matter wrong or right
And every day I hold you
I hold you with my inner child

I need serenity
In a place where I can hide
I need serenity
Nothing changes, days go by

Where do we go when we just don't know
And how do we relight the flame when it's cold
Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing
And when will we learn to control

Where do we go when we just don't know
And how do we relight the flame when it's cold
Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing
And when will we learn to control


(x-posted in my LJ...blow me bitches)

[sonshine76]

Macha said:

SHHHHHHH...

let her think that, otherwise she'll be masturbaiting to oops I did it again.

We don't want that now, do we?

Ok, smart ass, I found a website that had the meanings to a bunch of random songs, and I've compiled a list of themed masturbatable songs, none of which include Britney Spears.
Novice.
Uh....

"Turning Japanese", The Vapors ;D
This song was about masturbation, the term turning Japanese describing the act. It's about the faces that people make when they are having an orgasm. I heard this late one night on the radio during an 80's count down. If I remember correctly it was a recorded quote from the band. It's also common knowledge among many of my friends, who have heard this, also.

"She Bop", Cyndi Lauper
The song is about female masturbation. This is such a taboo subject and the song is quite a risque release. "They say I'd better stop, or I'll go blind," dervies from an old saying to stop women from pleasuring themselves!

Relax", Frankie Goes to Hollywood
I've heard from a lot of people that this song is either about masturbation or sex. Relax...when you wanna come is a pretty good sign of this.

"Blister In The Sun", Violent Femmes
This is yet ANOTHER song about masturbation. "Body and beats, I stain my sheets, I don't even know why. My girlfriend, she's at the end, she is starting to cry. Let me go on, like a blister in the sun. Let me go on, big hands-I know you're the one."

"Safety Dance", Men without Hats
This song is a metaphor for safe sex. Even the band's name appears to refer to sex without condoms.

"Come On Eileen", Dexy's Midnight Runners
This one's about Rowland's first-hand account of his changing feelings towards a childhood friend as they grow older together.

The masturbating comes from imagining him in those overalls like in the video.

"Sussudio", Phil Collins
Phil said in an interview that the title came from a guy who worked at the recording studio who had a stutter or speech impediment, so he couldn't say the word studio correctly...it came out sussudio.

I just think that's hilarious, if it's true. It makes me laugh just hard enough to make it into this category.

[pete]

sonshine76 said:

"Safety Dance", Men without Hats
This song is a metaphor for safe sex. Even the band's name appears to refer to sex without condoms.

what about the actaul dance?
and the sogn is about dancing!

so how can it be about sex?

[NonDylan]

sonshine76 said:

"Blister In The Sun", Violent Femmes
This is yet ANOTHER song about masturbation. "Body and beats, I stain my sheets, I don't even know why. My girlfriend, she's at the end, she is starting to cry. Let me go on, like a blister in the sun. Let me go on, big hands-I know you're the one."

I should feed you to 50 wolverines.

It's about how one guy in the band wished his hands were bigger, because a girl he had a crush on in high school made fun of his small hands.

Now quit trying to find excuses for your habitual masturbation.