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Post by Macha on May 25, 2004 22:33:12 GMT -5
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Post by Julie on May 25, 2004 22:37:02 GMT -5
A penile virgin who loves to control trouser snakes. How accurate!!
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Post by 2Short on May 25, 2004 22:52:04 GMT -5
I'm a strong salad buffet that likes to corner lions.
Wow. Its like they know me.
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Post by sonshine76 on May 25, 2004 23:21:43 GMT -5
I did it 3 times:
"You are a monumental sex god who loves to stroke buffalo."
...if by buffalo they mean my ass.
"You are a sexy pinup model who loves to corner penises."
...stick em up! Ha!
Bite me.
"You are a titgrabbing boytoy who loves to deflower ears."
...of corn, that is.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 26, 2004 0:35:35 GMT -5
"You are a masturbating sausage link who loves to megaFUCK Ed Cotch"... you know right away its a lie!!
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Post by censored on May 26, 2004 8:11:26 GMT -5
You are a stimulated pimp who loves to shrink football
malamutes.
mkay.
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Post by pete on May 26, 2004 13:50:48 GMT -5
" You are a flatulent virgin who loves to shrink birds."
they know me too well.
i wanna giev this another swing. this one is for Dane not me...
"You are a muscular raver fag who loves to philosophy with scarecrows.'
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on May 26, 2004 14:22:32 GMT -5
"You are a masturbating titan who loves to laugh at crotches."
How did it KNOW that?!
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Post by pete on May 26, 2004 14:53:29 GMT -5
im not done yet
"you are a biased rat who loves to dejuice giant tits"
"you are a macrophiliac bastard who loves to fuck Geemo!!!"
"you are a cock-heavy bitch who loves to infiltrate testes"
"you are a malignant felcher who loves to pull monster cocks"
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Post by LTrain06 on May 26, 2004 17:30:52 GMT -5
You are a busty fish stick who loves to eat hot bitches.
Damn! that is strangely true.
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Post by NonDylan on May 26, 2004 20:31:55 GMT -5
I think mine is the most true:
You are a diseased manwhore who loves to shrink feet.
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Post by Cheese on May 27, 2004 0:46:19 GMT -5
I am a questionable solesmear (wtf?) who loves to fistfuck lesbians. And we all know how true that is... wow did I just roast myself?
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Post by censored on May 27, 2004 1:33:00 GMT -5
You are a penile solesmear who loves to stomp animals.
Howd they know?
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Post by sonshine76 on May 27, 2004 13:41:00 GMT -5
"An oversexed Nintendo 64 who loves to bake coke junkies."
"A carcinogenic vixen who loves to conquer hooters."
Here is a little help for those who raised their right eyebrow at some of the words:
malamute: an Alaskan Eskimo people
: a sled dog of northern No. America.
corpulent: having a large bulky body.
Now, what the hell are hosecock boys, and what does microphillic mean?
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Post by Julie on May 27, 2004 14:07:02 GMT -5
I am sorry I am posting after you so much, but you are active today, as am I, so naturally, this is what happens. Since I have lost Too/2Short to post after, I have to cling to someone, yes?
Anywho, hosecock looks made up, but I think if we break down microphillic, we will see that 'micro' means small and 'phillic' usually has to do with sex, so I am assuming this is sex with a small person.
Reminded me of: Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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