What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[NonDylan]

I don't like doing shit.

I'll be getting an iPod for graduation, which is keen.

Tony Hoagland and Bob Hicok are badass motherfuckers first, poets second.

If I ever wrote and performed a song, it would revolutionize the universe.

String theory.

[LTrain06]

Macha said:

TooShort's pee-pee

YES. due to the sex thread, I am thinking about it now as well. and it's not a pee-pee, it's a fuckin boa constrictor.

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[Macha]

oh. my. god. It's a real contest.

[censored]

I wish my hair wasnt 20,000 feet long, because then Id have the ambition to actually wash it right now.

[Cheese]

censored said:

I wish my hair wasnt 20,000 feet long, because then Id have the ambition to actually wash it right now.

Wow I know that feeling! And I ran out of shampoo today... granted it would have been enough had I had a normal amount of hair.

But what I'm thinking about right now is if my teachers would just say "I'm just kidding about finals! Everybody get's an A because you guys ROCK!"

[censored]

Mommas meatloaf sure smells good. Mmmmmm.

I stabbed myself 4 times while saying that.

[pete]

why did the band orgy change their blue monday video in 1999. the original was so cool. the singer strangled himself with the cord of the microphone, but the new one sucks. the song is a remix and it has bits from the original video, but not that scene. i wanna see the old one from '97 or '98. that video was great,.

[Macha]

I am going to be here for a while reading these new posts.

[2Short]

I was up until 5:30 finishing a 23 page Education paper. I have a 4-5 page paper due tomorrow and I just don't want to do it.

I wonder how long after I finish my book will it take to get published and how popular will it become?

[Macha]

I feel bad abooot lying to my grandma.

But I am going to surprise her in NC for mothers day.

I still feel bad for lying.

[censored]

I just ate the meatloaf, and it was delicious!

2.5 pieces, represent! *raises roof*

[ILaughAtSex]

It should be a law that rapists have to use condoms.


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makes sense to me.

[Macha]

Why in the world am I watching Boy Meets World

Why isn't the Family Guy on

Is this pledge process ever going to be over?!

[LTrain06]

I love watching Cops.

I really have to freeze the ground beef I bought before it goes bad.

There's a weird smell in my fridge.

The guy on Cops is starting to cry.

I have the cutest nephew ever.

The guy on Cops' "lady friend' is busted.

[LTrain06]

why did I open this popsicle...where am I going to put it to type?

my thought processes are really not that complex.