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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 4, 2004 1:53:51 GMT -5
Am I an insomniac?? I often feel compelled to apologize for things that aren't my fault, and by often I mean all the time. Right now... RIGHT NOW, as you are reading this sentence somebody is getting ready to make the biggest decision of his(or her) life.... suicide.  |
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Post by LTrain06 on May 4, 2004 1:57:00 GMT -5
Right now I am watching some creepy Court TV show...and fantasizing about your brother's cock. HA!
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Post by ILaughAtSex on May 4, 2004 1:59:50 GMT -5
Yes... fantasizing about my brothers cock is quite a national pasttime. ...you know the name 2short doesnt really apply to his height so much...  |
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Post by LTrain06 on May 4, 2004 2:58:44 GMT -5
Yes... fantasizing about my brothers cock is quite a national pasttime. ...you know the name 2short doesnt really apply to his height so much... because whenever I see a small penis, I go, Damn thats way too short, it will never reach the ends of my uterus. |
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Post by Cheese on May 4, 2004 15:17:22 GMT -5
Failing Chem and Bio probably means I should start looking for another major besides WILDLIFE BIO. Shoot me in the fucking face!  |
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Post by pete on May 4, 2004 15:21:43 GMT -5
because whenever I see a small penis, I go, Damn thats way too short, it will never reach the ends of my uterus. too small for that tunnel. |
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Post by censored on May 4, 2004 15:39:05 GMT -5
So I just ate a Hostess cupcake. Ya know the ones with the squiggly line of frosting on top. Sure you do.
Thinking more about it, because I have so much time, I realized that it looks like a white pubic hair ontop of my chocolatey treat. It looks like an old man tea bagged my cupcake, or stuck his wrinkled white haired penis into the batter. Why just one squiggle? I think the cupcake industry has a sick mind.
Yum Yum
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Post by Macha on May 4, 2004 19:31:13 GMT -5
I don't want to go to the library!
DONT MAKE ME GO!!!!
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Post by Macha on May 4, 2004 21:16:17 GMT -5
I wanna piss on you
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Post by Julie on May 4, 2004 21:54:29 GMT -5
R Kelly? Dave Chappelle?
I would like the world to know, and by world, I mean you guys...poor 2short's cock gets way too much attention, I dont know if it is welcomed attention or not, but just for the books, I have never once thought of 2short's cock. Sorry if that disappoints some of you.
I am thinking tea sucks and is far too complicated for what it is.
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Post by Macha on May 5, 2004 6:55:13 GMT -5
Tea is easy, your brain is far too complicated to grasp the simplicity. It's ok, it happens to the best of us.
Why am I sitting at the computer at 8am when I am supposed to be getting ready for school. Don't I spend enough hours of my life on this thing, i need to use the waking hours too?
G-ddamn.
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Post by sonshine76 on May 5, 2004 8:28:18 GMT -5
I'm thinking this is my first post in the DC refugee board biotches!! Is 2Short's penis really 9.5"? Is it possible for your entire scalp to peel off from being burnt? I submit that it is. I want to be back in the Bahamas. <--this smiley is going to wrinkle prematurely in the brow region. |
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Post by Julie on May 5, 2004 14:29:00 GMT -5
I am thinking I wish I knew what the flaming fire means beside the threads, and what the compression looking symbol is by the 'sofa king we todd ed' thread is. I am a computer idiot, and I wish I wasnt.
I am a tea idiot, and I wish I wasnt
I am a boiled egg idiot, and I wish I wasnt.
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Post by Macha on May 5, 2004 15:20:04 GMT -5
I'm thinking this is my first post in the DC refugee board biotches!! Is 2Short's penis really 9.5"? WELCOME SONSHINE!!!!! Good to have ya here! And to answer that question...Yes, we think, but really don't care. |
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Post by Macha on May 5, 2004 15:25:33 GMT -5
I am thinking this is my 100th post.
WEST-SIIIIEEEEEEEED
yes, I spelled west sied. It sounded better. Bite me and my 100th post.
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