holly

[JubbaKing]

What do you have against Holly? I don't get it. She's always been a buddy to me. Very friendly and nice. What has she said or done to you guys? I'm just trying to understand this stuff.

[ILaughAtSex]

The Almighty Crotch frowns on Hollys existance.

[JubbaKing]

Give me a real answer.

[mandah]

who?

[PinkPants]

She's as annoying as fuck. She tries to pretend to be really nice to everyone but then as soon as an opportunity arises she doesn't hesitate to trash them. She's just an awful human being.

[sonshine76]

You will get a more clearcut (and shall I say bolder?) response from those who were banned, but this is what went down from what I gathered. I was away for the week after it happened so I didn't catch all of what was said or done because a great bulk of it was deleted in the meantime.

Holly was cool with everyone on here until the bannation went down. Instead of sticking by and supporting all of them, she defended Dane's actions and told everyone not involved to get over what happened and forget about the ones who were cut off. I went back and read some of her posts regarding this subject and they were pretty harsh, and she started acting like Dane's spokesman or something.

I never really had a problem with Holly or Dane until this all happened in April. I thought Dane was hilarious and Holly was ok, however I can't appreciate or have respect for people who are two faced or turn on people for no reason. Especially the people I thought were the funniest, most interesting people on the board, and the reasons I checked his board on a daily basis anyway.

I wish some people like Dipdoodle and Trogdor would come over and post here, and I see that Jacqui and Lethal stopped posting here which is unfortunate, but I have a feeling it's because they weren't comfortable with the comments made here about Dane and Holly. I would rather post here with these people who share my sense of humor than wade through the countless threads over on what has become a very boring Dane board.

As a sidenote: I hope Holly realizes why people are/ were upset with her and she's not still trying to find out through other people or lurking on the board.
Because that would be gay and redundant.

[LTrain06]

Holly is no friend. in fact, she is the worst kind. I hate her for these reasons:

1) If the opportunity arises, she will sell you out, even if it isn't right. She will tell you she's doing everything she can to help you, but go on the boards and talk shit about you, and tell everyone you were a bad fan and they should forget about you, and a new day has come, blah blah blah. She will continue to be nice to your face (or IM), but when you call her out on it, deny she said it.

2) she thinks she's friends with Dane Cook. therefore, delusional. therefore, nuts. need I say more on that topic?

3) she has yet to come up with an original joke. she's a humor leech. I have concrete evidence that after she saw my joke on a lame thread that she started, she went back and changed her own post to make it look original. and if you would like (I apologize for quoting DC here), I will bring the aforementioned post to this board, show it as Exhibit A....or, I would if it hadn't been deleted.

4) according to the boards, she currently has a million jobs. model, lifeguard, cocktail waitress...until you finally get her to come clean about what she really does, which is PR for comedy clubs. She even acknowledged to me that kisses Dane's ass cuz she wants him to get her into show business. Thus, no matter how wrong it is, she is going to always side with Dane.

5) and one more thing: she is weak-minded fool. She obviously is not very well-educated to not recognize that what Dane did on his board was outright censorship and purging, very Stalinesque. He deleted us as if we never existed, then she just smiled and said "oh well!" and skipped off with him. How can you not want to kick the shit out of someone like that? if she had lived in 1930s Germany, she would have ratted out her Jewish friends to the local Nazis, then told everyone else to forget them as if they had never existed as they were carted away in cattle cars. Perhaps I'm being overly dramatic, but yes, that is how I picture her. as being spineless and immoral.


but of course, there is the most obvious reason to hate her: she posted a modeling picture of herself. that's just gay.

[PinkPants]

was that a real modeling pic? Because if so she should really reconsider who she works for. It looked like she just took pics of herself in her underwear with a digital camera and turned the image red in a photoshop type program....

[LTrain06]

PinkPants said:

was that a real modeling pic? Because if so she should really reconsider who she works for. It looked like she just took pics of herself in her underwear with a digital camera and turned the image red in a photoshop type program....

my point exactly. she is a fraud. she's a textbook psychology case. I would like to give her the First Aid/CPR certification exam and see how well she does, because I doubt that as well. if my memory serves me right, didn't she also say she was in the military at one point? quite a life for a 19 year old, don't you think? she claims she does "PR" for a club - anyone can do "PR". It involves going to shows and kissing ass, and you don't need a job in it to do that.

[PinkPants]

hey bizatch i'm majoring in PR! I would just like to state that REAL PR involves having a strong background in English & journalism because you have to make speeches, write press releases, etc etc and from her posts I doubt that is a strong point of hers.

but yeah she is apparently the 19 year old superwoman... cocktail waitress, student, military, PR for comedy clubs, model, life guard... i mean seriously

[2Short]

JubbaKing-

When I got banned everybody that I told freaked out, except her. She was very calm and "Oh. That sucks." in a "not really" sort of way.

Also, she was very much about the love, but when we were all getting banned, there was no love.

Here's food for thought: how would Holly have reacted if you had got banned? If Dane cut off his Nate Sac? She would have done one of two things:

1) She would have not cared, as was the case with me/us. She would have told everybody to forget about you and move on.

or

2) She would have come to your defense and said what bullshit your banning was. In which case, I have to wonder why she would have that reaction for you and not me/us who she shared the "love" with.

Honestly, what do you think she would have done, Nate?

[pete]

i usually never tell people my opinion on her. she has always seemec to like me, there for i dunno what to say. i think of her the same way as Leah does, lets just leave it at that.

[Macha]

I am one banned, but not for the original reasons the bannation went down to begin with.

Soon after 2/L/Twink were banned, I strayed from the board mainly because I was not going to support something with my time and energy that was just going to ban the fuck out of my e-friends.

Then Holly started in and I got pissed with her 'oh well' attitude. Everything everyone has said on here so far I agree with and to refresh your memory, I will post my first post since said bannation. It sums it up here:

What I cannot tolerate is the condolence of this bullshit. You all are KISSING FUCKING ASS so you will not get banned. Right now, I'd rather be banned for stating my own fucking opinion than kiss someone's ass I don't know, nor will ever get to know. I have not mentioned how much I fucking love Dane, so this post will be gone in the morning just like my other fucking thread 3 days ago. It is OK, i accept that the mods are testy little shits.

Crunge, you make me sick. You are a pretentious cunt who needs a good smack in the head to burst the fucking egomaniac bubble you live in. You are still young; this is why I do not judge you for it, for you know not you are an asshole. Your tits will sag and your face will wrinkle so you cannot base your personality on your looks forever. I just wish you will realize it earlier rather than later on in your life and make a change for the better and be classy, prosperous and successful, not a crack whore stripper. (that is offensive and abusive and I'm NOT sorry)

Then she proceeded to say this to Sarah (after the smoke cleared)

The thing is- these boards arent about who is the most entertaining poster or who has been here the longest- its about people getting together to talk about comedy and life and all that other bullshit. But that means censorship has to be present because anyone can view this site. Without these rules it leaves people way too much free reign to lash out online (where there are no reprecussions) to use racist slang for no good reason and to pick on people who came here for a safe haven. This is an outlet for alot of people to come and spill their guts or get a laugh. When it becomes something negative it ruins the positive image. And guess who that image is attached to? Our man- Dane. Its a really complicated subject and I'm weary to really touch too much on it. I hope this helped you somehow.

Rock and Roll-
xoxo-
Crungemaster Holly

She is arrogant, and fake.

I have no doubt in my mind that Holly lurks here because it is posted in Pete's profile and Holly has Pete's screen name. She should have the common sense not to, but she lacks the intelligence.

Read this Holly: You are an egomaniac loser who has a false sense of reality. You can eat my ass with a spork and don't you EVER let me catch you in a dark alley for I will beat the living shit out of your 'i fight like a fuckin marine' ass. Love this, bitch.


I really hate that this topic is being brought up again.

[Macha]

TooShort said:

JubbaKing-

Here's food for thought: how would Holly have reacted if you had got banned? If Dane cut off his Nate Sac? She would have done one of two things:

1) She would have not cared, as was the case with me/us. She would have told everybody to forget about you and move on.

or

2) She would have come to your defense and said what bullshit your banning was. In which case, I have to wounder why she would have that reaction for you and not me/us who she shared the "love" with.

Honestly, what do you think she would have done, Nate?

Twink/Bat was a friend of hers and still is. No defensive tactics on her part.

Funny thing is, she was the one that told up all and put us in a frenzy.

One post: TooShort just told me he was banned
Next one: LTrain has been banned too!
Last one: Twink/Bat was banned also Whats going on?!

[JubbaKing]

Ok I was just wondering. But in all honesty, I couldn't have cared less who was banned on that board anyway. BAT is a buddy of mine but did I care? Nope. It's not a big deal cause there's still about 100000 other ways I can talk to her without DC's crappy board. It's just the internet. That's all I'm saying.

And regarding the modelling pics-I've seen them too. First, whoever Photoshopped those didn't know what he was doing--second, Holly looks so much better than that in real life. I could hardly tell it was her in the pics. But ya, if you're going to Photoshop something, learn how to use it first.

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