that thing you do

[Julie]

I'm sure some of you guys have some weird habits or just quirky little things you do, care to share?

Leah made me think of this one that I do. When I wash my face, I avoid my eyes at all costs. My eyes never close during the face washing process. I splash the water onto my forehead, cheeks, nose and chin; all while avoiding the eyes. I dont trust to have my eyes closed, so I just dont close them.

When I walk in the door, I immediately remove my shoes and carry them to the closet. They come off in the tile foyer and are carried by hand to their resting place. I didnt grow up in a house where you had to take off your shoes before you came in, so I dont know why I do this, I just do.

If I am making instant coffee, I make it at lightning speed. I put the cream and sweet-n-low in it faster than anyone can even realize I am making coffee. I also stir very quickly. I dont like to waste the heat of the coffee, so I get these things out of the way at a rapid pace so that I may enjoy my coffee while it is still scalding hot.

the floor is open...

[Macha]

I *have* to have my DVD's alphabetized.

First thing when I wake up in the morning I turn off my alarm, turn on my computer monitor, and check my e-mail. If I don't have class right away, error 404 is where I go. Ev-ar-y morning.

[PinkPants]

sometimes when I hear people speaking, like if I'm watching tv or listening to someone boring speak, rather than listen to the actual conversation I just try to keep up with what they're saying as if I were typing. So when someone says a sentence, in my head I find the keys and type it out.

[2Short]

I'm pretty good with voices and imitations. I do them a lot.

I have to masturbate in every room of every house that I live in. Otherwise my family will die.

[Julie]

I say 'Charlie, darling' in a sing-song British accent ALL the time. I have no idea why I say this. I dont even know a Charlie, so he surely isnt my 'darling' by any stretch. I just say it. I also say in a very roboty voice 'yes, I'm paranoid' but no one asks me anything prior to saying it, I just say it.

[LTrain06]

Julie said:

I say 'Charlie, darling' in a sing-song British accent ALL the time. I have no idea why I say this. I dont even know a Charlie, so he surely isnt my 'darling' by any stretch. I just say it. I also say in a very roboty voice 'yes, I'm paranoid' but no one asks me anything prior to saying it, I just say it.

Julie, you are very special.

And by special, I mean handicapped.



but good for you!

[Julie]

I hope I am the one in the 'natural shoes' because she looks just like me!

This is the numero dos time I have been called 'special' and then had it followed by a charming picture of a retard. What the fuck, guys? What. The. Fuck? ('what' and 'the' are to be read as statements and there is to be some inflection of the voice for 'fuck')

[LTrain06]

I don't know, Julie. On the one hand, yes you probably need a helmet, but on the other, I can definitely see you kicking up your legs like that when you're excited.

my "thing"? I don't know if it can be classified as an odd thing, but I can recite "We didnt start the fire" like nobody's business. Don't even try me. I can take any one of you down. and you know what else? I fuckin like that song.

[sonshine76]

I came to this thread with quirky things to post about myself, and find a retard BILLBOARD so I have to scroll for days. What do ya say... cinch it up, huh?

[Stinkfist]

Julie, not a fan of ice coffee? Also, have you ever tried added flavoring such as torani syrup (http://www.torani.com/)? ice coffee + English Toffee = mouthgasm

-stink

['Guest']

i cant clean with clothes on. i just cant. if im gonna clean my room, i have to lock the door so i can take my clothes off. otherwise im afraid that my clothes will get dirty.

[NonDylan]

I kill people who post insanely large photos.