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Post by Cheese on Jun 9, 2004 12:28:45 GMT -5
My 'college' house is so ghetto. why?
We don't have a sweeper that is powerful enough to pick up massive amounts of dog fur (2 large dogs' worth - is that right El?) so we have to use a 'fur rake' on our floors. Sad? I think so.
We also don't take out our trash until the lid on the trashcan won't stay on. And we don't take it out to the garbage man unless its overflowing from our back room (the 'pasture' as we call it).
Anyone care to top my ghetto-ness?
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 9, 2004 12:37:59 GMT -5
Yes. My freshman year, 3 of us were packed into a single. We had bunk beds and put our dressers in our tiny-ass closets because we couldn't fit them in the room. Then, we also had 3 commuter friends who would stay over regularly. And also stoners that would hang out and smoke every night. all in all, we were packed in like illegal immigrants. We put all our food in the closet right under our clothes, and both my roommates smoked, so there were cigarette butts and dirty ashtrays everywhere, and the whole room smelled. At the end of the year, I was in charge of cleaning the room before we turned in our keys, and I literally used up so many sponges just wiping the soot off the windows and walls. Fuckin disgusting. I am never smoking in my living space, or living with smokers ever again. And oh yeah, we lived in the Bronx. That, my friend, is ghetto.
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Post by Cheese on Jun 9, 2004 13:03:17 GMT -5
Well ok. You win that round.
Did I mention we didn't mow our yard until about a month ago and the grass was so high a family of bunnies was living in there unnoticed and you couldn't see my dog when she was out there... and she is above my knees.
And our other dog, who is a 12 year old Great Pyrenees, can't hold his shit so he poops in the pasture and pees back there too when he can't hold and we usually don't clean that up until its unbearable. Like it was earlier today. I'm amazed people even come over and stay without throwing up.
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Post by Cheese on Dec 15, 2005 17:13:52 GMT -5
alright, i'm reviving this thread. you know why?
FRUIT FLIES in my kitchen. everywhere. potato soup on the floor of the pantry, brown salad mush in the frigde. my whole kitchen smells like a real trash heap. And i have 4 days to clean it up!!
HELP!!!
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Post by Macha on Dec 15, 2005 19:46:02 GMT -5
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Post by Cheese on Dec 25, 2005 19:03:08 GMT -5
YEAH, we had FLY TAPE in our kitchen. ghetto much?
but wow, that shit works. lol
no more flies and no more fly tape!! YAY!!!
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Post by PinkPants on Dec 25, 2005 20:59:00 GMT -5
YEAH, we had FLY TAPE in our kitchen. ghetto much? but wow, that shit works. lol no more flies and no more fly tape!! YAY!!! I'm considering this trailer park phenomenom for my apartment. I had a few fruit flies, maybe 5-10 of them but they annoyed the piss out of me. So I heard that if you left a glass of wine out, they wouldn't be able to resist and would fly into it and die sweet, drunk deaths. This is FALSE. I woke up the next morning and there were like 300 fruit flies. The pinot gave them super stregth or something. They are driving me INSANE. |
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