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Post by NonDylan on Jun 24, 2004 0:32:55 GMT -5
The subject line of this thread might make you think this is going to be about swingin' and bangin' and Michael Diamond...
but, no.
Rather, it's about the overall vagtastic nature of the ladies on this board. God damn it, I love you all like top-dollar whores, but a lot of the time, it's like you've got the world's worst period, and all the uteran lining is being sluffed off onto this forum.
Speaking for the guys, I don't think there's been anything but jovial tom-foolery from the penises. The vagenises, on the other hand, like to stir shit up and pile on.
Sooooooooo, I guess what I'm trying to say is, quit ragging all the god damn time, lighten up, and take a page from the (few) guys on this board and don't put much stock into shit on here.
Go penises.
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Post by mandah on Jun 24, 2004 0:45:51 GMT -5
....i wish i had a penis....tristan....u know my reasons...
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Post by pete on Jun 24, 2004 0:50:35 GMT -5
....i wish i had a penis....tristan....u know my reasons... just go buy one on Ebay. |
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Post by noshit on Jun 24, 2004 1:37:01 GMT -5
youre fuckin right, dylan.. like usual.... girls suck.. i have a dick now.
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Post by PinkPants on Jun 24, 2004 8:29:15 GMT -5
My powers of observation tell me that your girlfriend has joined the board. And on sheer hope, I'm thinking she is a "lady" which means this thread would also be dedicated to her. Which means I hope she kicks your ass. That is all.
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Post by Cheese on Jun 24, 2004 13:02:57 GMT -5
Because I am so cool, I realize that this is not directed towards me because I have yet to start any 'tom-foolery'. But thank you Warren. I will remember for future reference the next time I want to cuss someone out on the board just because I'm in a bad mood. And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to clean the dog shit out of my dining room
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 24, 2004 13:53:05 GMT -5
No, no, no. Bad Cheese. Tom foolery is good. Tom foolery is fun and games. Tom foolery for president. I am also aware that this thread is not directed at me b/c I am sarcastic, as are my posts 22.5/7. I think I may have had 1 serious post out of 304. I come here for the chuckles. You guys are my jesters.  This guy is not funny. |
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Post by Macha on Jun 24, 2004 14:11:51 GMT -5
Drama is what women revolve their universe on.
Deal with it Penii.
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Post by Stinkfist on Jun 24, 2004 16:25:16 GMT -5
horray
-stink
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Post by Julie on Jun 24, 2004 17:49:13 GMT -5
Ladies' problem is once someone says some 'shit' they cant just let it go and be forever 'burnt,' they have to say something back, and that's what starts the wars. But, once one person shits, the person shit upon feels obligated to shit back. No one has ever 'shat' on me, so I dont think I have ever piled onto the shit.
I do not wish to have a penis, because I dont know how I would wash it, but I do think the hormonal drama of the board could be taken down a notch.
In conclusion (I HATE when people and books and papers and professors and anyone else capable says that), I apologize to all if I have been a hormonal bitch ever. I dont recall a time, because I dont enjoy conflict with my e-friends, but was there a time, I apologize for it.
EDIT: My original post sounded sooo 'Holly.' If this is about the El/SansCrap biz-nass, I have to say that were I shit on, I would shit back. I have yet to be shit on, so there has been no need. I am by no means accepting or rejecting my bitchiness, but if some shit gets started, then some shits been started. I'm sure you will all agree. Except for Nick, he never agrees with me. He thinks me lowly.
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 24, 2004 19:10:17 GMT -5
I have no apologies to make. If I'm a bitch, that's how I really am, I'm not going to make excuses like "hormones". Deal with it, penises. We birth the human race for you.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jun 24, 2004 19:38:59 GMT -5
Except for Nick, he never agrees with me. He thinks me lowly. Julie is a lying fucking whore. I don't think that dumbass is lowly at all. I wish I knew where she lived, I would go bust a cap in that ass. |
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 24, 2004 22:36:20 GMT -5
I have no apologies to make. If I'm a bitch, that's how I really am, I'm not going to make excuses like "hormones". Deal with it, penises. We birth the human race for you. No apologies desired. Just needing the ragging to come down from an 8, to about a 3. It'll make things EL MUCHO GUSTO. |
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 24, 2004 22:58:02 GMT -5
No apologies desired. Just needing the ragging to come down from an 8, to about a 3. It'll make things EL MUCHO GUSTO. I'd like to note that this post was our board's 5000th. Let me just say how happy I am that the 5000th post contained the line "Just needing the ragging to come down from an 8, to a 3." This is the 5001st post. |
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Post by sonshine76 on Jun 25, 2004 15:03:58 GMT -5
I'd like to note that this post was our board's 5000th. Let me just say how happy I am that the 5000th post contained the line "Just needing the ragging to come down from an 8, to a 3." This is the 5001st post. Now, how ironic would it have been if you would have requested the uterine sloughing ragging come down from a 5,000 to a 3?! What? OMGZ!? |
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