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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jul 25, 2004 16:46:54 GMT -5
You know what I miss? Chucke Cheese.
I miss the robots looking around at me while imitating musicians. I miss playing the bad games in order to get the most tickets. Tickets that I use to get cheap generic prizes that cost maybe 60 cents, but I used about 5 dollars worth of tokens to win.
My favorite part of Chucke Cheese was the little playground it has. Hidden deep within the playground was the infamous ball pit. What made these ball pits the most fun was that there was always one kid who would piss you off in there. He would be throwing balls at you or something. Then an epic battle would ensue. Always a fight to the death; never settle for any less.
My parents never understood how I could bust my lip, receive a black eye, and get cuts all over my arms and legs by crawling through the tunnels. They never would have suspected knife fights inside the ball pit. Who would? We would always be long gone with our rubber lizards and already broken slinkys by the time the kid's parents find his body, freshly prepared courtesy Il Macellaio. Rest in peace, fucker.
Ah... those were the days!!
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Post by Cheese on Jul 25, 2004 16:49:45 GMT -5
We just got a Chuckie Cheese last spring or so. You have to be 18 or with a parent. And you have to wear hand stamps and stay with your group at all times. EVERYONE MUST STAY TOGETHER! NO LEAVING EARLY TIMMY! I don't care if your leg is broken! If everyone doesn't want to leave YOU CAN'T!!!
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Post by Julie on Jul 29, 2004 17:55:40 GMT -5
Poor Chuck, you guys are botching his name and his haven of fun. It is Chuck E. Cheese. 'E' is his middle initial. Jesus.
I was the asshole ball thrower!! My brothers and I would run the little kids out and have a ball war in the pit o' balls. We rarely hit other people's children with balls of rocket speed. Rarely. Sometimes, I would get ganged up on by all the brothers. Then, I would tattle. We came out with roundish red welts covering our persons.
I thought it was super fair that you could trade in 3,500 tickets for a whistle and a spider ring.
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Post by Macha on Jul 31, 2004 13:52:59 GMT -5
I am a master researcher.
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Post by Julie on Jul 31, 2004 16:33:52 GMT -5
I am a master baiter. Fish hooks and whatnots, you sick fucks.
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Post by unlimited on Jul 31, 2004 20:51:04 GMT -5
Mister wizard was cool.. anyone remember him?
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jul 31, 2004 21:43:15 GMT -5
I do!! Is that dude still alive??
Ouch - I have sunburn on only HALF my body.
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Post by NonDylan on Jul 31, 2004 22:22:49 GMT -5
Fuck Mr. Wizard. I'm all about THE Wizard. My thoughts towards the end of this movie: Whoa, whoa, whoa... Super Mario Bros. THREE?!?!
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Post by NonDylan on Jul 31, 2004 22:23:33 GMT -5
<---- fuck that
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Post by Macha on Aug 1, 2004 0:07:56 GMT -5
I'm glad to see jack and jill warren posting.
I woner how long this is going to last. 48 hours? Minutes? Nanoseconds?!
The pressure is killing me.
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Post by Macha on Aug 1, 2004 9:25:53 GMT -5
My friend is having her baby shower today.
I am way too tired to be oogling over diapers and onesies right now. Pastel green and yellow can blow me.
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Post by Cheese on Aug 1, 2004 12:59:46 GMT -5
i loathe babyshowers. they make me want to puke. Then again, that could be because i don't really like babies either. and fuck them! why should they get a party when they aren't even BORN yet? use hand-me-downs like I had to!
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Post by Macha on Aug 1, 2004 13:24:24 GMT -5
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Aug 1, 2004 18:11:18 GMT -5
Those are the kinds of pictures I love.
Why take a picture of yourself looking good when you can take one of yourself with what appears to be an abdominal tumor jutting out a foot or so.
She gives you a sense of closure with the way she is grabbing her left breast, it is turning me on, but in a closur'd sort of way.
No! It's not!
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Post by NonDylan on Aug 2, 2004 12:03:10 GMT -5
I celebrated a bachelor's party last night.
We coined the unhip term bonged, which is not exclusive to marijuana use. For instance, after the epic thirst for seven Red Stripes:
"Oh... oh, God. I'm so effing bonged."
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