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Post by NonDylan on Jun 27, 2004 1:09:16 GMT -5
For the record, I don't look at a woman and go "mmm... yeah... I'd do her..." I say that whenever I see anything with a hole. |
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Post by Macha on Jun 27, 2004 3:37:42 GMT -5
I just came home from the casino.
To put it lightly, I spent 28$ for my friend to get hit on by four different guys.
I am stealing the shirt she wore and bringing it back to GA with me.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 27, 2004 13:19:15 GMT -5
I don't know if you are all aware of this or not, but apparently I am Wonder Woman and my car is like her Invisible Plane.......  Let me explain....I am driving to the gym yesterday, and I have to pass a big mall to get there. I am in my lane - mind my own business - when at least 2 cars suddenly try to move into my lane to get on the highway. I kept screaming, "What the hell, am I invisible....do you not see me??" Hence my conclusion I am Wonder Woman! [glow=red,2,300]Footnote: this is by no means meant to sound like any individual's comedy skit, living or deceased. Any similarities are purely coincidental.[/glow] |
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Post by unlimited on Jun 27, 2004 14:30:38 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Footnote: this is by no means meant to sound like any individual's comedy skit, living or deceased. Any similarities are purely coincidental.[/glow] Love the disclaimer... |
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Post by Cheese on Jun 27, 2004 18:10:59 GMT -5
I'm thinking am I crazy for being 19 and still liking Disney movies? (and loving Harry Potter books?)
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Post by censored on Jun 27, 2004 21:27:50 GMT -5
I just got home from the International House Of Pancakes, and Smiles amuesment center.
While at IHOP we got some grub, obviously. As I proceeded to go pay I saw that the cashier had a very similar look. It was the same guy that my sister, brother and his girlfriend were calling Elton John. Trying not to laugh with that note in mind, I headed to the cash out counter. Elton got up from his chair and said "All set?"I said, "Yup". I handed E my bill and he proceeded to punch in some numbers or whatnot on his computer screen. After that he went to stick the ticket on a nail, that are mostly used in Dry Cleaners and ticket hosting places. It seems as though hes having a bit of trouble getting the ticket on the nail. I thought it was his vision. Then, out of nowhere, his eyes close and he starts to tip over. I stood there in shock deciding on when I should push him back up depending on his angular stance. It seemed as though he was gonna die or fall over, so I push him back up with my hand and said, "Are ya alright?"....half concerned, half 'what the fuck are you doing'. Elt regains conciousness and says, "Yeaaah, Im alright...I ate too much". I paid as quickly as possible and held my laughter and contorted face until I returned to the table to tell my fellow IHOP goers. I started laughing before I could tell them. How the fuck do you fall alseep?
Then we went to Smiles amuesment center and we played this awesome punching game. It was an asian type game where these paddles come out and you have to punch them to win the fight. You wear these little gloves with padding. It was a great game. The first few times we all played it we were laughing because it was ridiculously strange. I did end up winning the fights though. Thank you. Plus, Jack Osbourne was there. Yeah he was on this game were you dance according to the lights under your feet. Jack also didnt know how to keep his mouth closed, or wear sleeved shirts.
Thats what I am thinkin', cock.
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Post by unlimited on Jun 27, 2004 21:36:44 GMT -5
I want tomorrow to be next monday... BAD
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Post by Cheese on Jun 27, 2004 21:53:38 GMT -5
Plus, Jack Osbourne was there. Yeah he was on this game were you dance according to the lights under your feet. Dance Dance Revolution? |
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Post by censored on Jun 27, 2004 21:56:44 GMT -5
something to that effect. Whatever it was...he should have really closed his mouth. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Jun 28, 2004 20:29:10 GMT -5
I am thinking that someone mentioned they really wanted to see Office Space again, and it is on, right fuckin now.
"Back in your ass with the resurrection!"
"You know the Nazis had pieces of flair, that they made the Jews wear."
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Post by Stinkfist on Jun 28, 2004 21:19:33 GMT -5
I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.
-stink
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Post by 2Short on Jun 28, 2004 21:43:23 GMT -5
Somebody had better make me some fucking pancakes right now!
Jif suck. Skippy ruins Jif. Peter Pan is made in sweatshops by all of the lost boys.
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Post by Julie on Jun 28, 2004 22:04:05 GMT -5
My friend has sneak preview passes to Spiderman 2 for tomorrow. So, I am going to see Spiderman 2 tomorrow. Be jealous. Everyone talks about how much the soundtrack blows, but I think it looks to be mighty fine, indeed.
I like when it gets so close to my birthday that a movie is due to come out on my birthdate or my bacon is 'best used by' my birthdate. Makes me think that if bacon can only last up until my birthday and bacon is a perishable good, then my birthday must be really fucking soon.
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Post by NonDylan on Jun 28, 2004 22:14:00 GMT -5
I have a headache.
This day was a bust.
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Post by unlimited on Jun 28, 2004 22:16:30 GMT -5
so do i... my eyes are exploding..
i dont want to work from 4-11 tomorrow....... blah I want a day off damnit
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