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Post by Julie on Oct 5, 2004 16:44:09 GMT -5
Have we not been scolded once before for not taking into consideration the co-ed nature of this board? I dont think boys like to hear about blood pouring from the place that they have great desires to penetrate. Girls dont really bleed, it is a ruse so that they can be mean to you sometimes and get out of having sex when they dont want to. All girls lie.
Except for me. I have never lied.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Oct 5, 2004 17:35:45 GMT -5
Have we not been scolded once before for not taking into consideration the co-ed nature of this board? I dont think boys like to hear about blood pouring from the place that they have great desires to penetrate. Girls dont really bleed, it is a ruse so that they can be mean to you sometimes and get out of having sex when they dont want to. All girls lie. Except for me. I have never lied. I will slap my own wrist for having no consideration...after all I AM PMSing and therefore consideration is not in my vocabulary this week. |
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Post by Julie on Oct 5, 2004 19:03:21 GMT -5
That's the spirit!! Gals screw the boys! Boys screw the gals! Eyes that are Twirly...do what you do! Way to bring a little normalcy back to the boards...I knew you guys were just joshing when you were talking all that wanting-to-eat-a-gal-out noise! I am thinking sweating is GREAT! I feel so productive when I sweat large amounts of salty liquid. I like the sweat to saturate my hair to where it feels like it is dripping. Does everyone enjoy sweat as much as me? I even like the smell of sweaty boys and the taste of sweat on my upper lip. I only lick the sweat off my upper lip though, because I wouldnt want to develop an obsession. However, I do try and sweat an extra amount so I will have more to lick. Has anyone sat down and accidently twisted some of their 'naughty hair' into their underwear or jeans or something but you are in a situation where you cannot reach down and caress it free? I hate that. You have to crab-walk to the bathroom as you make the O-face O' Pain. I dont so much talk about my danger zone, but I will inform that although it isnt a desert it is still by far a forest, so sometimes one slips under the rope and causes me an immense amount of pain. I shaved my vagina completely off once because it did that. Apparently it didnt learn the lesson I was attempting to establish, as it continues to terrorize me with the single hair in occasional turmoil. |
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Post by Macha on Oct 5, 2004 22:04:33 GMT -5
I dont so much talk about my danger zone, but I will inform that although it isnt a desert it is still by far a forest, Jew that is Lee, Your 'no-no spot' is definately a forrest is your hair is braiding itself in your jeans. Thank you, Mah-cha. |
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Post by Cheese on Oct 5, 2004 23:35:38 GMT -5
You 2 (Ju-lie and Macha) make me cry tears of laughter. Seriously, after reading Macha's period thing and this, I almost piddled on my computer chair.
and Augusta doesn't go to the bathroom. she does it where ever whenever because guys do it so why can't she?
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Post by Julie on Oct 6, 2004 18:34:12 GMT -5
Jew that is Lee, Your 'no-no spot' is definately a forrest is your hair is braiding itself in your jeans. Thank you, Mah-cha. You are wrong. That is all. |
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Post by LTrain06 on Oct 6, 2004 19:30:14 GMT -5
Jew that is Lee, Your 'no-no spot' is definately a forrest is your hair is braiding itself in your jeans. Thank you, Mah-cha. I love the lack of writing skills in Macha's passage. Somewhere Cal is crying. |
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Post by Macha on Oct 6, 2004 20:32:02 GMT -5
I love the lack of writing skills in Macha's passage. Somewhere Cal is crying. LOVE IT BITCH. LOVE IT. LOATHE IT. BITE ME. |
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Post by Macha on Oct 8, 2004 11:44:17 GMT -5
Cal's most recent journal entry made me sick. Literally.
My window is open and everytime I hear my neighbor (stupid bitch) come out side for a smoke, I hear him breathing out the smokey smoke. Is it bad that whenever I hear that I wish that his lungs would collapse and his breathing would suddenly stop?
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Oct 8, 2004 12:03:47 GMT -5
Cal's most recent journal entry made me sick. Literally. My window is open and everytime I hear my neighbor (stupid bitch) come out side for a smoke, I hear him breathing out the smokey smoke. Is it bad that whenever I hear that I wish that his lungs would collapse and his breathing would suddenly stop? I don't think that is a bad thought AT ALL....at least you don't hear the hacking phlem cough with it.... |
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Post by 2Short on Oct 8, 2004 12:45:16 GMT -5
Cal's most recent journal entry made me sick. Literally. It was that good? |
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Post by LTrain06 on Oct 8, 2004 22:15:52 GMT -5
I am on a Ralph Wiggum thing lately. Don't ask me why but....those berries taste like buuuurniiiiing!
that, and a boy just told me I am the funniest girl he's ever met. BAM! fuck beautiful, or any of those boy niceties, I only want to be the funniest. And it was because I suggested that we wear masks when we're having sex, but not normal Eyes wide shut masks, but one of us wears Nixon and the other Kennedy. Because underneath all that hate was burning lust.
I'm going to marry him now.
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Post by Macha on Oct 9, 2004 14:47:27 GMT -5
I have had the song 'Danger' by Erika Badu stuck in my head ever since I saw a drag performance to it. ***************** The boy I like is a drunk. I'm not cool with that. The other boy I like is younger than me and loaded. His parents are chiropractors....and he's very southern. I'm not cool with that. The last boy I like just turned 30 and plays hard to get. He's New Mexican and you have all seen pictures. He wants to live in the basement of my new house. I'm not cool with that. I should start dating cool guys. They all have two things in common. #1 They are all over 6' tall #2 They are all over 230lbs.  |
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Post by 2Short on Oct 9, 2004 22:53:31 GMT -5
#1 They are all over 6' tall #2 They are all over 230lbs. That sounds like you're describing giraffes. |
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Post by Macha on Oct 10, 2004 2:23:44 GMT -5
That sounds like you're describing giraffes. Thats how I like em' baby! Tall and spotted. |
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