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Post by Cheese on Mar 27, 2005 15:43:57 GMT -5
4 shots of voldka + 1 shot of 99 oranges = puking 3 hours later... and 4 hours after that... and 1 after that.
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Post by Macha on Mar 29, 2005 4:07:32 GMT -5
I saw my girl crush tonight.
Guess who lives in my apartment complex??
No, it's not who you are thinking, its my girl crush!!
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Post by Cheese on Mar 29, 2005 8:15:28 GMT -5
I saw my girl crush tonight. Guess who lives in my apartment complex?? No, it's not who you are thinking, its my girl crush!! You planned that didn't you? you should do it with her to beat out your neighbors! |
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Post by 2Short on Mar 30, 2005 9:39:12 GMT -5
I had possibly the best sex of my life last night. This morning, after the great sex, everything seems a lot clearer, but a little less important.
My dick should be bronzed.
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Post by Macha on Apr 2, 2005 8:03:32 GMT -5
I came to the realization last night that even though I have a girl crush, I could never give up men. As stinky and hairy as they may be, they are wonderful, wonderful creatures.
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Post by noshit on Apr 4, 2005 20:41:27 GMT -5
i dont know why im saying this, but i am thinking why do really fat people cut their hair really short? it just makes them look a LOT fucking bigger. im thinking, why am i tooooo honest sometimes, and why cant i be less of a bitch. but its true. why do fat people do that?! it pisses me OFF>
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Post by Cheese on Apr 4, 2005 23:15:50 GMT -5
i dont know why im saying this, but i am thinking why do really fat people cut their hair really short? it just makes them look a LOT fucking bigger. im thinking, why am i tooooo honest sometimes, and why cant i be less of a bitch. but its true. why do fat people do that?! it pisses me OFF> I don't do it for that very reason. |
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Post by 2Short on Apr 5, 2005 16:46:34 GMT -5
Short hair is gay. Literally. Only lesbians have short hair.
The message on the 404 home page says, "I fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat." -Cal
When did I say that? Was I high on life at the time?
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Post by Julie on Apr 12, 2005 18:52:08 GMT -5
What the hell happened to this place? I want to gouge myself in the orbital sockets. I hope everyone is well.
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Post by Cheese on Apr 12, 2005 22:04:24 GMT -5
What the hell happened to this place? I want to gouge myself in the orbital sockets. I hope everyone is well. I'm thinking the same thing. And if by well you mean our health, then I suppose I'm alright. I desperately need to lose 20lbs (to 40) for the second time this summer though. And if allergies count as health, then nevermind, I'm dying. I also want school to be over with forever and I want to move to cali and get a new fucking job that doesn't involve selling shit to people I don't want to talk to. (definately not bitter) How are you? |
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Post by Macha on Apr 17, 2005 0:11:36 GMT -5
Wow....we have gone over 4 days without one single post. How the fuck is everyone?
Tell me about your lives.
Me? I kissed a boy last night. He is a redneck, and in love with me.
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Post by Cheese on Apr 17, 2005 1:18:12 GMT -5
I saw Sing City with Augusta and a nice fat guy I met on MySpace.
I have a headache the size of texas.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Apr 17, 2005 12:19:02 GMT -5
I have a headache too...hangovers blow monkey dick.
I went to Cayote Ugly in NYC last night...cool place - ALOT smaller than I thought it would be...if I were only 10 years younger, I would have danced on the bar. My b-day is coming up and I totally do not want to get any older - is there a way to reverse time?? I am so jealous of 20-something chicks.
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Post by Julie on Apr 17, 2005 18:07:09 GMT -5
I love rednecks. They are my kryptonite.
Sin.
Coyote.
I am a twenty-nothing chick.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Apr 17, 2005 22:45:23 GMT -5
I love rednecks. They are my kryptonite. Sin. Coyote. I am a twenty-nothing chick. Case in point...I am jealous of you. |
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