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Post by Julie on Jul 5, 2004 22:33:36 GMT -5
I dont like that my dryer buzzes, waits ten minutes and then buzzes again. It does this until you take the clothes out. It is like my dryer is being impatient with me. I go out and purchase this piece of machinery, rescue it from dark nights spent alone in a department store and this is how I am repaid, with a six second buzz every ten goddamned minutes.
I often times wash every bra I own (two) at the same time. This is not a smart thing, unless you are keeping up with the laundry and are in for the night. More times than I care to remember I have gone to put on a bra and they are both in the washer. I should most likely invest in a couple more of them. They seem to be something I will be needing for a while. 20 towels, 2 bras. Makes perfect sense.
My mother and I got into a fight and I wish we would go ahead and make-up in case one of us dies. I secretly wish that I would be involved in an accident of some kind, not life threatening at all, but perhaps hospitalization, that way we can be friends again and neither of us really have to do anything. We will be brought together by the circumstances. I would like to see who all would visit me if I were in a coma. I would want to be able to have an aerial view of them. Would people take off work to see me? Would anyone insist on staying with me at all times? Would I rot in a room all alone? These are the things I wonder about.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jul 5, 2004 22:43:29 GMT -5
Wow Jules...I often think some of the same things. I always think that I get into a car accident or even die, and I always wonder who would visit me or come to my funeral and if they would be upset or not. Would a particular person sit at my bedside holding my hand, or would they not even bother to show up at all? Then I also turn it around and think about my ex or friends in the same situation (God forbid)......how freakin morbid is that? Why do I think about this kinda stuff all the time?
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Post by Macha on Jul 6, 2004 0:43:08 GMT -5
how freakin morbid is that? Why do I think about this kinda stuff all the time? Because you are high. |
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Post by Macha on Jul 6, 2004 0:48:47 GMT -5
I am addicted to show tunes. Does that make me gay?
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Post by pete on Jul 6, 2004 0:50:00 GMT -5
I am addicted to show tunes. Does that make me gay? yes it does. Macha Macha Man.... |
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Post by Cheese on Jul 6, 2004 9:10:49 GMT -5
Yes Macha, you are very gay. Come to the dark side!
Julie- I wonder about those things too. Of coruse when I was in the hospital for surgery everyone I expected to show up did and not many more. A few french club kids did too (including twirlyeyes) and that somewhat surprised me. Everyone else, not so surprising. Although the only peron whoi couldn't come was my sister because her job is gayer than twirlyeyes. But she doesn't have that job anymore.
My old dog just fell over outside while he was drinking. And no one pushed him.
You know what I wonder about? What people changed when they edit things. Was is a type-o? or did they just feel that something they said was entirely too stupid to actually say out loud. Me? I added this as my edit. irony? probably not.
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Post by Macha on Jul 6, 2004 9:40:23 GMT -5
I edit much because I am a terrible speller and I always catch something after I have posted. It sucks seeing the 'last edit part and, yes, Queso, it does make you think what sentence was lost forever in the e-world.
I edited the words "last edit" It first said 'edited by' and then I posted and saw those weren't the words I was using. Irony at it's best.
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Post by Julie on Jul 6, 2004 17:46:41 GMT -5
and pasted the wrong thing into the wrong place. I edit because I sometimes cut and paste in a post and when I read it on the board, I cut
My mother and I were arguing, and it was kind of sad but fun for me, because I have no one to argue with, but I was getting sick of it, so I called her and exclaimed (literally) 'You apologize, now! You owe me one!' Her reply was 'bullshit!' So, my last retort was 'I accept.' Then we hung up. Gee, am I glad that is over!
Yes, I just said 'Gee.'
I dont like how actors and singers sing and act about how hard their life is. Example? Notting Hill and that new 'kill-myself-in-the-bathtub' shit by Brit-Nay. Get over yourselves and sing about happy things as you shower yourself with your millions of dollars and homes.
I saw an advertisement for Mystic Rain deodorant today, and all I could think of was Van Morrison playing a violin in my armpit. I dont even know if he plays the violin, but he is doing so in the pit. Also, I dont really have a clear picture of him in my head, so I was actually picturing Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison as Van Morrison. It was a tangled vision. Anywho, I wont be buying it, because none of those three men belong in my armpit (in my head). I will continue to use Dove, although it let me down in the no white streak department.
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Post by Macha on Jul 6, 2004 21:14:41 GMT -5
I got attacked by red ants on the 4th of july. I now have little red puss-y bumps on my foot and today it started to become swollen. Any natural remedies you guys know of?
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Post by LTrain06 on Jul 6, 2004 21:23:48 GMT -5
Meat tenderizer. and yes, saying that out loud has the same effect as meat curtains - it's just not a pretty picture. But it works on bee stings, so maybe it'll work on ants.
when i was young i got stung on my cooch. we put meat tenderizer on the meat curtains! ahahaha!
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Post by Cheese on Jul 6, 2004 22:30:58 GMT -5
veggie hot dogs are only good with lots and lots of ketchup
i love countrytime lemonade because you can have only that and water and be satisfied with not having to drink just water.
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Post by pete on Jul 6, 2004 22:46:43 GMT -5
veggie hot dogs are only good with lots and lots of ketchup i love Moringstar veggie corndogs |
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Post by Cheese on Jul 7, 2004 23:03:06 GMT -5
Some woman at work asked me if I was Christian today. I'm still not sure how I feel about that. I know she asked me that because I was being nice to her, but... odd. Granted the woman seemed half crazy so eh.
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Post by pete on Jul 7, 2004 23:06:02 GMT -5
Some woman at work asked me if I was Christian today. I'm still not sure how I feel about that. I know she asked me that because I was being nice to her, but... odd. Granted the woman seemed half crazy so eh. you shud have said, " No i'm not Christian, Christian is my brother." cuz Chrisitain is a boy's name. |
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Post by Cheese on Jul 8, 2004 16:58:32 GMT -5
I'm currently thinking "Why aren't there any hot british guys in Muncie, IN?"  |
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