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Post by Macha on Jun 23, 2005 12:07:54 GMT -5
Your are giving a toast or getting engaged? To who, julie? Mr. Bacon Coolwhip? Did you lose your virginity yet? PLEASE TELL US. I'm dying over here for some raw details.
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Post by Macha on Jun 23, 2005 13:52:05 GMT -5
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Post by Cheese on Jun 24, 2005 16:52:28 GMT -5
Fuck you guys and your love! Well... wait. You're already getting fucked aren't you? Blast. I'll fuck you my darling queso. Thank you dearest Macha... what about our dogs? They don't have to watch do they? I bet your dog could kick my dogs ass.
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Post by Macha on Jun 25, 2005 23:35:02 GMT -5
Yeah..she probably would. Even though your dog is about twice as big as her. Kiah is a tough little cookie. Watch out Roxie!!
CARO! I want details beeeootch.
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Post by censored on Jun 28, 2005 3:40:09 GMT -5
I'm thinking.....
Why does it have to shower/thunderstorm and be humid on the days I need it to be sunny and dry?
Why am I up at 4:40 a.m. contemplating sleep, when I should just go the fuck to sleep.
Why does hair have to be a certain length to wax, isn't a half inch enough?
Why do my feet feel madly clean while walking through our towns beach waters? That water isnt clean.
Why am I still typing?
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jun 29, 2005 20:49:32 GMT -5
CARO! I want details beeeootch. His name is Jonathan, he's 30 (I like the young ones) and the sweetest! He lives near Philly and I am a northern Jersey girl so that sucks big-time, but we have spent alot of time together dispite that. He has a 5 year old daughter who I met last weekend and she married us while she took her bath and let me wash her hair (or as she says it "mawweed"). I think it's love.
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Post by Macha on Jun 30, 2005 10:39:10 GMT -5
all I hear is
"NO WIRE HANGERS!!!"
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Post by Cheese on Jul 2, 2005 1:10:31 GMT -5
I'm thinking I can't live here much longer. I want to move now.
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Post by sonshine76 on Jul 7, 2005 13:02:36 GMT -5
I come back here and it's a graveyard of comedic genius gone flacid. Everyone is in love, and there are no jokes. No flirting. No sarcasm of any kind to be found. Even Pete. PETE?! C'mon. We are like the rabbit in the race, starting out fast and ending slow. Think about that for a minute.
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Post by censored on Jul 8, 2005 13:03:13 GMT -5
Think about this.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Jul 8, 2005 15:30:44 GMT -5
I am thinking right now....
--- how happy I am to see the Sunshine!
---how funny Censored has been lately!
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Post by censored on Jul 8, 2005 17:47:37 GMT -5
I am thinking right now.... --- how happy I am to see the Sunshine! ---how funny Censored has been lately! Thats what happens when you go nuts.
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Post by 2Short on Jul 8, 2005 23:18:47 GMT -5
Thats what happens when you go nuts. Actually, this is what happens when you go nuts:
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Jul 9, 2005 0:58:23 GMT -5
Thats what happens when you go nuts. Actually, this is what happens when you go nuts: He's right, it's been proven; you get red tumors, complete with veins and stalks, in places you wouldn't like them. The "I before E except after C" rule doesn't work as efficiently as one might like.
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Post by I cant login Woe on Jul 10, 2005 8:53:51 GMT -5
I am enraged.
I mean, I am enslaved.
I mean, I AM ENGAGED!
and, I am posting after two consecutive photos of a man's nut sac. Only on the Fo O' Fo.
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