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Post by Cheese on Aug 18, 2005 15:34:06 GMT -5
/sarcasm
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Post by Cheese on Aug 21, 2005 12:04:07 GMT -5
Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Classes start TOMORROW. -___-
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Aug 31, 2005 12:14:59 GMT -5
Is everyone OK from the hurricane?
I was watching CNN last nite and I was miserable because I was going over my finances (or lack of). Then I started to cry because at least my house, car and family didn't float away.
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Aug 31, 2005 23:16:06 GMT -5
Is everyone OK from the hurricane? Fuck those guys. |
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Post by Cheese on Sept 1, 2005 17:02:56 GMT -5
Apparently I have family down there. A step-aunt of some sort. Not sure how she is though... Oh, and my uncle is dying, but not because of the hurricane.
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Sept 13, 2005 10:51:23 GMT -5
Hey losers, I have 2 tickets for DC at MSG Theater this Friday at 8 PM...2 of my friends bailed on me today. Yes, I still like Dane and all of you can suck me.
Section 200
Row Y
Anyone interested?
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Post by 2Short on Sept 13, 2005 18:10:19 GMT -5
I'd go, but I'm driving wooden splinters underneath my fingernails that day.
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Post by Cheese on Sept 13, 2005 21:52:00 GMT -5
I would... but i dont know where you live or if i have to means to get there...
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Post by ILaughAtSex on Dec 12, 2005 3:30:04 GMT -5
Over the summer, Cal and I were on a cruise(with the rest of our family). There was an arcade on the cruise, and Cal and I were playing a game which had two enormous guns you used to aim and shoot the people on-screen.
The guns were supposed to shake some when you fired. However, my gun shook twice as much as it should, and Cal's didn't shake at all. What ended up happening, is we got first place in the high scores. As such, we felt a totally heterosexual high five and ass slapping was in order. My arm was asleep from the nonstop shaking, and, while the ass slapping went smoothly and without incident, our congratulatory(and heterosexual) high five turned into the biggest double bitch slap this side of Columbia, South Carolina.
The ass-slapping attracted several thousand of the cruise's hottest numbers, and we took turns taking them up to the top deck for dates. The dates consisted of drugged drinks, and tumbles over the boat's safety rails. They made a movie about us called "The Ladykillers", but they changed our names and the entire plot and setting.
Some philosophers believed the ability to breathe while you sleep was a symbol of depthless evil. That's where the idea of nightmare wells came from.
a) There is no such thing as a nightmare well.
b) I made up almost everything I just said as I wrote it.
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Post by Macha on Dec 12, 2005 23:16:28 GMT -5
Some philosophers believed the ability to breathe while you sleep was a symbol of depthless evil. That's where the idea of nightmare wells came from. Evil you say? Good thing I have sleep apnea. I must be a saint! I am also laughing at myself so you don't have to. |
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Post by Cheese on Dec 13, 2005 12:38:25 GMT -5
FUCK! I always miss heterosexual ass slapping. That makes me sad.
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Post by Macha on Dec 13, 2005 13:57:53 GMT -5
FUCK! I always miss heterosexual ass slapping. That makes me hot. |
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Post by Macha on Dec 15, 2005 6:56:45 GMT -5
MORNING TMI:
I keep having this dream where I swallow a mouse/gerbil type thing, and then spend hours trying to vomit it up. I never actually see myself swallowing the thing, but I know I did it.
Its pretty nasty, but the feeling is great as it is coming out my mouth. It's like relief.
WHAT DOES THE DREAMBOOK SAY???
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Post by Dane's_Mods_Sux on Dec 15, 2005 13:59:26 GMT -5
Swallow:
To dream that you swallow something, indicates that you are holding back your feelings or words. You may feel unable to express your anger.
Mouse:
To see a mouse in your dream, indicates fear, meekness, and a lack of assertiveness. You possess feelings of inadequacy and not measuring up. Alternatively, it may symbolize minor irritations and annoyances.
I just think it means you are nuts. Or you DO have mice in your house and they play in your mouth when you sleep like their personal swimming pool.
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Post by Macha on Dec 15, 2005 16:13:20 GMT -5
Thanks babe...but
VOMIT...that was the main one..what does that mean??
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